Author's Note: So this drabble is complete crack written for lollixlolli who requested a short scene in which a one inch man named Collin is stepped on beneath the bare foot of a character. Of course there is no one else I'd rather write than Melinda May so here is this weird little brain fart.


She slaps an arm lazily over the off button of her alarm as it blares loudly. Warm rays of sunlight are streaming through the sheer curtains of her bedroom window as she slowly blinks her eyes open. Monday. With a heavy sigh she pulls herself into a sitting position and stretches up feeling her muscles and spine loosen and relax pleasantly. Checking her phone she finds a new message from Phil requesting her to pilot for a mission, of course she doesn't reply. She's going to say yes anyway - Fury's orders - but it's nice to make him work for it a little. Throwing back the covers she rises from the bed and heads towards the bathroom. She's just finished washing her face with cold water when she spots him lurking near the doorway. Damn pests she thinks to herself as she swipes up an old magazine and rolls it up into a tight tube. This nuisance is definitely no challenge for the legendary agent that is Melinda May. Moving with lightning speed she steps forwards and snaps her wrist down with her makeshift weapon, stunning the minuscule one inch man before she slams her foot down and crushes him beneath the heel of her bare foot. Fucking Collin's she thinks as she wipes up the mess with a couple of sheets of toilet paper; worse than bloody ants.


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