Damn it. Grr…. My newest Beta – Project is TheBreakingDawn333. (I'm betaing many people) Because of him. I'm now, starting this. Stupid addictive crime shows.

Hrm…. The pairing….. OOOHHHH THIS'LL BE THE COLLIN SLASH FIC! Let me go check my poll….

And the winner is: …. JAKE X COLLIN! Thank you to those who voted.

Also this is going to be a some-what post-apocalyptic kinda ordeal. The supernatural community came out to protect the earth. (Cause the supernatural is a tree huger. They need the earth more than regular peoples…) A huge war between humans and the supernatural left the vampire population high, the human population medium, and the werewolves/shifters an endangered species list. (The pack and a few of my own OC's from the Inuit Wolf Pack (Alaska Pack) Hey… Now there's an idea. MY FUTURE STORY IDEA…. ANYWAY, they finally came to a treaty….

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10/20/10 8:55 PM Police Headquarters

Jake's PoV

I rubbed the bridge of my nose.

"You've got to be kidding me," I growled. I looked up at my boss, James.

"It's the second one this week, and you're the best we got," said James. Stupid vampires. I sighed and took the file. I flicked it open and started scanning the pages. My partner, Alice, came rolling up to me.

"Oh, so this is the Mister E file, eh?" she said and started reading over my shoulder. I grunted confirmation and continued reading the most recent reports.

The File –

Name: Mister E

Age: Unknown

Race: Unknown

10/13/10 9:55 PM

Reneeseme Cullen age 21 died of a knife attack. According to forensics, the attacker came up from behind the girl wrapped his arm around her neck, causing her neck to lift, and then plunged a knife into her throat. The attacker then carved the letter "E" with an octagon surrounding it. The attacker left this note:

My Dear detectives,

This is the first of many more

Don't throw up there's lots of gore,

I've got something up my sleeve,

If I'm not caught before All Hallow's Eve,

Mister E

-End of Note-

No fingerprints or DNA samples were pulled off the body, assuming the perpetrator was in either gloves with long sleeves or a vampire. The murder weapon was not found.

10/19/10 10:25 PM

Victim: Rosalie Hale. Same as first killing. New note.

Note –

Detectives, detectives, you're far behind

Am I messing with your mind?

Well here's a hint to lead you back:

Crash, Cheer, Boom, Smack

Pour the pitcher, clean the mess,

This is fun, I must confess

Please don't cry,

Please don't die, but

WhereamI?

Mister E

The rest of the report went on like that with the other victims: Bella Swan, Felix Moriarti, and Riley McFinn. (Going from newest to oldest) I sighed. I was never good at riddles. I got up and started to walk to the exit.

"Where are you going?" asked Alice.

"To the most annoying, smartest, troublesome reporter I know. My boyfriend," I said.

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Ha ha ha. Anyway if you can answer the riddle then you get a cookie and if you have an e-mail account or a FF account I'll e-mail you or PM you a sneak peak of next chapter. Good luck….