TITLE: Troublesome Things
AUTHOR: Tiffany Park
STATUS: Complete
CATEGORY: Pointless Halloween nonsense, horror riffs
SPOILERS: None
SEASON: Season? We don't need no stinkin' season.
PAIRINGS: None
RATING: PG, just on the off chance I missed a bad word or something.
CONTENT WARNINGS: None.
SUMMARY: On P3X-8522, SG-3 encounters a pushy salesman and a far-fetched pastiche of horror story props and clichés. The eternal quest for weapons to use against the Goa'uld gets a touch absurd.
ARCHIVE: Please ask.
DISCLAIMER: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story may not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Why? Because it's Halloween, and because I've seen and read way too many horror stories in my life. This is just self-indulgent tripe, but hey, I had fun. I suppose I should warn you that this probably won't seem very amusing if you're not familiar with the genre.
October 2014: This story was written for Halloween on the Makepeace list waaaay back in 2008. This is the first time it's been posted anywhere else. Enjoy!
