Well anyway, I was writing a Luffy in CP9 as a chief fanfic with a love triangle (which might remain in there forever, haha, I might decide). But apparently you guys wanted it to be a fem!LuffyxLucci. Well just your luck I've decided to make one dedicated to just that. In this one Luffy is an agent of CP9 and will be older than Ace (sorry guys if you wanted Ace to be the usual older sibling bond, It'll be too difficult for me in this plot). But i'll add some humor to it because of it! ^-^ Please bare with me guys!

Warnings!: fem!Luffy OOC-ness, older!Luffy, younger!Ace, change of events, spelling, grammer, and whatever else.

If you don't like, don't bother reading or even reviewing. It's a waste of time.


A black-haired girl sighed loudly, slamming her upper body down against bar counter. It was broad daylight and she was bored. A very bored Luffy was not a good Luffy. For once she didn't feel like eating and drinking up Blueno's stock and they had no customers.

"I'm boooored," she moaned out childishly, earning a sigh from the bull-like man who was busy cleaning some glasses... again.

Looking over at his bored partner he said, "Why don't run off and do something then? You don't have to be cooped up in here when we have no one here to serve."

"But Kalifa is busy with her stuff and Kaku and Lucci are too! There's no one to play with," Luffy groaned, rolling off the counter and landing heavily on hard floor.

"How about you fish?"

"YOSH!" Luffy's mood seemed to have changed a one-hundred-eighty degrees as she jumped up with golden sparkles shining around her. She bolted out of the room yelling, "I'll have us some fish, Cow-san!"

"... Don't cause trouble..."

Of course this line wasn't heard as the barmaid was far from the bar in her excitement in fishing.

Her obsession with fishing was a passion of hers since she was small, when she lived with her younger brothers back then. They would often go to Fuusha Village, where her younger brother, Ace, and herself were raised part time at. Makino, the barmaid there, often spoke of womanly things to the growing Luffy. Makino often spoke of Romance, a passing passion in all females and males that ran their life. Luffy had asked her ji-san what 'Romance' was. He said it was the thrill of a manly adventure. The small girl then had asked Dandan, the bandit woman in the hills who was more of a motherly figure to Luffy and her brothers. The tough woman simply said it was something that brought thrill to life and was some fun adventure of sort. Then she asked the mayor, Woop Slap, what Romance was. His reaction was the most hillarious and strange to Luffy. He went all red and said to ask Makino about it and ran off saying something about a growing Luffy was dangerous business from now on. Luffy didn't even bother asking her younger brothers, Ace and Sabo, for they probably didn't know if she didn't know. Right?

She hoped so.

So fore, when Luffy went fishing she found it adventurous due to the big, exciting fishes she would catch and the fighting for her life in order to kill 'em and eat 'em.

There fore, Fishing was the ultimate romance.

"Fishing, fish, fish, Fishing fish, fish~!" Luffy sang she skipped past people who were working or walking.

Coming to a walking pace, Luffy hummed her usual song about the seas. An echoing flap of wings that couldn't be heard by the normal ear rang in her ear. Coming to a halt, Luffy looked to the side and saw Kaku, Kalifa and Lucci in an ally looking over at her. The black-haired girl wasn't sure whether to go off walking or walk over to them and see what was up. Blinking once, then giving another blink, she turned her head straight and continued on walking happily.

The decision had been quick. She was interested on seeing why they weren't with Iceberg like they were suppose to be but if Luffy got involved with those three she was sure they would want her to do something of sort. It was only logical not to bother with them as it would mean she wouldn't be able to fish.

But, alas, they wouldn't let her get away that easily as a large hand had grabbed the back of her shirt and yanked her into the ally way.

"Where are you going?"

Large brown eyes looked up into dark eyes and simply said, "Fishing."

Rob Lucci, the sadistic and strongest out of them. Her easily towered over her, his muscles were evident and he hardly ever smiled cheerfully. Anytime he did smile, it was usually had some dark twist to it. He was dressed in his usual clothes of working in the Galley La Company, and his loyal pigeon, Hattori, rested on his shoulder. He was usually her sparring partner, and every now and then she'd win, but most of the time he won.

The nosed man grinned from beside Lucci. "You have free time to go fishing? Lucky!" Kaku, a more friendly person of the CP9 agents and was more of a peace maker as well. He was ranked third, after Luffy, in being strong. Perhaps they just wanted to talk?

Still trying to get out of Lucci's steel grip, Luffy said, "Well we have no customers and I was bored, Cow said I could go fishing!"

