"Mom where are my pants?"
It was a simple enough question seeing as Zelena was the last of the pair to do the laundry but what puzzled Robin the most was the suddenly flustered look her problem caused her mother.
"You're already wearing them Monkey." Zelena sates as if that will solve her problem.
"No mom I mean my hunting pants." She young archer clarifies. "I threw them out in the hall with the rest of my gear to be washed but they weren't with the rest of my clothes when I got out of the shower. I've looked everywhere else around the house for them and I still can't find them."
She could tell her mother was keeping something for some reason seeing as the other woman rarely does the dishes especially so early in the morning unless she was stressed about something and needed to keep busy.
Maybe this is about that weird coin on the porch? the archer wonders but she doesn't say anything on the topic when her mother speaks "Just wear what you have on darling it will be fine."
Robin let out an annoyed huff at the ease of the comment when her mother didn't bother to look at just what she was wearing when she said it. To anyone else, it might seem as if she is any normal young woman just rolled out of bed on her way to go target shooting once they note the bow and arrows she was carrying. Robin, however, thought differently. "Mom how can I protect the camp and watch for spies when I'm wearing rainbow tie-dye pants?"
That got her mother's attention for once making her turn from the sink to face her daughter. "To be fair you do have other pants that would work just as well as those other ones besides I think you look cute." But Robin rolled her eyes at the adoring comment. "You have to say that you're my mom and come on you know as well as I do how hard it is to find comfortable clothes here now where are they?"
It was bad enough that Alice seemed to be avoiding her now her mother lost her favorite pair of pants, honestly what else can go wrong this week?
Like always her mother picked up on her sullen mood immediately. Robin had been able to hide her problem the last few days but seeing as this was the first time she'd been in the same room as her own mother in the passed week it was a surprise Zelena could still notice something like that. 'Must be a Mom thing.' Robin assumed folding her arms across her front.
"What's really bothering you?"
Now it was Robin's turn to dodge the question. She wasn't really ashamed of what had happened, but it did sting that now the girl she was more than a little in love with wouldn't talk to her because of it.
"Alice." Zelena guessed.
"No." Robin says too quickly to be believable. If such a thing was possible in the first place. Normally she had more self-control over her feelings. Keeping them buried just enough to focused on something else for a while without being completely fogged up by thoughts of the cute blonde with that heart-melting smile and her own strange way of looking at the world around her. "Alright yes."
Zelena waits knowing there's more to this story than just that simple statement and after a long-exhaled breath her daughter unloads "I told her I 'like liked her' and I kissed her and now she's avoiding me like the plague."
Robin waits choosing to ignore the telling smile and the whispered "About time" Zelena notices the flash of pain the slip causes her daughter and adds. "I meant that you finally admitted how hung up you are on that cute blonde not that she's avoiding you."
"No one says 'hung up' like that any more Mom." Robin chuckles running a hand in her unbraided hair thinking that for today at least she'd leave it down.
The pair are diverted from talking by a rather insistent knocking on the front door. "I got it." Robin says taking her bow with her as she headed to the door.
"Hey yeah, Nook." Robin greets seeing the person standing on the porch giving a small grin to the eye roll the pirate gives at the nickname. "Finally got a letter for me….erm I mean for me to take to Alice?" It wasn't like the two to go longer than a day without sending some kind of massage and her last disastrous delivery was four days ago.
Something was definitely off, and Robin wants to find out what it was. She just prayed to anyone that would listen that it wasn't because of her kiss with his daughter.
"No lass but this is about Alice." Hook answers
"What's wrong?" Robin asks not needing any more information in the moment grabbing her cloak from the coat rack then stepping out the door. Her mother seemed too preoccupied to notice she'd gone anyways.
Rather than answer Hook took off back down the path to the pair of horses waiting by the gate leaving Robin to jog after him trying to keep a clear head the longer her question went unanswered. Really the only thing the pirate asks is if she can ride as soon as he'd pulled himself up onto his own mount.
"I've been riding since I was five." Robin reminds him taking the rains much smoother than the pirate had thanking her lucky stars she grew up in a town with literal princes and princesses who insisted on passing down the skills to the younger generation. "Let's go." She insists all thoughts of her earlier annoyance at her missing clothes forgotten as she whistles for the mare she was riding to move letting Killian take the lead.
The ride is shorter than Robin thought it would be despite both horses being at full gallops in the end, so it surprises her when Hook pulls his mount to a stop in what was basically an open field "We'll leave them here let them rest." The pirate decides as he dismounts and starts unbuckling the saddle. Robin follows his lead once again even spotting a little well close by going for several bucks of water for the pair once the saddles had been safely hidden in the brush.
"Okay now will you please tell me what's going on?" the young woman insists letting the horses graze as they started in on what turned out to be an unmarked trail but again Hook doesn't answer making an uneasy silence fall between them as they walk.
It's not until they've made it to a thickly wooded patch in the denser part of the forest that Hook speaks at all. "Wait here lass." Its said just above a whisper as he rests his hand against Robin's shoulder "Please." He adds when Robin tries to argue or ask how he knows where to go at all. She nodes in temporary defeat stepping back into the tree line.
