Whachow! Yep here I am with another fic! This one is gonna be a happy one (surprise!) and yeah. Hope you guys like it. Read and Review like the amazing fanfiction… people… you are!

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, there would be chibis. Everywhere.

Summary: What happens when the children of Akatsuki meet up with the children of Konoha? Will they follow after their parents, or make their own destinies?

Warnings: Extreme cuteness, Hidan, OOC, and a bunch of other stuffs.


Chapter 1

Deiora looked around, prepared for an attack. Her long blonde hair bounced wildly as she ran, Sadari close behind her. The small boy was running as fast as he could, red bangs covering his eyes.

"C'mon Sada! Hurry up or they'll catch us, un!" Deiora called, smirking as she started to run faster.

"I'm going as fast as I can, un!" Sadari yelled back, pouting. "They're gonna catch us anyway."

As if on cue, two figures leaped from the shadows and pinned the children to the ground. Deiora let out a small squeal and Sadari merely continued pouting.

"There you two are!"

"Gotcha!"

Deiora struggled for a minute, and then sighed, giving up. "But I don't wanna take a bath, un!" she whined.

"Me neither, un," Sadari said grumpily.

One of the shadowed figures shook his head. "I still can't believe they both inherited your speech impediment, Deidara."

The other figure stuck out his tongue. "Well they are twins, Danna, un."

"Hmf," Deiora muttered. "Let's just get this over with, un."

"Agreed, un," Sadari chimed in.

"They both inherited your impatience though, un," Deidara scowled, lifting Deiora onto his shoulder. Sasori rolled his eyes, doing the same with Sadari.

A little black and white blur zoomed past, laughing like a maniac. "Whoo! All hail Jashin!" he shouted, a knife in his small hand.

"Like father, like son," Hidan said, nodding solemnly.

Deidara looked back behind him and sighed. "Hikuzu, put the knife down! You're going to hurt somebody, un!"

"Only if you give me twenty bucks!" the small boy said, grinning.

"Like father, like son," Kakuzu agreed.

Deidara deadpanned, then looked away and continued down the hallway after Sasori. Deiora waved cheerfully at her friend, nearly falling off of the older blonde's shoulder. Sadari resumed his pouting.

As they reached the end of the hallway, where the bathroom was located, they were met with a little girl with short blue hair and onyx eyes. She quietly stood there, looking up at Sadari.

"So they did get you after all," she said, a hint of amusement in her monotone voice. "Foolish Sadari."

The redheaded boy sighed. "Yeah, yeah, Itame. I get it, un."

"Have fun in the bath," Itame smirked, walking away. Deidara frowned.

"You know, her personality is exactly like Itachi's. Why couldn't she have been more like Kisame, un?"

Sasori shrugged. "Who knows." He set Sadari down gently, and went to go fill up the tub. As the hot water poured out of the faucet, steam swirled around the small room.

Just as the tub was nearly filled to the brim, a deep voice rang out throughout the base. "Everyone, we have a meeting. I expect to see you all in the main room in five minutes."

The children cheered, and the adults groaned. "What does Pein want this time?" Sasori asked, scowling. "It better be good."

"Yay we get to see leader, un!" Deiora said happily, running out of the bathroom. Sadari followed her, not wanting to be left behind.

"Now what are we supposed to do with this, un?" Deidara asked, distraught, gesturing to the tub that was now full.

"Leave it, I guess. Pein will have a fit if we're not on time." Sasori dragged the blonde with him out of the bathroom, taking the same route the kids had.

As they entered the main room, they looked around and saw that only Tobi and Zetsu were there so far. The artists sat down on one of the many worn out couches.

"Where's Tetsu, un?" Deidara asked, looking over at them.

"Outside playing in the garden," the white half of Zetsu replied. Tobi nodded enthusiastically. Tetsu, surprisingly enough, was not mentally unstable like many of the Akatsuki thought he was going to be. He was a serious, black haired boy who enjoyed being outside in the fresh air.

