[A/N] this 1 have been in the works for long time

"dafuq is batmane?" axes phoenix
"iunno but discordians asked for it like 6 moths ago so butter late

than never" says god and he clickles his fingers.

"hey ware ami" yells foenix
"master wright u r in ur mansion" says this old guy behind him.
"oh shit yeah i got a mansions" says foenix and he turns round
"AAARG HERE KARMA (the man one)" yells me
"what im ur butler doode" says KARMA (the man one)
"O thats ok then" and foenix acidently falls down a seeeecret entrance

to a cave
"ow my ankle" says foenix after falling 100s of feet
"ah master wright u fuond ur batmanecave you visit every night 2 fite

crime" says KARMA (the man one)
"ehm, uhm yeah thats what i do" and ffoenix suits up
"dunt worri master wright i think ur high or something so ill talk 2

you over the computer 2 help you" says KARMA (the man one)
"oh thanks brah" says phoenix
"i gut you bruv" yells KARMA (the man one)
"hey dont get close 2 me hired help" scrims phoenox
"oh sorry master Wright" saids KARMA (the man one)
phoenix jumps in his batmanemobile but rmembers he cant drive and will

destroy everything if he drive but then he remmebers he billionaire so

its fine
"VROOOOOOM" yels phoenix as he mashes the pedals
"mAster Wright you have to put the car in gear to drive it" says KARMA

(the man one)
hmm yeh and foenix drives out 2 fite crime
"ooh look a bank being robbed" thinks foenix and he acidently drove a

car into the building
"hey mr boss sir ur arch nemesis is here!" yells random thug with gun
"hey dont shoot" says foenix
"no" and random thug with gun shoots
"damn" says foenix and he flaps his cape to blow the bulets away
"haha, ur out of bullets and im not kill, what will you do now random

thug with gun?!" yells foenix
"my job was to slowe you down, naht to kill you!" scrims ramdom thug

with gun
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS ME UR NEMESIS BATES!" yells a guy behind foenix
"uh oh" says foenix and he turns around
"HAHAHA YOU CANT STAHP US" says MOE THE CLOWN
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" cris foenix is scared
"Well while ur crying ill escaap with all this moneys, you'd neeed

superpowers to defeat me and my new rich super samrt buddy" says moe

and he gets onto a helicopter wiith a fuck ton of god.
pfoneix looks at the helicopter and sees a shadowy figuure whos

definetly bald but he couldnt see anything else...

TO BE CONTINUDE IN PHOENIX WRIGHT ACE SUPERMANE