Elegantly, Kalifa slight adjusted her glasses. The fine woman was the oldest female and wasn't the strongest but could be one of the smarter ones, defiantly out ranking Luffy by a long shot. Kalifa usually had to deal with Luffy's simple mindness and enjoyed dressing up a very much reluctant Luffy anytime every time the woman gt the chance to dress up the said younger female. "Luffy, we have a small favor."

All hopes of this being just a small talk or small updates on the five-year long mission crashed down upon her. She had to work now. But it was better than being bored... Luffy looked at Kalifa with large puppy eyes and whined, "But I don't wanna do anythin'!"

"It's for the mission," Kalifa said calmly to the resisting Luffy.

"If it involves me getting dressed up or getting married, NO," Luffy growled, now pushing at Lucci who still had his grip on her.

Kaku grinned slightly, rubbing the back of his head. "Well... it's kinda along those lines..."

"Then no!" Then she noticed her sparring partner's expression. "Why do you look so pissed off, pigeon guy?"

The glare intensified on her. Kaku chuckled saying, "He's just jealous and doesn't want you to do the plan."

"YAY! Thank you for siding with me, Lucci!" Luffy cheered, hugging the angry man. "Two against two! We win since we're stronger than you guys!" Luffy stuck out her tongue at the other two CP9 agents.

Kalifa sighed in defeat, shaking her head at the two. Lucci looked rather satisfied with Luffy clinging to him and Luffy was beaming brightly. "At least hear the plan, Luffy."

"Don't wanna!"

But the older woman ignored the younger's answer. "We wanted you to get closer to Iceberg-san in a lover-like relationship with him and he would eventually come to the point of faithfully trusting you with anything, allowing yourself to search through any of his belongings or getting the plans from him."

"Lover-like," Luffy asked, looking extremely confused.

Kalifa face-palmed while Kaku laughed cheerfully and Lucci smirked dangerously. "You know, kissing and a post-marriage relationship of sort," the woman tried to explain to the dense member.

"Are kisses tasty," Luffy asked, curious now about them.

By now, the longed nosed man was crying with tears as he was doubled over with laughter, clutching his stomach. Lucci's eyes we re glinting just as dangerous as his scary smile. His face was shadowed, giving a look towards Kalifa daring her to answer and cause Luffy to rethink of possibly doing the mission. Kalifa sweat-dropped at the reactions and felt uneasy under Lucci's darkening glare. "D-deprends, Luffy, on the person."

Tilting her head to the side, Luffy grinned. "So are Iceburg's kisses tasty?"

"HOW WOULD I KNOW!"

"Shihihi," Luffy giggled, still hugging the Neko Mi user. "I'm still not doing the mission! I don't wanna get married!"

"You wouldn't be getting married by a long shot," Kalifa nearly yelled. Sighing, and once again shaking her head, she said in a calm tone, "Even if you are not coming, "Please at least come by with some of your catch. Iceburg-san rather likes eating it."

And once again now trying to get out of Lucci's grip for the chance to go fishing, Luffy exclaimed, "Can I go now? I wasted hours of fishing!"

Kaku chuckled, "You missed only twenty minutes or so."

"It's still the same!"


After finally being released, and gone fishing, Luffy made her way back to Blueno's bar with her large catch. Sadly, she couldn't take any sea kings or the much to large fish for they wouldn't be able to fit through the streets, she remained happy as the fish were some feet bigger than herself and she had at least fifty of them in the large bag she carried on her head. At least ten of these big fishies were going to end up in her seemingly bottomless stomach.

Luffy was already drooling as she neared the bar. Running to it and ignoring the usual stares at her large catch that the people couldn't get use to for the five years she spent there. "COW-SAN! I got us some fish!"

Blueno exited the bar entrance along with a blonde, Paulie, Lucci, Kaku and Kalifa, and a blue haired man, Iceberg. Apparently, it seemed like instead of herself going to the enormous workshop to deliver some tasty fish, they came to the bar instead. Luffy grinned and came to s stop in front of Blueno. "What'cha want me to do with them?"

The bull-like man sweat dropped at the bag on Luffy's head she was holding with great balance. "We'll start cooking them now since it the whole thing won't fit in the freezer..."

"Okay!" Luffy dumped the bag on the man, catching Kaku and Paulie in the process. "Be careful with the sharp nosed one! He stabbed a few of the fishes!" With that, Luffy skipped into the bar, followed by Kalifa who was saying she wouldn't to dress Luffy up.

