Schemes of Red

Chapter One: Out of the Blue

Author's notes: HIIIII EVERY1 Kiss kiss hug hug this is Rudy Clone signing on. I hope you enjoy my superioer story. It's WAY better than the stupid other BORING one so just enjoy it ok? Ok good! HERE IT IS! Don't forget to revieuw at the end!11!

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A shuffle sounded as a figure walked into a wall. He muttered something grudgingly and then returned to a table in the middle of the room.

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Another figure looked at him through sunglasses. It was so dark in the room that he didn't need sunglasses, but he thought himself "cool" and wore them anyway.

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The figure from the first paragraph removed an envelope from under the table and eerily placed it on the table eerily slightly. The second one looked at him and then put his hand on the envelope, but the first one put HIS hand on it, which was not a hand...it was a drill and it drilled into the envelope by mistake. He pretended not to notice. "It is time..." he said, and then his cloak fell off. Nobody seemed to care even though he was only wearing underwear (with jelly beans on them!). Then he took the letter out with his hands (once I knew a person who was really skilled and so this person is skilled and even though his hands are drills, he can still do it okay!) (Oh and sorry for this bit. it's a bit BORING because me and Penny aren't in it BUT DON'T WORRY! We'll come in soon so just wait. I know you're itching for as much romance as me and Penny are, but I'll get to it trust me the wait is worth every penny... GET IT?! AHHAHHAAHAOHOHOHO!) and then gave the envelope to the other person who framed it on the wall, and then returned.

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The creature who was only wearing underwaear read the letter carefully aloud. "Dear Dude. I am the girl from down the road who loves you and I am your secret admirer! Love, your secret admirerer. xoxoxo"

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The creature was so embarrassed that he fainted and the other one had to rush to his side and reach down. Then he picked up the letter and got it laminated and then framed it and put it on the wall next to the envelope.

The creature who was so embarrassed that he fainted got up and went over to another wall, which he called his Hate Wall. All the hate in the world was put into this wall which was why he called it the hate Wall. (He's the bad guy in case you couldn't tell!) Then he looked on his Haate Wall. There was a picture of a boy and a girl. He had been told by someone (he couldn't remember who but knew that this person wore yellow clothing and shot fireballs at people and he's super evil.) that they were in love but couldn't admit it to each other, and he wanted to break them apart.

Ther was also another picture on his wall and that was of Snap , who he had been told was completely useless and Snap needed to die! But he didn't want to focus on snap he wanted to focus on Rudy and Penny because they were in love and they needed to be SEPARATED. And thus began his endeavour of destruction!

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"Oh...it's Friday," said Snap, the white and blue Zoner created by eight year old Rudy to be the most annoying person in existence. (Oh and Penny also though that because she agrees with everything Rudy says of course because they have extremely powerful crushes on each other!) He went and flew a plane into a random tree sticking out of the Future Dome and annoyed a squirrel. He was totally bored because there was nothing to do, so he went to go talk to some cacti. He was waiting for Rudy to come into ChalkZone but then he stopped and waited but nothing happened so he kept walking. Then suddenly...he felt a strange tingle. He felt so weird all around and then he glitched to where Rudy's portal was a second before Rudy entered ChalkZone.

"Why are you always there?" Rudy asked but Snap only looked at him.

"Rudy, can you please draw me ice cream?" Snap pleaded, getting to his knees after Rudy refused. He kicked Snap and looked up to Penny. She was climbing down the ladder and she threw her backpack to him. Instead of catching it, it fell on Rudy and he got squished, but then he was fine and Penny jumped down from the ladder. She landed on the ground and took the backpack, but then Rudy snatched it back.

"NO! Let me carry it, Penny!" he insisted, and she blushed.

"Ok," she said and then they walked away from Snap.

But Snap was annoying so he came back and said, "Aren't we going to the Red Desert?"

Rudy and Penny turned to him and Snap gasped for no reason. "Yes," Penny said. She sneered at Snap, who got offended and sneered back.

