Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Haruhi characters. So get off me. D:
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The Lovesick-ness of Haruhi Suzumiya
Chapter 1: Just Another Day
"Kyon." C'mon, just a few more minutes...
"Kyon!" My little sister yells as she jumps on me, attempting to wake me up.
"Alright, alright, I'm up!" She gets off me and leaves my room. How does she have so much energy this early in the morning? Kids remain a mystery to me... even though I was one myself. I slowly start to get up, rubbing my eyes. Great, the start of another day of school... I get out of bed and start to get ready. I finish eating breakfast and, along with my little sister, walk out of the house.
As I wave goodbye to my little sister as she walks off with her friends, I continue to walk to the school of North High, of which, in my dismay, is located at the top of a hill. Sighing, I continued to walk up this hill to see what I will experience in my life next. As I near the school, I hear the sound of someone running behind me.
"Yo, Kyon!" I stopped to look back, seeing Taniguchi running towards me. He began to walk with me towards school, that is, until he saw some girls walk by and turned to chase after them. Slapping my hands into my face, I continued towards homeroom. Taniguchi, that idiot. Shrugging it off, I walked into homeroom to see the one and only Haruhi Suzumiya. If you first looked at her, you would think she would be a typical, beautiful high school girl. Well, you'd be wrong. Without knowing it herself, she was what some might call a "goddess". I didn't know everything about this, but what I did know was that she had the powers to create a new world and destroy this one. And who was the only who can prevent this from happening? Sadly, me...
I walked to my desk and turned around to look at Haruhi. She was staring out into the sky through the window. Surprisingly, she wasn't all hyper and thinking of crazy schemes that the SOS Brigade would have to endure. I simply looked at her and said, "Hey." She looks towards me with her beautiful brown eyes... wait, what?
"Hey," she replies, averting her gaze out the window once again. I continue to stare at her, wondering what's on her mind. The bell rings and our teacher walks in, telling everyone to take their seats. I shrug and turn around, facing the front of the class.
The day went by pretty normally... well, as normal as it can get. Haruhi was very quiet and it was weird... Lunch time came and I stood up to leave when Haruhi rushed out of the classroom. I just stood there, staring towards the door. I shrugged it off and started walking towards the clubroom.
When I arrived in the SOS Brigade's clubroom, I found only Yuki Nagato sitting in the corner of the room near the window reading as usual. I said "Hi" to her and she just looked at me, then back to her book. I sighed. Yuki was never much of the talkative type, unless it deemed necessary. This girl was not your usual quiet girl. She was actually an alien sent by the Integrated Data Entity to observe Haruhi. I still wonder why she doesn't show emotions unlike Ryoko Asakura, who was like Yuki and tried to kill me. Still, I believed Yuki had a heart.
I decided to take a nap as I wasn't hungry. I sat in the chair I usually sit in and laid my head down, dozing off.
I woke up later to find that the next class was about to start. I got up, waved goodbye to Yuki, and headed to class.
The classes went by pretty slow. I couldn't help but fall asleep. At the end of the day, I put my things away then turned towards Haruhi.
"I'll meet you at the clubroom Kyon," said Haruhi as she walked out of the room.
Oddly enough, I got up and started heading to the clubroom. When I arrived, I saw that Itsuki Koizumi, Mikuru Asahina, and Yuki Nagato were already here. I looked over to Yuki. I really wonder if she goes to class at all... I sat down across from Koizumi.
"A game?" asked Koizumi as he held out a board. I nodded while feeling uncomfortable as Koizumi smiled at me. He's always smiling and it kind of creeps me out. Still, being an esper sounds pretty cool. Having to fight those blue giants known as Celestials don't seem to fun though because of Haruhi not being content with the world.
As we started our game, Mikuru was brewing her heavenly tea. She looked amazing in her maid outfit as always. She was a time-traveler that came back in time to investigate a disturbance around this time, which also involves Haruhi. Still, she became the brigade's mascot as well as Haruhi's play thing. I wish I could do something about it, but that could mean the end of the world. She set a cup of tea in front of me and I thanked her. She smiled at me and couldn't help, but smile back. She was just like an angel.
So here I am. Part of a brigade made by Haruhi used to search for supernatural anomalies and the like. Yet, she doesn't know that in the brigade are an alien, a time traveler, and an esper. I still wonder why I'm here? I'm the only normal human in this brigade...
It was just then that I felt this chill in my spine. I started to tense up. Looking around finding nothing, I started to relax, until the door slammed open and a tennis ball cam flying into my face and knocking me over.
"Ow..." I got up from falling over. My face hurts...
"Sorry I was late everyone!" shouted Haruhi as she walked in.
"What the hell was that for?!" That really does hurt...
"What are you complaining about?"
"You just threw a tennis ball at my face!"
"Well, I expected you to catch it. It's not my fault you couldn't." You're kidding right?
"At least say sorry."
"Well, sorry." Her voice tells me she doesn't really mean it...
Mikuru walks over to me. "Are you alright?" She smiles at me. Her smile could warm up anyone's day. I could feel someone glaring at me as I was smiling back at Mikuru. I turned my gaze towards Haruhi, who had this cold glare piercing through me. I nervously laughed and just stared back. She made a "hmph" and started to say something.
"I have an announcement to make." I hope it's not one of her crazy ideas that'll put me through hell... "I signed the SOS Brigade for a tennis match against the school's tennis team." Damn it...
Getting up and dusting myself off, I questioned her. "How do you expect us to win against them?"
"We can pull it off Kyon! Where's your determination?" What determination?..
"I think it'll be a fun experience," said Koizumi as he put on that fake smile of his. Smug bastard. I swear, his smile will make me snap soon and I'll pop him one.
"How did we even get a game against them?" I questioned yet again.
"They had a sign-up sheet for whoever would like to challenge them. I guess they're looking for new players." She had that devilish grin of hers on. "Oh, we're gonna beat them." Oh man...
I sighed. There was nothing I could do to stop her from making us do it. As Koizumi told me, if she was unsatisfied with our current world, she could destroy this world at will and I like this world.
"Alright! We'll start practicing tomorrow after school! I'm going home now. Dismissed!" said the Brigade chief enthusiastically before she left. Oh well... at least it's more reasonable compared to most of her ideas...
