Alright, so this is my first batman fanfic. Ivy, Two-Face, Harley, and Joker hang out a lot. Harley doesn't really like Harvey much, actually she acts like she hates him in my world, so yeah if you don't think that then, too bad, so sad.
Enjoy!
"I just had a little fun while you were gone. You're overreacting." He said, grinning. I just glared at him. "Don't look at me like that, you were at that weed's house, it didn't mean anything."
"It meant something to me. I don't go off with random other men when you're not around, do I?" I retorted.
"No, but that's because you belong to me. If you went near someone else, then you know what would happen." He grinned again thinking he'd won, but he hadn't.
"I guess you're right." I said, slumping my shoulders in a defeated way. "I'm goin' back to Ivy's." I mumbled, dragging my bag across the room to the door. I turned to look at him, but he was already in his office planning to take down the bat.
OOOOOOO
I knocked on Red's door and she opened it quickly, she was surprised I wasn't bruised or hurt, or even all that sad.
"Harley? What are you doing here; you just left my place this morning."
I bounced past her into the apartment, "I know, but Mistah J cheated on me so's I came here to figure out a plan to get him back."
"I'm glad you're finally sticking up for yourself, Harl. But don't you think when he finds out he won't be smiling his 'beautiful smile'?"
"Well he's just gonna hafta deal with it, if he cheats on me, I cheat on him. He won't even see it coming." I beamed, "I was thinking of goin' for Faces, since they seem not to hate each other, they might even be friends." I thought about it, "Well as much friends as they can be."
"I thought you hated him?"
"Not anymore." I smirked and ran off to start planning.
