Me: Hey people!

Yuna: What's up?

Yuno: Nice to meet you.

Gin: YO! to the dudes and hello to the ladies!

Me: This is my first Bleach fan-fic so don't hate me for this! Here are the twins with the disclaimer! Also they are only doing this ONE TIME ONLY!!! It's too much work to do it every single time.

Yuna/Yuno: Hika-chan does not own Bleach; Tite Kubo does. She only owns us; her lovable muses, and her ideas.

Gin: No flaming or hurtful comments that will cause grief to the authoress is permitted. However we do accept helpful advice and critism that would aid her in a way. Thank you.

Me: BTW! A character from the story will come to speak with the rest of us in the story. Which may, I might add, have a different personality than from the original series. Don't hate me for this, I'm just an amatuer on Bleach topics. Sorry if ya dun like it! Rolling chappy!


" MOOOOOOORNIIIIIIIIIN' IIIIIIIIIIIIICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

' Aw, DAMN IT ALL!' was the first thing red-headed 15 year old Ichigo Kurosaki thought as a devestating force had plummeted upon the spot where he was merely seconds ago. To cut it short, that was where Isshin Kurosaki's foot connected to the wall where Ichigo's head was instead of Ichigo himself. This should have caused a normal person to cringe and hug his injured leg. The elder Kurosaki, however, was nothing of the sort. He rebounded off the wall to land a hit on Ichigo in his ever-predictable way only to find his face being met with Ichigo's foot. As they began to beat eachother up like every other morning, Yuzu, one of Ichigo's little sisters, called them down for breakfast.

" Eat your own damn food old man!" shouted a very miffed Ichigo. Really, you would be too if your father acted like a 3 year old everyday and then proceded to try to beat you senseless;key word being try. As Isshin reached for Ichigo's breakfast for the upteenth time Ichigo knocked him senseless which then caused Isshin to go and talk(more like weep)to an enlarged poster of his now deceased wife;Masaki Kurosaki. This then caused Karin, Yuzu's fraternal twin and opposite in many ways, to voice her frustration.

" Old man, stop drooling over that damn poster and blabbering like a complete buffoon!" The ball-cap wearing, dark-haired girl proclaimed. Yuzu, the kinder of two, although not voicing her thoughts on the matter was nodding in agreement, her lighter blond hair swaying slightly as she did so. This however caused him to whine like a child...Again.

" Ah! Masaki! See how your children treat me!? Oh HELP ME!!!" And he proceded to wail.

" For your information, we are your kids too, genious!" Annouced Karin with much spite.

" Ichi-nii? You're going to the Halloween festival today right? What are you going to be? Me and Karin picked out what we're going to be already." Yuzu put in suddenly, wishing to stop the conversation that happened every day.

" Yea I'm going. My school is hosting it after all. What are you going to be?" Ichigo asked, thankful for the change in subject.

" Karin's going to be an angel with white wings and everything!" Yuzu claimed smiling. Karin became a little embarrased and it showed on her face. Ichigo smiled slightly.

" So I suppose your going to be one too?" Ichigo asked already knowing the answer.

" Yep! And dad decided he was going to be a vampire." was the cheerful reply. " So will you tell me what your going to be?" Ichigo frowned instantly at this. Karin wanting to know what was wrong asked him just that. He then began to tell them that for the festival his class was going to be a sweets and drinks cafe.

" What does that have to do with your costume?" Isshin asked suddenly interested with the conversation.

" I'm getting to it, hold your horses you idiot! Sheesh..." Ichigo described that everyone pulled out a description of what to wear out of a top hat. His color theme was black and was to wear a grey long sleeved shirt under a black vest with bat wings attached to the back with black dress pants with a belt;that was of course black, and black shoes. Everyone else also had similar clothing resembling waiter's and waitress's wear but in different colors such as a blood red, a dull grey, and a eerie green.

" And...?" The three pressed him on. The suspense was killing them! Ichigo sighed, preparing himself for the laughter that was sure to come rushing from their mouths like a flash flood in the canyons.

