I do not own Zoey 101

Chase and Dana both sat on the couch with their mouths opened slightly, their eyes in the same position.

"This is the most boring conversation I've ever heard. Their talking about HAIR BRUSHES!" said Dana, as she leaned over towards Chase.

"Try this conversation. For the past fifteen minutes they've been saying "speak for yourself" and the other one would reply "I am". And before that, it was about why a basketball is orange" said Chase.

"Well, they do have Logan in the conversation" said Dana.

"That's true, and the girls have Nicole in theirs" Chase said.

"Good point, although I would've expected more mentions of hair dryers then brushes" said Dana with an eye roll.

"Oooh, did you see the ad for that new hair dryer? It's supposed to dry hair in less then three minutes!" exclaimed Nicole. Chase held back a giggle while Dana slumped back into the couch.

"Actually that's technically impossible; see the heat waves would-"Quinn began, sounding like a science teacher.

"I'm just saying, why couldn't we have a blue basketball?" said Logan.

"Because it's stupid!" Michael replied.

"Oh speak for yourself" Logan snorted.

"I am, and you can talk!"

"Yeah, I can!"

"This is just a new level of stupidity" said Chase. Both his and Dana's head had been switching back and forth between the two conversations.

"Great, now their on to combs!" said Dana.

"Logan and Michael are onto tennis balls" Chase said. "Ok wait, if we find combs and ball colours so boring, why are we still sitting here, looking at suicide as an option?" he added.

"I have no idea, because we have nothing else to do?" Dana suggested, as she slumped further into the couch, an almost impossible movement.

"Watching paint dry would be more interesting than this, and possibly have more point" said Chase. Dana smiled a rare smile.

"You know there is something we could do with paint" she said with a grin.

"What colour?" asked Chase cheekily.

"I have a selection. Purple, red, lime green and bright yellow" Dana replied.

"Something to do with Logan, that guy that called you fat, the hairdresser that banned me from his shop and Nicole's hair dryer?" asked Chase, with his boyish grin on his face.

"Something like that" said Dana, with a very mischievous grin showing.

"You rock" said Chase as he stood up.

"Well duh" said Dana as she joined Chase.

"Wow, so modest" replied Chase. "Ow, I take it back!" he said as she stepped onto his foot.

"Next time it's my foot up your ass" Dana warned him.

"So I'm thinking we dye Logan's hair lime green" said Chase, desperately trying to change the subject.

"You ain't getting out of it that easily, Matthews" said Dana.

"Ok, see now-" started Chase, but started running away, and finally skate boarding as he stole Dana's skate board.

"Ok, you're dead Matthews!" yelled Dana as she chased after him.

"Hey Chase, what colour do you think a basketball-"Logan started, but only found the couch empty. "Hey, where did Chase and Dana go?" he asked. Suddenly, Chase and Dana went whizzing past the window.

"What's the matter Matthews? Too much of a coward to come and face me?" Dana teased. "Chase, I take it back, I take it back!" as what seemed to be water splashed onto her. "You did not just do that!" and the chase resumed.

"Hey!" Logan called out. "Give me back my super soaker!" he called out as he went out of both of them.

"Sounds like they're having fun" said Zoey. Logan suddenly emerged from the doorway, completely covered in yellow paint.

"He stole my paint gun too"