A Simpsons yaoi story

A Bart Simpson and Sideshow Bob story

Does BORT exist in the future?

Disclaimer: I only own the story itself. Twentieth Century Fox, Gracie Films, Matt Groening, and all of the people who own the Simpsons own the characters.

Bart is eighteen, he recently got arrested for bringing his slingshot to school with him by accident. He had to experience his worst nightmare, sharing a cell with Sideshow Bob! When Bob learned that he'd be sharing his cell with Bart, he knew this was his best chance to kill his arch-nemesis! Bart had actually grown somewhat attached to his cell-mate, which he found surprising. Bob was well-aware of how Bart felt, he just didn't care. That was until one evening, Bart had just got through writing a letter to his sister, and had went over to his bed. Bob looked at him and smiled his usual evil smile, "Tonight will be the night! I'm finally going to-" Bart smiled to himself, "Yes, tonight is a great night. The perfect night for me to tell someone how I feel." He heard a groan come from his cell-mate, "This night is the perfect night to kill someone!" Bart laughed a little and replied, "Why do you want to kill me so bad, man? I mean, it's been four years since I foiled your last scheme."

Bob knew that Bart was trying to stall his demise, that scamp was always like that, and this was one thing Bob liked about Bart. There were other things he liked about his cell-mate, but nothing compared to his ability to never trust him. Bob got down from his bed, walked over to the eighteen year old, and put a hand on his left shoulder, "You've began to have feelings for me, it appears." The young man gulped and nodded, he knew what he wanted, but this was his enemy, there is no way he felt the same way..right? Bob smiled at the man, "No need to be scared, Bart. I'm fine with this." Bart then kissed Bob, Bob knew this would happen, so he kissed back.

The end