A/N: I Got this idea while at work, so here it goes, if you are offended by perverted remarks and whatnot, this isn't the story for you!
Summary: Naruto Uzumaki... a Fallen Angel who was banished from the heavens for lusting over women... all he ever did was lust after them all, now on earth he can lust to his hearts content, and he will stop at nothing to be the Harem King!
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail Nor do I own Naruto.
Igneel was ya know chilling in the forest like the boss of a dragon he was... when he felt powerful energies coming from the sky, he looked up at the blue sky and noticed something crash from the sky into the forest not to far from where he was chilling, so Igneel did the only thing a Dragon boss would do, he got his ass up, and forth he marched to the powerful energy!
At the sight in front Igneel when he got to where the thing from the sky crash was a blonde haired boy with blue eyes, what surprised Igneel was that the blonde boy had black wings... Igneel knew that the blonde haired boy was a Fallen Angel who was banished from the heavens... Igneel could feel power bursting from the blonde, so he did the only thing a bad-ass dragon like him would!
"Boy, I sense great power from you... I am the great Igneel, and I'll help you get stronger... but you'll have to be my son... I'll make you into a DRAGON SLAYER!" Igneel said with pride.
Naruto turned and faced the dragon, "HOLY FUCK! I FOUND SHERON, NOW YOU WILL GRANT MY WISHES RIGHT? MUAHAHA!"
"YOU IDIOT!" Igneel roared at Naruto, "I'M NOT THE DRAGON FROM DBZ THAT GRANTS WISHES, I AM THE GREAT IGNEEL!"
Naruto looked at Igneel and said, "Well, that's lame! Then you aren't a real dragon!"
Igneel now glared at Naruto who looked at the dragon without fear, he just blinked and looked back at the dragon.
"So do you accept my offer?" Igneel asked Naruto after a moment of silence.
"Nah, I decline your offer, you overgrown lizard!" Naruto replied as he turned around and began walking away.
"WHY?" Igneel was shocked, was the blonde stupid?
"My goal isn't to... be a Dragon Slayer... my DREAM IS TO BE A HAREM KING, AND TO HAVE ALL SORTS OF BABES BE PART OF MY HAREM!" Igneel could see determination on the blonde's eyes, "I GOT BANISHED FROM THE HEAVENS BUT HERE ON EARTH I CAN LUST TO MY HEARTS CONTENT, MUAHAH!"
"... Uh, I suggest you keep that goal to yourself... you'll only scare the ladies!" Igneel advised the blonde.
"Yeah... whatever!" Naruto said with a shrug of his shoulders, "Now, Lizard, where can I find the hottest babes in this world?"
Igneel thought about it before he spoke, "Fairy Tail... my foster son's Natsu guild...:"
Naruto nodded and just began walking, "Thanks Lizard, see ya around!"
Igneel watched as the blonde walked away, and he couldn't help but think: That's one weird kid!
"WAIT – Do you even know where Fairy Tail is located?!"
Naruto stopped walking and he spoke, "All a man needs is the sensor in between their legs, it'll guide US to the busty babes!"
Igneel couldn't help but sweat-drop at hearing what the blonde said, but he couldn't help but smirk... the blonde was interesting!
Note: Yes, I know! Short chapter xD but yeah you get the point? Next chapter Naruto runs into some Fairy Tail babes! If you have any questions please ask, I will answer them next chapter, and I may post next chapter later today... or tomorrow.. so yeah!
Have Fun!
