Hellllllllllllo my lovely baby birds~

I am in the best of moods! I just finished reading The Becoming Day (I think that's what it's called), in about 3 days. If you know this story, you now that it isn't a fast read O.o (= I didn't even sleep last night so I could read more of it. It is featuring one of my newest favorite pairings! St. John Allerdyce and Bobby Drake, or better known as Pyro and Iceman from X Men. But I like the movie verse characters ONLY. I'm in love with Pyro (John)! 3 Eeeeeeeeeey!

Lol well I haven't really done NaruSasu fictions in a while, so I decided to write a new one. Pretty sure this will be a one-shot.

I'm having brain farts for MMA, so I'll try to update that as soon as I can but no guarantees.

I've had this plot bunnie for as long as I can remember! Well, the kidnapper changed from dream to dream, but the overall concept is the same.

Warning: Lots of swearing, mature situations, crack, me-ness, prissy Sasuke, I guess bondage, crack

Disclaimer: I do not own

I'm Addicted And I Just Can't Get Enough

Sasuke was PISSED.

Why?

Madara, that's why.

The old bastard had been making them do these stupid little missions all week! Sasuke didn't have time to be screwing around with this shit! He was going to bring Kohona to its knees. He needed to be planning. Not fucking doing chores up and down like a fucking squirrel!

His three other teammates were behind the fuming raven, trying not to upset him more. Suigestu had tried making a joke about how Sasuke was just being prissy.

Let's just say that a centimeter higher where Sasuke had thrown the kunai, and he wouldn't have been able to have kids, permently.

Just when Sasuke was about to angrily storm past another tree, Madara appeared on the branch above.

"Yo."

His response was an intense and angry glare. The masked man deeply sighed and dropped himself from the branch and onto the forest floor gracefully. He landed a couple feet away from the other raven. He was more than confident in his own abilities, but better safe than sorry.

"What now." Sasuke spat.

The three others shifted nervously, hoping nothing bad would happen between the two Uchihas. Not that it wouldn't be a badass fight. Just that today had been tiring and they really didn't want to do anything.

"Easy, Tiger." Madara said, raising his hands in the universal sign of surrender. "I;m just here to tell you that you're done for the day."

The three others behind Sasuke let out grateful sighs at the news, but Sasuke still glared at the other raven.

"There's a catch." It was said as a statement, not a question.

Madara turned and started walking the opposite direction from them.

"Nope, actually. We're not going to be doing anything for a while."

Karin smiled widely and clapped her hands once. "Finally!"

Sasuke only frowned, but followed the other man in the direction that he was walking in. The other three scurrying after their leader, shortly after. After a couple of minutes, the trees revealed a large house. 'this screams suspicious.' Thought Sasuke.