"Beginning to think you weren't going to show." Rumpel scolds but ended with one of his impish giggles that makes it hard to tell if he's kidding or not. "Is she here?" Hook asks as if he like Robin wasn't up for any of his games. "Is she here?" The Dark One parrots with another childlike giggle that has Robin's teeth grinding together in annoyance, so she misses the subtle node the father gives in answer to the question.
"Hi Papa."
Robin was sure that if she wasn't already pressed up against the tree quietly cursing for not changing into darker clothes before coming so she didn't stand out so much she would have fallen over at the knee-weakening warmth she felt at those two greeting words.
"Starfish." Hook answers both ignoring Rumple's board "Well this is nice, but I have something else to do." As he disappears in a cloud of black smoke.
"You've been avoiding me Tower Girl." It's the only greeting Robin can think of at the moment too excited and nervous to stay hidden any longer.
An act she's regretting soon enough when it causes the adorable blonde to yelp in pain as if she's been run in by a blade moving back to hide behind an even wider tree trunk than before "Papa I said I didn't want…." she starts to say needed to talk a little louder from behind her improvised hiding place, but Hook doesn't let her finish.
"Ay you did but I didn't listen. You're hurting Starfish and I'll be dammed if I let it go on another day when it has already gone on far too long already."
"You didn't say anything about her being hurt Nook." Robin accuses bringing a guilty look to the pirate father's face. She's really wishing she'd brought her bow with her now instead of leaving it with the saddlebags beside the well. "Who hurt you Alice?" Robin asks her eyes burning into the tree her more than a crush was hiding behind already making a mental list of things to do to whoever it is. Maybe a few arrows to their knees to start with then….
"No one." Alice answers in a squeak too high to be believable. "I'm not leaving here until you talk to me." Robin says already hearing Alice back away as she advances toward the towering barrier between them.
"Papa get her out of here."
That had Robin stopping dead in her tracks there was a pain behind the voice one that twisted the knife Alice's words caused even deeper into her heart. Rather than give in to the tears threatening to fall Robin chose to give in to the low simmering anger they had triggered within her. She throws off the hand Hook rests against her shoulder "Come on Alice let me help you."
The whimper Alice lets out at her words gives the seething archer pause as she stalks toward the tree trunk hiding the other woman from her. "Please, Alice just talk to me. If this is about what I said the last time we were together or about my kissing you…."
"Wait you two finally kissed? That's wonderful. Starfish why haven't you told me?" Hook asks from behind them more than a little hurt at not knowing about this major milestone in his daughter's life. "When did it happen? Who kissed who first?" he presses but questions only bringing an annoyed "Hook please shut up" from Robin and a pleading "Papa please stop" from his daughter.
The pirate's soft curse made Robin look around not having heard the man use such language before in a long while at first, she'd thought it was because he'd gotten too close, he'd been testing his own limits the last few times she knew the two were in the same place and even for Robin seeing him in pain was tough. Looking at him now thought she saw a whole new kind of concern. What was really going on here? But Robin shakes the question from her head for now.
"Sorry love. I forgot for a moment." He says seeing Alice peeking out at him from behind the tree her eyes equally forgiving and pleading him to get Robin to leave.
Before either Jones (mainly Hook) could stop her, she'd closed the distance between her and Alice's hiding tree. "Will you at least tell me why you've been avo…." she asks skirting around it to finally get a look at the woman who'd stolen her heart only to stop mid-question at the sight she was now looking at.
Robin felt her mouth go dry when in looking Alice over for any signs of what had hurt her, she noticed something else. "Is that just a really big dagger you've picked up since I saw you last or are you just happy to see me?" she hears herself saying she means it as a joke mostly only for her teasing to trigger a deep blush from the woman now backing away from her yet again her hands now going to cover the definite tent between her legs.
"I was trying to do a spell I thought was going to be for protection, but it was from a magic book that I couldn't read and now I have a bit of a problem alright." Alice says almost too fast for Robin to catch distracted as she was whenever the cute blonde was around.
"You're lucky this was all that happened. Alice, you could have died." Robin scolded pushing her back against the tree to keep her frightened realm jumper from running off on her.
Not that she could given the growing discomfort between her legs the longer her crush was around.
It was as if Robin didn't even notice the growing hardening tent in her pants as the vixen of an archer stepped closer into Alice's personal space while she continued yelling at her. Although her eyes did darken considerably the longer, she stayed pressed up again both it and Alice trapping the blonde against the tree when her hands moved to press in on wither side of Alice's shuddering body.
Alice didn't hear a word of it choosing instead to both keep from kissing her stubborn archer again and to stop the growing pain those kinds of thoughts caused the annoying thing that had been plaguing her the last few days.
"I'll leave you lasses to it then." Hook stammers at his daughter's less than ladylike shout while she hastily shoved Robin's hand away from its cupped place between her legs despite how much she desperately wanted more of the same contact
"Well I'm sorry but you're not listening to me." The archer grumbled if possible, her eyes darkening even more as Alice looked into them. "Clothes thief." She adds with a teasing wink.