Of course that didn't end up well as Luffy was seen running from the bar with Kalifa hot on her trail.

The next time the two were seen were an hour later. The first was Luffy who immediately glued herself to Kaku, hiding behind his back as Kalifa came storming in with a pretty green dress in her right hand and a brush and make-up kit in her left. The usual happened soon after with Paulie siding with Luffy about the dress, yelling that it was too short and Luffy's rolled up pants to her knees were good enough. He soon yelled at Kalifa for wearing a much too short skirt. A fight ignited between the blonde and Lucci and Luffy, of course, joined in saying it looked really fun.

Laughter and yells could be heard outside the bar as the moon dominated the sky and darkness swept the blue away.


Morning time was normal. Luffy slept in, as usual, while as Blueno was up and running. He tolerated Luffy's habit and didn't mind doing much of the work. It was rather relaxing in the morning while as at night it was chaotic. He was just finishing cleaning the remaining dishes of last night's 'party' when Luffy came down yawning and eager to eat.

When Luffy finally finished her food, she decided to bring the others at Galley La Company. As she walked, she heard a male's voice that brought a distant memory back the face of a younger brother. His peach skin, freckles and dark eyes. Black hair to the chin waving in the breeze that hit them as a younger Luffy looked out at sea as they silently cried together of their loss of another family member. Then smiling when Ace promised to get stronger to protect his loved ones and not lose anyone ever again like that.

Startled at the flashback that came, she looked around for something that was related to Ace. Anyone that could be Ace. Seeing no one but hearing a female's voice arguing with someone about money, Luffy looked away and continued forward in slight disappointment.

She shouldn't be getting her hopes that high up. This was her life now. A part of CP9, an assassin part of a Ciper Pol that shouldn't exist but must in the name of 'Dark Justice'. She shouldn't exist. Even if she did see her younger and only left alive brother, what would she say? That she was allowed to kill innocent civilians in the name of justice? What was she thinking now? She was part of the World Government, he was no doubt a pirate now. They hadn't seen on another in seven years. Luffy was twenty now, he was seventeen now with nakama and living out his dream. While as Luffy was rotting away an hope of dreaming and slowly beginning to gain regrets to live with.

An hour later, after helping some green haired pirate named Zoro and getting lost with him until finally getting to where he wanted to go and then getting herself lost for unknown reasons even to herself, she walked into Galley La Company. She saw Kalifa, Paulie, Kaku and Lucci with Iceberg, conversing with no-doubt pirates.

One of the pirates, a female, had vivid orange hair wearing a blue button down short sleeve and white skirt -no doubt Paulie was upset over it-, a boy with a long nose- that Luffy almost thought was a twin of Kaku's- and black hair. Another was in his late teens, his back facing her and talking to Iceberg. He wore an open yellow short sleeve button down shirt, dark shorts that went to his knees and sandals. A laid back pirate, the type Luffy approved of and thought were cool since they screamed adventure and all about having fun and relaxing. An orange cowboy hat sat upon his short black hair that went his chin.

Brown eyes widened as she noted the posture he was in, the air about him and closer inspection of his hat as she neared them. She knew this feeling. She knew the voice that she could hear speaking with Iceberg. She knew that hat resting upon his head so well. He was here. Here on Water 7. what were the odds of them seeing each other so soon?

Luffy knew he had a bounty on his head, but this... this was him. Her baby brother!

The large paper brown bag within her arms dropped as her arms went limp in disbelief. Her own bright brown eyes widened as the memory of Ace came back to her of a promise that was small yet big and part of their unique promise to one another rang through out her head.


"I promise you, Luffy! I promise to gain the most freedom on the seas so you can have freedom! I'll defiantly see you again! I'LL DEFIANTLY BECOME PIRATE KING!"


"A-Ace..."

"L-luffy?"


Thank you for reading!

FYI: Maho chapter is a WIP, barely starting. Princess to Pirate to King is kinda on hold due to a problem with plot, please forgive me! Hopefully I'll have it updated before the end of the month. Decipher Ch2 is a WIP. My other fanfics, excluding Bad Apple!, are on hold...

Maho might have a few more chapters to it then I'll have it as complete and do a sequel to it. ^-^ As in few I mean 2-4 chapters. Possibly.

I know I'm posting some new fanfics and you guys are frustrated about me not doing the other ones and continuing them, but hey- I thought it would be nice to post this!