a cowboy named sharknadop
"hay shraknado" sed reverse mermayd "ever tink about anteek lamps?/"
"no reverees mermayyd' sed sharkndoo "i do not ever tink about antieek lamps" sharknado said sadly as they rode their horses along the trail. "I dont think about antique lamps since….. the accident." rsverse mermayd cries silently as they ride their horse. "dhsarknado thats so terrible im so sorry. what happened in the accident?" sharknado looks off int othe sunset "well it all started in the summer of '72 when me mum bought me a chartruse teddy bear made from old pizza crusts." their horses saunter along the dirt trail as a foul stench begins to flow from sharnkadoes brain. Reverse mermadi looks on in interest. "i loved that chartuse pizza teddy bear so much. i loved it so muhc,. hhhhhhE WAS MY FAVORite teddy bear but thEN. THEN. it happend. One daiy, there was a fiyer. Me yteddy bear waxs a voljunteer at the fiure startion. He went out th doorb and he saigd 2 me: "I will return to you." I nvever saw him ajgain. thrE onli thign LEFT from the fieyr was a broken antekk lamp." reveres memarid gasped in ashtonisment. "shankrado… im so srroy." They rode they hroses in slience. srhanknado started 2 crie. "It is okay, mermaid. My chartruse teddy bear always remains in my heart." The 2 freinds rowed off in2 hte sunsnet.
