Carolyn Steven King Of Games

Once I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die

Im undefeated, I kicked Kaibas keesta, Kaiba wants me to die

Im telling you I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die

And now Im begging my friends for pizza!

1 2 3 4!

God Cards, three, lord they were hell for me

Buried in sand in the royal tombs by a girl and her bro, hes crazy

Or saving Tokyo from the monsters of long ago

Dealing with kicks from the Kaiba Corps Big Five, why havent they guessed Im Yu-Gi-Oh?

Once I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die

A run down old game store, that was my home, Kaiba wants me to die

Im telling you I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die

And now Im scheduled to duel at SkyDome

Once he was the King of Games

I cant date, Im horribly underweight, some people say

AYug, why are you such a doofus?

ATheres an eye on your head!

AAnd your hairs not so great!

Is Anzu there, I wonder if she does care

Lets go out Friday! Okay, next weekend!

And of course when I go she wasnt there.

Once I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die

Hey Dino! Hey Haga! Remember!

You owe me! Kaiba wants me to die

Im telling you I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die

Kaiba cant come to grips, he thinks Im a phony!

Once he was the King of Games

Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you the international champion!

Now some of you might be wondering how I came to be the King of Games?

After all, Ive been quite the pain. It might be a surprise!

Heres the thing!

You see late one night when my Grandpa was asleep

I was locked up in my messy room, working on the puzzle I keep!

And with fate, and a lot of time, not to mention school being a bitch!

An ancient Pharaoh, who looks just like me,

Wakes up and we make switch!

(gasp)

Quite the shocker, Pharaoh so proper

Knocked poor Kaiba off his rocker

Now believing in superstition, I assumed Kaibas position

Its just fine to duel in this life of mine

And he can win all duels as he chooses,

The King of Games never loses!

Once I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die

Even Pegasus unfriendly ways couldnt move us, Kaiba wants me to die

Im telling you I was the King of Games, Kaiba wants me to die

And now I'm running from Orichalcos!

Once he was the King of Games