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Gilbert Kirkland And The Diary
By waterrain
England had used a spell on Prussia to make him look like a twelve year old and afterwards ask the red eyed Nation to go to Hogwarts and look after Harry Potter. Of course Prussia refused, he left despite the fact he still looked like a child, and ignored England's yelling.
So Prussia was lost, but he refuses to admit to being completely and utterly lost. His cell phone was not working, it had turned itself off, and started sizzling for some reason. So the red eyed Nation tossed it up at the sky and the cell phone hit him on the head.
"Damn." Prussia muttered as he rubbed his sore head and decided to crush it with his epic combat boots. "Cause only sissies throw their evil cell phones."
After crushing said evil phone cell into tiny bits and pieces he noticed that everyone was wearing some weird cloaks, but then again Prussia decides that it must be one of England's odd fashion choices this month or something.
"You look as if you are lost. Do you need help going somewhere? I will be going into my second year of Hogwarts this year, but I know my way around diagon alley." Hermione asked calmly as she looked at him and in her eyes he looked lost.
"The awesome me is not lost! I'm never ever lost and I do not need any damn help from anyone!" Prussia said loudly and proudly with his hands on his hips. He cackled for a moment and added smugly. "At least I do not have odd as hell clothing."
"I think that boy is mental." Ron whispered to Hermione.
"Are you a muggle?" Harry asked him and he received a fierce glare.
"Go find yourself a toddler, Kiddo. I'm not going to let myself be mugged by a scrawny boy and his little crew of thugs. I'm too awesome to be mugged." Prussia replied firmly and he started walked away with his head held up high, but then slipped on the pieces of his cell phones and the back of his head met the concrete.
England decided to make his move now that Prussia is unconscious and more than likely suffered memory loss.
"Sorry about my child, Gilbert. He tends to be rude towards strangers no matter of the age of said stranger." England commented as he picked up Prussia and walked away. On the green eyed Nation's lips was a faint smirk for he wouldn't have to offer Prussia a ten year supply of beer to go to Hogwarts after all.
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