"Dean Dean, not there. No. More lube. Dean, I appear to have gone flaccid. This didn't happen in the porno."
"This is what we get for following the rules of a porno."
"Dean it won't harden. I think you broke it."
"I didn't break it. You just went soft because of the pain you felt when I try to fuck you."
"Just sodomize me Dean. You can be satisfied tonight."
"You stupid idiot. I want you satisfied too. Is this angle okay?"
"It feels uncomfortable. Dean, I don't like this."
"Well I am sure as hell not going to take it up the ass. I still have some of my manhood left."
"Your manhood would not disappear if you let me try to sodomize you."
"No, not going to happen. Let's try something else. First I got to get you up."
"Oh, Dean. Ugh. I like this much better. I think I am going to ejaculate Dean."
"Yeah you do that. Do you think you could try giving me a blowjob?"
"I can try."
"No don't bite! What kind of porno did you watch?!"
