Psychicfiredemoness: Well hello everyone, how are you?

Hiei: Pissed.

Psychic: I can see that.

Scorch: More tortures await you too.

Psychic: Yep Well I own nothing.

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Chapter 1

Scorch walked out onto stage and behind her podium.

"Hello everyone! And welcome to season two of Tantei Trivia, the worst show in the world, we're even behind Barney!" she stated, "This season will be different from the last one cause now the breakers work and so does this!"

She pushed the red button and Kuwabara got shocked.

"And this season you will all be receiving points per question, and at the end of every episode there will be a 'skill' event," she stated, "now please welcome back Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Kurama. And please welcome our new guests, Keiko and Yukina!"

The six walked out to stage and went behind their answer box thingy.

"We love you Kurama/Yusuke/Hiei!" their fan girls screamed.

"Stay away from our man!" they yelled at Yukina or Keiko.

Scorch glared and pushed a blue button and the fan girls got shocked with more volts then the contestants got.

"Another addition, this one I got special so you guys wouldn't bother the contestants," she stated, "Now a word from our sponsors!"

-5 minutes later-

"Okay people the deal is if you know the answer press the big colored buzzer in front of you," Scorch explained.

The colors went like this green for Yusuke, light blue for Kuwabara, red for fox boy, black for Jagan boy, purple for Keiko, and sea foam for Yukina. (Sorry I wanted to add that.)

"Now what is the abbreviation for quiet? Kurama?" she said.

"Q.T," he replied.

"5 points," she said and that score appeared on his board, "what is the most widely used herb? Kurama?"

"Parsley," he said.

"Another five points, what is piperine? Keiko?"

"The stuff in black pepper that makes you sneeze." (DO I really have to put their names cause Scorch already said who answers it.)

"Correct, 5 points. Where is Mississippi Bay? Yusuke?"

"Yokohama!"

"5 points, and you actually knew something, where's the real Yusuke?"

"I am the real Yusuke!"

"Sure. What is copper a mixture of? Keiko?"

"Zinc and copper?"

"5 more points to Yusuke's girlfriend!"

Yusuke and Keiko both blushed and glared.

"Okay, how much wire is used to make a slinky? Kuwabara? DO you need the bathroom or something?"

"NO! I know the answer! It's 80 feet!"

They went silent and blinked.

"Well he's right, 5 points! The original idea for steak knives is derived from what? Hiei?"

"Shark teeth."

"You just love sharp objects don't you? Okay what is a pineapple classified as? Yusuke?"

"A fruit."

She sweat dropped.

"As I may have neglected to mention, a wrong answer gets you shocked. Minus Yukina and Keiko cause certain people would kill me, and when a question is answered wrong the point score goes up by five making this one worth ten points now. So anyone know that answer? Yukina?" she asked shocking Yusuke.

"It's a very large berry," she replied.

"Which means it's a fruit!" Yusuke said.

"No it doesn't!" Scorch yelled shocking him again, "10 points to Yukina, how many grains of sugar does it take to fill a teaspoon? Anyone? The answer id 4000. Now name four types of insects that are served as canned food. Yusuke?"

"Grasshoppers, locust, mole crickets, and water beetles."

"I don't wanna know how you knew that. 5 points."

A buzzer went off.

"Well that means times almost up, so lets go to the skill challenge. The stilt race! Two contestants must walk on stilts to that yellow line," she pointed and pulled the lever of what looked to be a slot machine, "okay Kuwabara vs. Keiko!"

-5 minutes later-

"Keiko wins!" Scorch stated, "she earns twenty points. And that's all the time we have so see you next time on Tantei Trivia! So get the hell out of here before I call security and they roll your sorry asses out of here!"

"Can I have a promotion?" Kayori asked.

"No you can't have a damn promotion! You're both still the damned security!" Scorch growled at Sapphire and Kayori.

-End Chapter-

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Psychic: Well that's it people.

Hiei: You should shock the idiot more.

Psychic: You mean Yusuke?

Hiei: No, the fool unless you don't understand that either.

Psychic/whacks him with 2x4/ Shut up you jackass! And I've noticed that some of you have had my trademark of the 2x4 it's my trademark and my 2x4 damnit! Well please review.