Disclaimer: I don not own any part of Ouran High School Host Club. Sadly. -sniffles-
Author's Notes: There will be fifty eventually. Each chapter is named after the Challenge from the 50ouran community on LiveJournal. None of these have been BETA read, so please be kind.
III
"This is intolerable, having others touch your body just because they're doctors."
"What are you saying? We're always playing the doctor game back at home, and you always play with my body to the fullest."
III
"Kaoru, do you masturbate on a regular basis?" Hikaru asked more authoritatively than normal.
The younger blushed a crimson color at such a personal question. "Dr. Hitachiin-sama, is that really a necessary question?" He mewled as the palm of the 'doctors' hand massaged him through his uniform.
"Hmm, you look tense, Kaoru-kun. Allow me to help you with that." A kiss and another rub before Kaoru could answer prevented all, if any, objections.
"Kaoru-kun, when was your last physical examination?" Dr. Hitachiin asked his patient.
With a slight scowl Kaoru replied, "Today, sir." His felt his chest tighten and breath cut short when Hikaru's palm dug deeper into his groin and he moaned.
"And did they tell you how very well responded you are?" The older twin teased. "I think a more lengthy examination is in order, for further notes and such." Yet another deliberate squeeze and the younger moaned again.
"Doctor..." Kaoru bucked his hips as he was laid backwards onto one of the more than uncomfortable hospital beds that had been brought in for the the school day's examination. This game was indeed a dangerous one today. The chances of someone catching them in more than the usual 'brotherly act' were at an escalated height in such a public place, but even he couldn't resist the urges when his brother whispered so softly in his ear of this perilous act.
Kaoru slid his arms from his blazer and shirt with some difficulty and Hikaru examined them, running his identical fingers along veins that could be traced, massaging muscles carefully until locking his hands with his patient. "Strong arms. It is a shame that you do not use more of that strength, Kaoru-kun." The 'doctor' said, but Kaoru knew Hikaru had meant it.
Hikaru leaned over him, using Kaoru's upper body strength to hold himself. He placed an innocent kiss on his cheek, like a warning that the game was about to become more 'interesting'.
Sitting back on his own legs, the doctor untangled his finger's from his twin's, and now played with the two rosy nipples on the patient's chest. A hiss was a grand response to such treatment, and further examination, Hikaru decided, was very much needed. He dipped his head down, lapping at the pert nubs alternately. Kaoru replied with a long breathy sigh.
"Interesting, Kaoru-kun."
"Doctor, please," the younger begged, "is there anything you can do to help my - "
"Is someone here?"
Both pairs of amber eyes widened noticeably and Hikaru hopped off his brother quickly, handing him his shirt and blazer and Kaoru putting them on with ease and grace before the both of them ducked behind the bed.
"Hello?" the male nurse called out again. He walked passed the duo and they snuck out of the pseudo examination room. When the door was shut behind them and they were out of earshot they laughed.
"Hikaru, that was the least amount of thinking we have ever done to pull off one of our pranks." Kaoru snorted into his brother's chest.
Arms came around him as he was embraced, a kiss landing on his cheek. "And you enjoyed every minute of it, Kaoru."
The younger twin nodded with a snicker. "But I still have a problem." He nuzzled his twin's cheek and purred. "Hikaru..."
Hikaru chuckled huskily. "We'll finish our game at home."
