"I don't want to play 20 questions! Just tell me what my surprise is!"

"No! You have to guess!"

"Okay fine! Give me a hint!"

"It's something that you can carry."

"Is it a bag?"

"No."

"Is it a ball?"

"No but it begins with B."

"Baseball. Book. Banana. Barf Bag. Baby."

"No. No. No. No. And yes."

The car screeched to a halt.

"If you stop like that I'll need a barf bag."

"My surprise is a a a …"

"A BABY!"

Greg leaned over and kissed Riley. He patted her stomach.

"Hi little Baby Riley! I'm your daddy!"

"Shut up or you'll embarrass yourself and your kid!"

"Only five minutes until I embarrass myself."

"And how's that?"

"I'm gonna run through the lab screaming, 'I'M GONNA BE A DAD!' That'll be embarrassing."

"I might even be ashamed I married you.", Riley Giggled.

They stepped out of the car and walked into the large lab. And then he ran.

"I'M GONNA BE A DAD! I'M GONNA BE A DAD!"

Riley walked through the lab laughing and receiving congratulations.

He stopped short and waited up for her.

"Your turn!"

"Me?!"

"Yes you!"

"I'M GONNA BE A MOM! I'M GONNA BE A MOM!"

"Much better!"