Disclaimer: I do not own Paddy Fulbright (A.K.A numbuh 85) or the KND. I do, however own Jazzmine and Terrenda Jacobs. SO THERE! Eat your heart out, Mr. W! you didn't think of these amazing characters!

Girl All the Bad Guys Want- by Patrick (Paddy) Fulbright

8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waitin'

to finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me

Her name is (Jazzmine), she's a rocker with a (leather vest)

She wears a (sports bra) but I'm not quite sure what that means.

Monday, at the moon base, I was waiting to talk to her, the beautiful Jazzmine Jacobs, (at the same time, trying not to laugh at Harvey's pitiful attempts at wooing her twin sister, Terry). Jazzmine was the punk/Goth /rocker of the KND, and was totally out of my league. She's my age, yet I hear that she wears a sports bra (not quite sure what that means)

And when she walks

All the winds blow and the angels sing

She doesn't notice me!

I can almost literally hear angels sing when she walks past me.

Cause she's watchin' wrestling

(Swoonin') over tough guys

Listenin' to rap- metal

Turn tables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie

She's lookin' through me

If you were me than you'd be

Screamin' "Someone Shoot Me"

As I fail miserably

Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.

She's the girl all the bad guys want

Unfortunately I'm no tough guy, and I never was into wrestling. My life is like some horrible and sad (pathetic) movie, and if anyone else were in my shoes, they'd probably had themselves over to GRANDFATHER rather than have to go through this. I'm failing epically trying to get her (or any other girl, for that matter, again, THANKS DAD) to go out with me.

She likes the Godsmack and I like (Uncle Cracker)

Her C.D. changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad

She says she'd like to score some (tough guy) on a (Harley)

She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

This one speaks for itself…

Cause she's watchin' wrestling

(Swoonin') over tough guys

Listenin' to rap- metal

Turn tables in her eyes

She likes 'em with a (full head of hair)

Race track season pass

Drivin' in a Trans- Am

Does a mullet make a (Guy)?

It's like a bad movie

She's lookin' through me

If you were me than you'd be

Screamin' "Someone Shoot Me"

As I fail miserably

Does hair have to make the guy? I figure that if I survive my dad's horrendous hair cuts, that I'm an okay guy, but no one else seems to thinks so…. (Poor Paddy)

Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want

I hate my life. Why couldn't I have been a tough guy?

There she goes again with (Combat boots) on

And Dreadlocks in her hair

She (breaks) my heart I wanna be sedated

All I wanted was to see her (throw herself in my arms)

Again, that speaks for itself, now go away, I'm moping over my failure.

Now I'm watchin' wrestling

Tryin' to be a tough guy

Listenin' to rap- metal

Turn tables in my eyes

I can't grow a mullet (THANK YOU, DAD)

And I ain't got no season pass

All I got's a moped… moped… moped

I found myself trying to be a tough guy, and yes, everything I did made me look like an idiot.

It's like a bad movie

She's lookin' through me

If you were me than you'd be

Screamin' "Someone Shoot Me"

As I fail miserably

Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want!