" And we have to get our hair color changed to the color outfit and guys have get extentions; though it doesn't have to be permanent. Girls just have to put on an accessary with bat wings on them and everyone needs to get colored contacts that borders the picture of what our hair has to look like. So now I have get extentions for my hair and have it dyed; the color black no less!Not to mention I need to go and find blue contacts for the costume." Ichigo groaned. " Really, why do I have to do somthing so troublesome?" Ichigo was met with complete silence and he wasn't sure what he disliked more;the uncomfortable silence or the embarrassing chorus of laughter.

" Where is it?" Yuzu asked suddenly.

" Huh? What?" Ichigo blinked. Yuzu was acting strange.

" Where is the picture to show what hair style you have to have?" Karin piped in, sensing her twins thoughts.

" Right here, why?" The twins ignored the question, looked at the picture, then asked a question of their own.

" You have to get the hair done outside of school right? You don't have to worry about getting the outfit since it's already premade at school right? And you need blue contacts? That is what you said right?" The two asked simultaniously their eyes filled with mischief. Isshin, some how knowing what was to come, came up behind Ichigo unnoticed, as his attention was on his younger siblings. He was definenitly liking the thought of them laughter better right then.

" Yea why-! Oh no way, your not gonna-!" Ichigo didn't see the look in their eyes before it was too late. When Ichigo started to freak out, that was Isshin's signal to grab hold of our poor red-head-soon-to-be-black-haired hero. The twins cackled in a somewhat evil way, causing chills to run up and down the two males back. Karin brought a costume kit filled with everything that they would need.

" No! YOU CAN"T DO THIS! No, STOP!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" And his voice echoed throughout the neighborhood.


Ichigo's cries of protest go unheard for a whole hour just as Ichigo should have started on his way to school. By then Ichigo had given up protesting and took it quietly although reluctantly. Karin handed Yuzu the tools Yuzu needed whenever she asked. She decided not to do anything else as she wasn't as skilled with things as such while Yuzu was gifted. Isshin had fallen asleep halfway but had miraclessly kept a firm hold on his son, much to Ichigo's chagrin.

" And one more strand...There! All finished! Daisego!" was the happy cheer that came out of Ichigo's younger sisters. This had woken up Isshin and soon he found himself at Ichigo with disbelief. He looked so much like...He mentally shook his head and put the thought aside.

'The man is long dead and I should be complementing Ichigo!' And that's just what he did...More or less. For as soon as Isshin "complemented" Ichigo, a vein popped out on the 15 year old forehead and he was about to start another pointless fight. That was until Ichigo saw what time it was.

" Ack! I'm late! See you later! Oh and old man? Come within 20 feet of me at school where I can see you and your a dead man walking got it?" After that he ran out the door, a hoodie hiding his new hair-do.

Isshin just chuckled at the ironic threat toward his life coming from his son. After all he was technacally really a dead man walking. Since he was-is still a shinigami, one that is retired no less. He came out of his thoughts when Yuzu complained about him not finishing his breakfast and Karin beating him for. The three got dressed in their costumes and prepared to go to the Halloween festival being held at Ichigo's school. But for some unknown reason Isshin felt something big was about to happen soon but he shook it off. Today was going to be all about fun!


Me: How was it? Please reveiw! Oh and here's our guess star Isshin!

Isshin: HELLO everyone!

Gin: Hey, are you really a shinigami?

Isshin: Of course I am! What do you take me for, a liar!?

Me/Muses: Weeeeeell.......

Isshin: MASAKI!!!!! These, these CHILDREN are making fun of me!!!

Us: We are teenagers thank you very much!

Isshin: Your children to me though. You forget, I'm hundreds of years old.

Yuno: You're right! We should start calling you ancient or something.

Yuna: Yeah! That be fun! Hey mummy!

Isshin: MAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (continues to wail,whine,and weep for hours)

Me: See you later guys!