A/n: Happy April Fool's Day and I hope everybody has so good prank planned or has been pranked today. Here's a one-shot I wrote after watching the Episode Funny Pants, and this is based on Squidward taking the high road.
Squidward Tentacles' eye started twitching furiously as Spongebob's annoying laughter continued to assault his eardrums, this had been going on the past couple of days since Squidward off-handily mentioned 'Another Day, Another...Nickel.
Squidward was just about at his limit when he noticed Spongebob returning to the kitchen still laughing, but grabbed his sides and saying 'ow'. Now Squidward would be the first person to say he hated Spongebob, after the laughing torment he was going through only compound that fact. So Squidward's first thought was to trick Spongebob into stopping his insistent laughing, but before the idea took root Squidward stopped himself with a mental head shake.
He was an adult and it was time he dealt with this problem the adult way.
Squidward entered the kitchen and immediately walked toward the grill, where Spongebob was busy flipping patties. "Spongebob can I talk to you for a minute?" asked Squidward coming to a stop just a little behind the fry cook. Spongebob immediately turned around and smiled happily "Sure Squidward what'd you want to talk about?" Spongebob asked as he sat down on a barrel, after turning off the grill first.
"Your laughing" said Squidward getting right to the point.
"My laughing?" asked Spongebob confused as to what it had to do with anything, "Yes you have been laughing non-stop for the past 2 days and I'm asking you to please stop" said Squidward with a serious face. "But Squidward there's nothing wrong with laughing" said Spongebob not seeing what the big issue was.
Squidward took a deep breath as he tried to find the right words to say, "Spongebob I get that you like to laugh but..." started Squidward but was cut off by Spongebob. "You could say that again! said Spongebob happily, and then he opened his mouth to no doubt start another round of laughter. Thankfully Squidward placed a tentacle on Spongebob's mouth in time, "Spongebob I have something to say and I ask that you not interrupt me again" said Squidward before he took his tentacles away from the sponge's mouth.
Squidward continued from where he left off.
"But what you fail to realize is that your laughter is very annoying and loud, and your laughing non-stop has gotten on my last nerve" said Squidward trying to get his point across with out sounding too harsh. Spongebob drooped slightly from where he was sitting, "So you want me to stop laughing forever?" asked Spongebob near tears.
Squidward sighed as he bent on one knee and placed a tentacles on Spongebob's shoulder, "Nobody is asking to stop laughing Spongebob, but I just would really appreciate it if you lower how loud your laughing is and maybe not do it so often" said Squidward in a slightly pleading tone.
Spongebob was silent for a couple of moments, before looked up into Squidward's eyes. "Ok Squidward I'll try to quieter when laugh and not do it as often though I can't make any promises" said Spongebob as jumped off the barrel and returned to the grill, Squidward sighed in relief before he returned to the cash register.
He wasn't able to get Spongebob to stop laughing entirely, but this was better than nothing.
A/n:Well how'd I do?...i was going to write a funnier one-shot but couldn't come up with one, so a couple minutes ago I was watching the Spongebob Episode Funny Pants and suddenly this fic was born. Also please check out my Youtube channel where I post various Let's Play that I hope you will all enjoy(Link on my profile)
