"I don't want to play 20 questions! Just tell me what my surprise is!"
"No! You have to guess!"
"Okay fine! Give me a hint!"
"It's something that you can carry."
"Is it a bag?"
"No."
"Is it a ball?"
"No but it begins with B."
"Baseball. Book. Banana. Barf Bag. Baby."
"No. No. No. No. And yes."
The car screeched to a halt.
"If you stop like that I'll need a barf bag."
"My surprise is a a a …"
"A BABY!"
Greg leaned over and kissed Riley. He patted her stomach.
"Hi little Baby Riley! I'm your daddy!"
"Shut up or you'll embarrass yourself and your kid!"
"Only five minutes until I embarrass myself."
"And how's that?"
"I'm gonna run through the lab screaming, 'I'M GONNA BE A DAD!' That'll be embarrassing."
"I might even be ashamed I married you.", Riley Giggled.
They stepped out of the car and walked into the large lab. And then he ran.
"I'M GONNA BE A DAD! I'M GONNA BE A DAD!"
Riley walked through the lab laughing and receiving congratulations.
He stopped short and waited up for her.
"Your turn!"
"Me?!"
"Yes you!"
"I'M GONNA BE A MOM! I'M GONNA BE A MOM!"
"Much better!"