Alice gulped at the smile Robin is giving her. Seriously how can she be so incredibly adorable and so irritating at the same time? The realm jumper sighs to herself "Your clothes are so much comfortable than mine." Alice defends blushing pink at the reminder of what she was wearing and not just because they were in fact super comfortable despite the hardened erection she was trying to hide. "I was going to wash them before I gave them back."
"Now I have your attention," Robin teases at Alice's whimpering groan at the archer's stroking touch through her pants making her impossibly harder. "how about we go somewhere with walls and a locking door?" Alice nodded eagerly yet soon hide her face against Robin's shoulder in embarrassment when she felt an all too familiar rush between her legs only this time it was too strong for her to fight back.
"Don't worry baby." Robin murmurs brushing her lips against Alice's throat then up in a line of little playfully biting kisses up to Alice's lips as she coaxes the blushing woman away from the tree enough to swing her up into her arms. "They'll wash." She adds pressing another soft kiss against Alice's hairline pretending the dark stain singling Alice's unintentional, yet hard looking release wasn't making Robin equally as aroused.
True it had been a long while since she'd been with a guy back before she realized she was more interested in being with other women that is after her more mean girl days in Storybrooke, but she had to admit that the sight of her Alice with a still rather definite and now dripping wet tent in her stolen pants had to be the most alluring thing Robin seen in the growing list of Alice related things she'd witnessed since the pair had first met.
"Want me to speed this up a bit?" Alice muses making Robin start and cough under her breath "What?" the archer stammers hoping the woman in her arms didn't notice the flush of her skin at the comment. Rather than answer Alice pressed a kiss against Robin's jawline making the two vanish in a soft mist of blue smoke that brought them to the sitting room of her love's cozy cottage house. "Inpatient Tower Girl?" Robin purrs against Alice's ear letting the other woman down to stand on her own.
Alice whimpers nuzzling her face against Robin's collarbone "I don't want to pressure you Nobin but…" she says fisting her hands against Robin's shirt while her archer smirks bringing their now joined hands up to press a kiss against the back of Alice's
"Well, you know what they say about true love being the most powerful weapon against almost any kind of magic." The flash from bemusement to realization bringing one of Alice's favorite smiles to Robin's lips "Worth a shot after all." Robin keeps going turning them so its Alice backing her toward the bedroom as Robin's hands go to working the ties loose on Alice's pants.
"Not so fast vixen." Alice scolds batting her hands away at the same time the back of Robin's knees hit the edge of the bed. "It's only fair my love." She points out guiding her now pouting soon to be lover to sit on the end of her bed. "That is if you want…" Robin didn't let her finish pulling her in for a less than gentle kiss. "I've wanted since I met you, Alice Jones." She says against Alice's lips her hands moving to slide up the back of the distracted woman's shirt making her groan when her searching fingers found that unlike her original thinking Alice wasn't wearing any other covering other than her shirt. "Vixen." Alice husks at the feel of Robin's short nails scratching down her flushed skin then back up again holding her arms up so Robin could ride her of her top.
"Minx." Robin groaned trying to talk around the teasing feel of Alice's mouth around her breast over her shirt having used her magic to ride the archer of her bra moments before as her tongue continued swirling with surprising skill around Robin's hardened nipple while the woman herself was busy using the hand not fisted in Alice's hair keeping her exactly where she was to toss the shirt away with her own soon to join it on the floor in the living room. "Sshh Nobin." Alice smirks after giving Robin's now exposed breasts the same gentle attention she had through her clothes.
"May I?" It took a few moments for Robin to catch her breath under Alice's teasing of her chest to think of what her love could possibly be asking until she pushed herself up onto her elbows to see her girlfriend kneeling apprehensive between her parted legs. Robin was going to protest when she noticed the problem they were still trying to get rid of wasn't nearly as ready as they needed. Alice shook her head following Robin's eyes as well. "I'm talking about you my love." She corrects leaning in tentatively to let the flat of her tongue slide up and down a few times along the clothed strip she wanted bringing a low animal-like mew from Robin.
"Alice Please." She consented nearly catching Alice in the jaw with her foot as she squirmed out of her pants in inpatients letting them join the shirts already discarded on the floor. "Easy my love." Alice smiles pressing her hand again Robin's stomach rubbing calming circles against her skin letting out a giggle at being the more level headed of the two in the moment. Rather than be embarrassed at the break from her normal coolly composed manor Robin pouted when instead of following up on what she wanted her to do Alice makes a trail of kisses from her waist to her lips as her teasing minx crawls up the bed to hover over the groaning woman on her bed.
"I want to take my time with you my Nobin." Alice confesses letting their hands fist together on top of the sheets "Not just because." She stops looking down between them at the re-hardening thing between her own legs. It was Robin's hand against her cheek that made her open her eyes as well as the brush of lips against her own that had her groaning into the kiss letting Robin deepen it with a happy groan of her own at the rock of clothed hips against her own underwear clade ones. "I know." Robin says softly grinning like a fool as Alice leaned into her touch.
Trust her clever archer to find a way to roll them while she was distracted so Robin was now on top. "But first we need to get rid of this." She says meeting Alice's eyes for the small node before letting her hand move to rest against the growing discomfort tenting her lover's pants.