The rest of the members arrived shortly. Itachi and Kisame came first, Itame close behind, then Kakuzu and Hidan with Hikuzu in tow. Tetsu seemingly appeared out of nowhere, which was customary for him.

Pein entered the room, in person for once, and was immediately tackled by children.

"Leader!" they all squealed simultaneously as they fell to the ground on top of him. The older Akatsuki all chuckled quietly.

Kin entered, and stared solemnly down at the dog pile with an air of authority, gray ringed eyes wide. "Did you guys hurt him?" he asked somewhat accusingly. The small group separated, staring up at him.

"No," they all said. Pein stood up, brushing himself off. Konan entered last, picking up Kin and standing next to the leader. The children all went to sit next to their parents, taking this as a signal to start the meeting.

Pein cleared his throat. "Now that we're all here, I have some very serious business to announce. You all know that these children have all turned six recently. Which means that it is time to start training them and teaching them the ways of the Akatsuki."

There was an immediate burst of objections from the group.

"But they're still so young, un!"

"It's too fucking soon!"

"I refuse."

"No way."

"They're just children still!"

The leader narrowed his eyes, immediately silencing all noise. "In actuality, this is the perfect age to start training them. The Konoha nin start the academy at age six, so I don't see why we shouldn't start at that age too. We need to teach them to become strong, to give no mercy, to be part of Akatsuki. This is no place for those who don't know how to fight."

The children stared at the leader with wide eyes, trying to understand what he was telling them. Their parents held them closer.

"We all knew this day was coming," Konan said softly, slowly running her fingers through Kin's orange hair. "There's no going around it."

"I guess there is some sense to this," Kakuzu said. "If the base was attacked, it would be a disadvantage to have to protect them; it would be much simpler if they knew how to fight and defend themselves." Hikuzu nodded sagely, pretending he knew exactly what was going on.

Itachi sighed. "I agree with Kakuzu, but I have a question. How long is it going to be until we have to send them out on missions?"

There was silence in the room once again until Pein spoke up once more. "I'll give you four years to fully train them."

Deidara's head shot up. "Only four years, un! You want them to start carrying out dangerous missions after they've barely turned ten?"

"Deidara, you yourself were thirteen when you joined the Akatsuki, and before that you were running around taking requests for terrorist attacks," Pein said.

The blonde narrowed his eyes. "Yes, but I didn't live a sheltered life like they have so far. I did what was necessary to survive and taught myself how cruel the world could be, un. These children don't know hate, they don't know cruelty. How are we going to teach them to take another's life?"

"He has a point," Sasori said, pulling his partner closer.

"Well we're just going to have to find a way to teach them, aren't we?" the leader asked, sweeping his gaze around the group. "I still stand by my decision. In four year's time, I expect to see six new fully-fledged fighters. Dismissed."

"Well, fuck, leader!" Hidan said angrily, standing up. "How the hell are we supposed to teach them to have a shitty view on life like we do?" He pointed to Deiora and Sadari happily playing patty cake next to their parents. "They don't even know what the Jashin-damned word 'kill' means!"

"They'll learn," Pein said calmly. Konan bit her lip worriedly. She had complete faith in her partner, but she was still as concerned as the others were.

Deidara stood up. "Come on you two, let's get you in the bath, un," he said, voice carefully emotionless. Sasori stood up after him, motioning for the twins to follow them.

"Aw!" Deiora and Sadari cried in unison, ceasing in their game. But they followed anyways, not wanting to upset their parents any more than they already were.

The rest of the group slowly dispersed, and soon Pein was the only one left in the room. Walking slowly over to the couch, he started to wonder if he had done the right thing.


And there was Chapter 1! Did you guys like it? Should I even bother writing a second chapter? Tell me your thoughts in a review. If this does continue, we will meet the Konoha kids next time! Anyways… hope to see some reviews!