I don't own Hetalia or Star Wars I do know how to cook pasta .
A long time ago in a country far far away…
Princess hungry I had finished playing laser tag with England America and Turkey
Prussia was invading a prostitutes vital regions Gilbird was chirping stupidly on his shoulder
Italy was making Pasta and France was molesting other countries; this stage is set
England: Dammit, I've been hit and I spilled my tea. That's the last time I play laser tag with you. You Yankee.
America: will you shouldn't be drinking tea and playing laser tag at the same time.
Hungry: for once America is actually right.
A voice came from the loudspeaker. Okay your session is up now. I will grace you by playing the Star Wars theme on my piano Austria's voice sounded on the loudspeaker and Justin Bieber you are now banned from this laser tag institution; everyone's ears are bleeding. Now could you were singing one of your songs. (I couldn't resist )The group took off their after Austria had finished playing the group left the laser tag Gear at the front desk paid and left.
The holy pasta empire was shut down today and Italy had nowhere to go. Just restaurant had gone out of business. Italy had been pondering what to do For 10 min. now and decided to go bother Germany now for getting Germany had gone on vacation in America so he decided to go to the bar and and hitch a ride with Prussia on used car cross-country road trip to go hang out with Germany who is trying to get away from babysitting Italy.
Hey Prussia. It's been a while with you to America for your road trip Italy that puppy dog eyes; Prussia did mind you only going on this road trip to invade more prostitute vital regions because he was bored sure Italy. I just need to pick up my friends France and Spain; Italy and the bad touch trio went on vacation to America Prussia was planning to have sex with hungry as well maybe play some laser tag with England America. Hungry in Turkey. Unfortunately, the only laser tag institution in Eastern Europe was Mr. Austria's laser tag zone.
Germany was relaxing on vacation, he was sick of Italy always ranting about pasta; so this was a nice change of pace for him. Unfortunately, Germany did not know that Italy was plotting to join him. By tagging along with the bad touch trio on their cross-country trip of the United States of America. As Germany took drink his beer. He failed to notice his friends had just arrived at the bar. Hey, Germany why didn't you want to play laser tag with us . Alfred questioned wait how did you get here I thought you were in Eastern Europe at Austria's laser tag zone. Well, we decided to come here. This is my country. Remember oh, how could Germany forget he was in America England hungry and Turkey where else so there apparently Turkey had been visiting Europe and was now visiting the United States, Germany for the Beverly Hilton 5 min. ago America England hungry and Turkey were on the other side of the world. It was like they just teleported here as he left the bar he remembered he had to be at UCLA to pick up Japan and go to Anime Expo at the LA convention center where I happened to be cos-playing as Prussia since I didn't have a sword I bought a toy light saber because I like Star Wars to after I had gotten the light saber I went to go have dinner at home I decided to make pasta for dinner(okay, this is getting random) well, maybe I should go to bed. Tomorrow is the first day of the convention. Anyway, I thought to myself(wait, why did I put myself in the story). Okay, back to the countries. Oh yeah, Germany is on vacation in California for Anime Expo 2012. Okay that's chapter 1 I better get some sleep. I have class. A class tomorrow. Anyway, later guys.
