AN: Okay, just to let you know, I'm pretty sure my friend and I were just slightly crazy when we came up with this. Personally, I blame the Safeway cookies. Anyway, yeah, no idea where this came from, but I thought I'd post it anyway, if only to prove to you people that I'm still alive.

Characters are not mine, nor do they belong to my friend, however much we may wish they did.

Advent Cookies

Sephiroth: "Good to see you... Cloud."

Sephiroth: "All of your cookies are gone. That's too bad."

Cloud: "Sephiroth... What do you want?"

Sephiroth: "What I want, Cloud, is to eat all the cookies in the cosmos. Just as my mother did long ago."

Cloud: "What about all the other people who want cookies?"

Sephiroth: "Well, that's up to you, Cloud."

Sephiroth: "I've thought of a wonderful present for you, Cloud... Shall I give you a burnt cookie?"

Sephiroth: "Tell me what cookies you cherish most... Give me the pleasure of eating them."

Cloud: "I pity you. You just don't get it at all. There isn't a cookie I don't cherish!"

Cloud: "Stay where you belong. In a place without cookies."

Sephiroth: "I will... never be without cookies."


AN: I am amazed that anyone would have been able to make it to the end of our insanity, regardless of how short this is. Well, thanks for reading, and R&R, please!

PS. Don't tell my friend I posted this, okay? It'll be our little secret, and what he doesn't know can't hurt me. 'Kay, thanks!