"Rudy can we get ice cream first?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No," said Rudy.

"Please?"

"No."

"Why not?" Snap asked, and stood in front of Rudy. Rudy rolled his eyes.

"Fine. But we're not getting ice cream; we're getting tacos!" Penny cheered and cheered and Snap cheered and cheered. Then they went to go find tacos growing on plants.

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Bicloop entered the Magic Chalk Mine with a wheel barrow and began to clean out the magic chalk mine, and thought back to all the times when the red chalk had been used for evil, like when Reggie attacked. He emptied barrow after barrow until there as nothing left in the chalk mine. "This is how it should be!" he said and sat down. As he started eating the chalk (he eats chalk you know, the show just doesn't show it) he began to think back to Rudy and Penny. Miraculously he didn't think of the strange feelings that Rudy had said he had been getting for her, and instead talked to himself about the red chalk. "Who likes red chalk? It tastes bad anyway."

He had been able to control the red chalk drawings that Rudy drew sometime ago by threatening to eat them if they caused any more trouble, so they stopped causing trouble and they became his pets, but one day after sleepwalking, he want for a wander and he ate them all up. When he woke up, he was munching on the window with teeth and quickly ate the rest of it, but it left a bad taste in his mouth. So he ate more red chalk but that didn't seem to help. After that Bicloop felt very, very woed.

They wanted to get rid of the red chalk so Rudy had come up with the idea of a magical machine that mashed up the red chalk, but Bicloop had insisted on another method: he was going to EAT all the red chalk! Rudy didn't object and instead he stood by and watched Bicloop eat it, and then he got a rash on his ear so he stopped.

Anyway, he got back to work and started to sing a song to himself. "I love the magic chalk and I love to eat it too. It's fun for you and it's also fun for me, too." Then he realised that he rhymed "two" with "two" but forgot about it and went back to cleaning out the magic chalk mine.

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"Oh woe is us!" Penny shouted as she put a hand on her forehead dramatically. She coughed a few times and spat up a hairball, to which Rudy just gazed lovingly. Snap didn't understand though, so he looked on with anger.

"We have to get rid of these animals!" Rudy shouted.

Around them were several tiny metal dragon creatures that Rudy had named Kikis. They had reminded him of a hamster he had once called Kiki, so he named them that.

"Here, do you want light?" Rudy asked, and he threw a torch into their midst. They all were repelled and ran away, and Penny collapsed, drained from the emotional hardship. She was tired from all that worrying that the dreaded Kikis would bite her and she was frightened. Snap only stood there laughing while Rudy bend down by her side and cradled her in his arms.

"Shut up, Snap!" he yelled, but Snap didn't listen, and continued to jeer at the fallen girl.

"Hahahaha, she's crazy! Crazy, I tell you! Just listen to her." He began rolling on the floor laughing, and Rudy growled, telling him that he would never draw him ice cream every again if he continued, but Snap was too incompetent to have ears so he didn't hear so Rudy grounded him. Snap was sad.

"Are you ok, Penny?" Rudy asked, stroking her face like a creeper.

She stroked his face and felt butterflies in her stomach as she stared up at him, imagining him in some prince-like outfit. It was so romantic and dramatic that she forgot where she was and who she was...and then she forgot who Rudy was and her face turned to disgust. Rudy dropped her when he noticed...and he turned away, casting his forlorn glance to the ground.

"Look, Penny...you've changed." (If you have sad music, play it now!)

Penny only looked to him weirdly. "Who are you?"

"You've just...CHANGED, Penny but...I can't explain why. You just HAVE." He ignored her as she looked to Snap and signalled to Rudy, and Snap just shrugged. (Ok you can stop the music now!)

"Rudy, I don't—" Suddenly she had remembered his name! She was happy and then they gazed into each other's eyes.

Snap broke them up and said, "Uhh...look." He pointed to NightZone where there was a broken streetlight.

