Disclaimer: No I don't own Gakuen Alice or its characters.


"So it's Polka-dots today too, eh?" Natsume Hyuuga smirked as he passed by a frantic pig-tailed brunette rushing to class.

"Shut up you pervert," an irritated Mikan Sakura responded as she continued rushing down the hallway. Unfortunately for her, she was already late for first period, and she knew Mr. Jinno would give her detention.

'This is so not a good day,' thought Mikan as she remembered her disastrous morning. Her alarm clock broke and she had woken up thirty minutes later than usual. She didn't get to eat her wonderful pancake breakfast, and on top of that, she couldn't find the skirt she usually wore and slipped on a miniskirt without thinking. And of course, that perverted Natsume just had to peek at her underwear! Not that he wouldn't find a way to sexually harass her even if she didn't wear that miniskirt.

"You know little girl, you could at least try to act sexier sometimes."

To Mikan's dismay, Natsume Hyuuga was still following close behind her. Furrowing her eyebrows, Mikan tried to control her anger by clenching her fists and walking faster. She didn't want to waste time arguing with the good for nothing jerkface pervert.

"How childish can you be? Who still wears pigtails and little kid underwear in high school? You'll never get married." Natsume's smirk grew bigger as he saw a vein pop out on Mikan's forehead.

'No,' Mikan thought, shaking her head. 'Don't let him get to you, don't let him get to you.' She would definitely not lose to Natsume this time.

She sighed in relief as she approached the classroom door. Hah! She was already too mature for Natsume's words to affect her. She reached out to turn the door handle, feeling triumphant. She had so won this time! But just as Mikan touched the doorknob, a large hand pried her hands away from the door.

Natsume stood behind Mikan, holding her wrist firmly. "Sorry, you aren't getting away from me today." He stepped in front of the door in one quick, smooth motion.

Mikan gritted her teeth in frustration, fighting the urge to scream and kick at him. She was already 15, for pete's sake! She was above such immature things already. There was no way she would give Natsume the satisfaction of watching her lose her temper.

"Please. Move." Mikan said as calmly as she could. "I don't have time for your stupid games."

Natsume became even more amused. It was just so much fun messing with the little girl. And she was just so damn cute.

"Now now Mikan, " teased Natsume. Putting an arm across the door, he leaned in closer to her.

"We all know you wore that skirt today to seduce me."

Seeing the arrogant look on his face, Mikan's whole body trembled in anger. Her eyes darkened and a murderous aura surrounded her . Unable to control herself anymore, Mikan Sakura exploded.

"WHO WOULD SEDUCE YOU, YOU PIECE OF ****! I HATE YOUU! I HOPE YOUR STUPID COCKY FACE GETS TRAMPLED BY AN ELEPHANTTTTT!"

There was a moment of silence. Echos of Mikan's cries of rage rang through the hallways of Gakuen Alice.

...stupid...stupid...stupid...

...trampled...trampled...trampled...

...elephant...elephant...elephant...

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"Pfffft."

Natsume, who almost burst out laughing, turned his head so that Mikan wouldn't see him. He covered his mouth with the back of his hand to stifle his chuckle. Then, he simply turned around and walked away without a word.

Mikan just stood there stiffly for a few seconds, shocked at her own outburst. She mentally cursed herself for letting Natsume get to her again.

Suddenly, she heard the door behind her open with a click. Turning around, she came face to face with a positively livid...

Mr. Jinno.

"Mikan. Sakura." Jinno's eye was twitching.

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Hahhhh. Mikan will never grow up. (: Review please?