The Cullen House when Bella isn't around
My Boring Life After reading a bunch of extremely humorous stories, my mind was telling me I have to write this, or I'm gonna spazz and do the funny dance. Also, I was inspired by musical-gerbil 3 Thank you.
I do not Twilight, if I did, this would be in the book.
Note New Moon Spoilers. If you don't care about Spoilers, like them, or have read New Moon, lucky you.
Disclaimer No, this amazing book is not wirtten by me. It's by Stephanie Meyers. Don't get me sued.
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"… This did not happen…" a voice mumbled, his eyebrow twitching uncontrollably. "ALICE!"
"Alice isn't here!" another voice replied, which was CLEARLY Alice's voice.
"ALICE! COME HERE RIGHT NOW OR I'M GAGGING YOU AND DRAGGING YOU HERE!!!"
"Jasper won't be happy about that."
"He's not here, and he'll never know."
"What if I tell him?"
"You'll be dead by then."
"But I'm already dead. And Emmett is here."
"He left, and he told me he'll be here before Jasper comes, and he'll probably be really pissed once he finds out what you did to his room and will probably take my side."
"It was an accident?"
"NO IT WASN'T NOW GET OVER HERE NOW!"
"Alright, alright." Alice mumbled, zipping beside me. Edward was fuming at the sight of his poor room, which had lipstick on the walls and my stack of CDs knocked down, and probably all broken or scratched which would define them as unusable.
"… Now Alice… WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU WERE DOING THIS!?" Edward roared looking at a seemingly unaffected Alice.
"Shouldn't you know this? So much for your mind-reading powers." Alice replied, scoffing.
"… JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION." Edward growled. He was ready to stab a knife into Alice, but it wouldn't do much.
"Ok… Umm…" Alice started, tapping her chin, staring aimlessly into the ceiling.
That was when the door cracked open.
"I'm back!" a voice boomed through the halls. It was clearly Emmett. Alice took this chance and hid behind Emmett.
"Huh, what's going on?" Emmett asked, confused as usual.
"Edward trashed your room." Alice said, and if you looked closely, you could've seen Alice's eyes sparkle.
"… EDWARD YOU WHAT?!" Emmett asked his voice full with anger.
"ALICE DID IT! LOOK!!!" Edward replied, and with sheer and pure anger, pushed Emmett into his room, which was in fact, trashed.
"Alice…" Emmett said darkly, turning to her. Alice gulped, fear chilling down her spine, but with luck, the door opened again.
"… Uh, yeah it's me Bella!" and of course it was Bella.
"I'm here too!" Called a voice from behind her, and was in fact, Jasper's.
"Bella!" Edward called, and of course, he wasn't going to let Bella see him like this. "Uh, Bella, let's go out today! Stay inside isn't good!" Edward suggested nervously, avoiding letting Bella see his room and probably fall for Alice's phony lies.
"JASPER!" Alice practically screamed, taking cover behind him. Jasper was merely dumbfounded, wondering what was going on.
"What happened?" Bella asked, dumbfounded like Jasper.
"Nothing!" Edward said, hushing up by changing the subject, and dragging Bella away. Bella, of course, tried to get the answer, but no avail yet. Alice pulled Jasper's arm along to rid her mind of fears and go to… The Mall. Poor Jasper, having to help Alice get clothes, not that she'll need them. Edward shot a glare at Alice before turning to Emmett.
Get her next time ma' brother? Emmett thought, letting Edward know. Edward nodded before trying the change the subject with Bella as they left.
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Crappy and short, I know. Need to see whether people would read this or not XD
