Carolyn Steven King Of Games
Once I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die
Im undefeated, I kicked Kaibas keesta, Kaiba wants me to die
Im telling you I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die
And now Im begging my friends for pizza!
1 2 3 4!
God Cards, three, lord they were hell for me
Buried in sand in the royal tombs by a girl and her bro, hes crazy
Or saving Tokyo from the monsters of long ago
Dealing with kicks from the Kaiba Corps Big Five, why havent they guessed Im Yu-Gi-Oh?
Once I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die
A run down old game store, that was my home, Kaiba wants me to die
Im telling you I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die
And now Im scheduled to duel at SkyDome
Once he was the King of Games
I cant date, Im horribly underweight, some people say
AYug, why are you such a doofus?
ATheres an eye on your head!
AAnd your hairs not so great!
Is Anzu there, I wonder if she does care
Lets go out Friday! Okay, next weekend!
And of course when I go she wasnt there.
Once I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die
Hey Dino! Hey Haga! Remember!
You owe me! Kaiba wants me to die
Im telling you I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die
Kaiba cant come to grips, he thinks Im a phony!
Once he was the King of Games
Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you the international champion!
Now some of you might be wondering how I came to be the King of Games?
After all, Ive been quite the pain. It might be a surprise!
Heres the thing!
You see late one night when my Grandpa was asleep
I was locked up in my messy room, working on the puzzle I keep!
And with fate, and a lot of time, not to mention school being a bitch!
An ancient Pharaoh, who looks just like me,
Wakes up and we make switch!
(gasp)
Quite the shocker, Pharaoh so proper
Knocked poor Kaiba off his rocker
Now believing in superstition, I assumed Kaibas position
Its just fine to duel in this life of mine
And he can win all duels as he chooses,
The King of Games never loses!
Once I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die
Even Pegasus unfriendly ways couldnt move us, Kaiba wants me to die
Im telling you I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die
And now I'm running from Orichalcos!
Once he was the King of Games
