Hehehe. So this is kinda based off of a real life event, I really wanted to make it into a fanfic. Hope you guys like it!
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, it would never end.
Summary: Itachi listens in on Sasori and Deidara having a very… interesting conversation.
Warnings: Suggestive themes. That is all.
Itachi sighed, walking down the hallway. Everyone was out on missions tonight except him and the two artists, and it was too quiet. That was, until he started hearing some noises coming from the front room. Curious, he went to investigate. He leaned his ear against the door and heard Sasori grunting in frustration.
"Why won't it fit?"
"Well first of all, it's big on one side and little on the other, un…"
"It shall fit!"
"Um, Danna… big things don't fit in small places, un."
"It has to fit! I just need to shove harder!" A moaning sound was heard.
"Ah… I'm not sure this is such a good idea, un."
"WE NEED TO STRETCH IT UNTIL IT FITS!"
"Okay, okay, calm down Danna. But that won't make it fit either, un…"
"Silly brat, anything fits with lube."
"… Danna… I don't think lube will help us right now, un."
"YES IT WILL!"
"Ow that hurts! This isn't fun anymore, un!"
"But we only started two minutes ago."
"I don't think it's healthy to do this every night, un… And what if somebody finds out?"
"It won't be the end of the world, brat. I'm sure Hidan and Kakuzu do stuff like this together as well."
"If you say so, Danna… Now stop shoving it in so hard, un!"
Itachi, mortified, backed away from the door and ran into his room. He locked the door behind him and curled up into a fetal position on his bed. "Must. Get images. Out of head."
(Meanwhile, in the front room)
Deidara rubbed his arm where Sasori punched him. The puppeteer continuously tried to make two jigsaw puzzle pieces fit together that obviously didn't go together, determined to combine them. The artists had a puzzle fetish, and it would be embarrassing if the rest of the Akatsuki found out.
"Danna, you better give up while you're ahead, un," the blonde said, noting the furious glare in the puppeteer's eyes. Even with puzzles, he had a very limited patience.
"NEVER!" the redhead shouted.
Deidara sighed. This happened every single time. He absently started putting together the border of the puzzle.
Yep, this is what you get when you put my friends and a puzzle together. Us and our sick minds. Anyways… review!