"Let's go!" yelled Rudy and they went.

In NightZone, they roamed the streets and found that most of the shops had been ravaged and destroyed. A lot of their insides were blown about the room and there was hardly anything that was intact anymore. There were coughing streetlamps and one whispered to Snap, but Snap had no ears (just like he has no nostrils) so he didn't hear. Instead Penny heard and approached. The streetlight said, "I can see you have feelings for the Great Creator."

Penny gasped. "Is it really that obvious?" she asked worriedly, glancing down at her t-shirt, which had "I heart Rudy" all over it. She then looked to her Rudy head shoes and felt her hair, which she had styled after Rudy's hair. "I think you're seeing things that aren't there. MEIOSIS MITOSIS!" she yelled, and the streetlamp looked at her weirdly.

"Wow...your smart!"

"HELP ME!" yelled someone else nearby, and everyone ran into the shop. (The streetlamp tried but he was too tall so he smacked his head on the top of the doorway and falled so hardly.) There was a red robot in a bubble and Rudy popped it. he got soaked in water and so did Penny, and Rudy thought she looked HAWT with wet hair!

"Thanks," the robot said. He was rusty and red, and had rust everywhere and he was made of red metal. His head looked like a coffee maker. He started taking pictures of Rudy and penny together and said that they needed to pay him fifty dollars, so Rudy drew forty three and gave it to him, but he actually had no pictures so he gave the fake camera to Snap. "Now I have a story to tell you." He said and everyone gathered around. He started to tell them a story. "Today the Kikis attacked. They all came into our shops and threw bombs which exploded everywhere while they started to complain about their parents not being there. Then they force fed us sushi...but the thing was...it was a month old!" Everyone gasped, including the street light, who was still on the ground outside. "And even worse... They had laxatives in them!"

"Laxatives?!" Rudy exclaimed, shocked.

"In your sushi?!" Penny exclaimed, shocked.

"GAPS!" Snap shouted, shocked.

"These Kikis have to be stopped!" Rudy yelled, and began to storm around like a soldier for no reason.

"I think I know how to make them friendly..." Penny began and grinned maliciously. Everyone cocked their eyebrows (they didn't have six like she did) and stood for a minute. They continued staring are her and she shrugged. "Well I'm not going to TELL it to you! Sheesh!" and then Rudy turned to the robot.

"Here, this is parting gift," he said and drew him a coffeebot. They left and the coffeebot offered the robot coffee.

"Would you like decaf?" it said, and the robot said,

"Why...yes!"

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They were surrounded by Kikis again! They had gone into their hideout which was in a building and were shocked to find that they had an enormous stash of month-old sushi filled with laxatives. They had even found special fridges that kept other ingredients for the sushi in them, but ran away once the metal dragons had found them, and ran for it! Snap tripped over several times and got lost in the crowd so it was just Rudy and Penny. They stood together as the Kikis surrounded them and braced themselves, biting down and hoping with all of their heart that their crushes would be enough. However, neither of them wanted to admit it, and they didn't even...hold hands.

Instead Penny befriended the Kikis and then after a day they stopped being friends, and they ended up back in the same spot. Anyway Rudy drew a gun to be really mature and shot all the Kikis, and they all fell to the ground with collapsed lungs. Then he drew police and they collected them up.

From the shadows, magical creatures started watching them with observatory eyes. One of them snickered to the other as they watched the Kikis being rounded up and into the hospital (Rudy would have taken them to a real world hospital but he was too lazy) where Rudy and Penny went to go lie down next to a Kiki on every bed to delay their surgery. Snap meanwhile, was doing something nobody cares about and I dunno, he had coffee with the rusting red robot or something.

Little did everyone know...Rudy and Penny weren't going to be together for long...

I HOPE YOU LIKED IT! It's WAY better than the original one (take that French Bob!) so yes. Don't worry, the timesing will come in soon so stay tuna!

- Rudy Clone.