All right…Who did it?
Chapter 1: T.O.P
A/N: Romance story! I don't think so!
In The Spaceship…
Pan walked up to Trunks as he was steering the ship.
"Hey Trunks!" Pan smiled as she looked at the LAVANDER haired boy.
"Uhh…hi…." Trunks said as he noticed Pan staring at him. "Why are you here?"
"Can't I have a good conversation with my bestest friend in the whole wided world!" Pan asked, as her smile got bigger.
"Oookay…I guess…." Trunks said as he turned away trying to stay focused on the outside.
"Yup." Pan said as she kicked her feet and looked at the controls that Trunks was using to steer.
"Pan, it's not polite to stare…" Trunks said as he made a sour face.
"Sorry…just looking at the controls." Pan apologized.
"It's okay…." Trunks said.
"Hey! What does that thingie do?" Pan asked as she pointed to the steer.
"It makes the space ship move." Trunks said as he nodded.
" Ohhh..." Pan said.("Ya geek…")
"Yup ah…" Trunks said as he shrugged. " It can-ah…also do this." Trunks said as he moved the steer around and made the spaceship up and down.
"Hahahahahahaha!" Pan laughed. (" This guys trying' to kill me…")
"Heh...yeah…children…so EASILY amused…Hahaha! Ahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Trunks evilly laughed.
" Uhh…Trunks…?" Pan said.
"Huh? Oh! Sorry…" Trunks said.
" Yeah…" Pan said. Pan looked at the way Trunks was smiling. (snort; "What a geek! I bet he has no friends. (gasp; I can talk in my head! This is SOOOO cool! Now I can say bad things about Trunks…and he won't know what I'm saying! I can say thing like this: Big nose! Hah! Purple hair…nah! That wasn't a good one….how about—") Pan stopped thinking and started talking. "Big chin! Hah! Wuh-oh!"
"What did you call me?" Trunks asked.
"Sorry! That was supposed to be in my head! I swear!" Pan said
"Pan, do you like magazines?" Trunks asked staring in space.
"No! They suck! All you ever have to do with them is READ READ READ! Theres so many words that you have to read! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO LOOK AT THE PICTURES CUZ YOU WANT TO READ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! LIKE THE ALICIA KEYS AND USHER THING! GOSH! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SEE IF THEY WERE GONNA GET TOGETHER OR NOT!" Pan yelled.
"…If you don't like magazines…then why don't you go downstairs and CLEAN for a minute! Okay!" Trunks said as he watched Pan get up and leave.
"Okay Trunks! I'll do the BEST I can!" Pan smiled as she took the elevator thing downstairs.
"Pan! That floor needs to be tidy enough for me so I can see my BIG CHIN!" Trunks yelled. "Big chin…I wonder where she got that…big chin!" Trunks said as he covered his chin with his bandana and looked both ways.
Trunks got up from his seat. "I'm putting this thing on auto pilot…" Trunks said as he pressed a yellow button and walked to the elevator.
"Trunks! I'm done with my chore!" Pan said as she went upstairs.
Trunks noticed Goku lying down on the couch. "..Goku what are you doing here?"
"Nothing Trunks…" Goku said going upstairs. "That was close!" Goku said taking out a walky-talky. "Blue-bug to Gemini! Blue-bug to Gemini! Do you read! The hawk has left his nest. It's time to feed on his babies!" Goku said as he walked to the control room.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Trunks yelled.
"What! What!" Pan yelled as she ran downstairs
"AAAUUGHGHGH!" Trunks yelled Charlie Brown style.
"No! He found out our plan Gemini! I gotta go!" Goku said as he ran downstairs.
"OMIGOD! WHAT IS THIS!" Trunks yelled as he held up a boy magazine.
" (Gasp) It's a BOY magazine! Yuck!" Pan said as she made a sour face.
"Yuck is right! WHO WOULD HAVE SUCH A THING HERE!" Trunks yelled as he dropped the magazine and rubbed his hands with hand sanitizer.
"I dunno…" Goku said as he looked at Giru. "Do YOU have any ideas GIRU! HM!"
"Giru…" Giru said.
" Huh? Who was it Giru? Do you know who it was?" Trunks asked.
"Giru…" Giru said.
"It-it was Giru?" Trunks asked Giru.
"Giru…" Giru said.
"IT WAS HIM ALREADY! STOP ASKING A MILLION QUESTIONS! GOSH!" Goku yelled as he marched upstairs.
"…Goku? Anyway, it's crap like this that gives Sayiins a BAD name! All of this stuff…" Trunks said flipping through the pages.
"Yeah…uh…I'll just go upstairs…heh heh." Pan said going upstairs.
"….Pan?" (To the viewer) "Heh! I bet your wondering why we don't allow magazines in our spaceship. Well, it's simple really. Before w left, Chi-Chi said that she doesn't want Pan to come back learning all these new words from outer space…(she some how found out she was going) And these boy magazines could mess up ANY kids mind…so we don't allow magazines unless their educational…she also said the same thing for Goku." Trunks went upstairs.
"Man! He's acting like he's a DETECTIVE or something! Can't mind his own business!" Goku said as he sat down in his chair.
"(twitches) Magazine? It wasn't...me…heh…heh…" Pan said.
"It wasn't…uh…me either…heh heh…uh-oh…" Goku said.
"So...uh…it wasn't us?" Pan asked Goku.
"Yeah…it was Giru…I don't read that kind of stuff…" Goku said licking his teeth.
"Me…uh…neither…" Pan said. "I HATE MAGAZINES!"
"PAN! WE HEARD YOU THE FIST TIME!" Trunks said yelling from downstairs.
"SHUT UP! IT WASN'T ME!" Pan yelled as she ran to the control chair.
"I never said it was you…" Trunks said getting suspicious of Pan walking upstairs. "Pan…YOU wouldn't be the one bringing magazines in this spaceship by any chance…would you?"
"IT WASN'T ME!" Pan yelled
"I never said it was…." Trunks said.
"I didn't do it either!" Goku said sweating.
"Okay! Okay! Geez! You guys actin' you DID do it!" Trunks said
"…I didn't…" Goku said.
" (Sigh) When are we gonna get the next Dragon ball? I wanna go shopping…" Pan said.
"Shopping for what! A new headband? Drugs! Crack! MAGAZIENS!" Trunks asked as he gave Pan the fish-eye.
"…No…" Pan said about to cry.
"Good…at least we know everyone is straight with my rules.." trunks smiled as he hit Pan on the back of her head.
" Heh! Yeah! ("Ow! Dirty bastard..")" Pan thought.
"Here we are! WHOO! Another planet with a Dragon ball!" Trunks smiled.
"YEEAHH!" Goku took out his walky-talky and walked near the elevator. "Gemini…we are here! Start project "T.O.P." Or… Take Over Planet"
End of Chappie
