Beached Whale
Rusty: A puppy German Shepherd.
(Link was in his room washing Rusty's toys in a sink installed for him, but he can easily push it back into the wall when he was done. Rusty was chilling on Link's bed, his tail swishes left to right. Link sighs then turns off the water.)
Link: (Quickly) Rusty we need to talk.
(Rusty turns his head to Link, his ears perk up and his tale stops moving.)
Link: (Frustrated.) Don't look at me lake that. Don't look at me like you didn't know I've been in here doing thing.
(Rusty gives no emotion.)
Link: (Raises pitch slightly) Oh what you shocked? You shocked that I'm finally standing up for what's right? The fact that I'm here cleaning your toys and you're sitting on my bed doing nothing. (Goes back to normal pitch.) You're a spoiled rat.
(Rusty yawns.)
Link: (Angry) When you wake up who puts the food in tour bowl? Who washes the bowl that I put your food in? Who gives you water? What if I just took all that stuff away? How do you think your ancestors survived? Huh? In the prehistoric days, how do you think the dogs made it? They went out, in the woods, found something, killed it then ate it. You know what I do? I go to PetCity. I buy you a bag of dog food. I put it in your bowl, and you sit there and lie down and eat it like a beached whale. (Rusty stares at him.) You're a disgrace to the canine humanity, you know that?
(Link sighs and continues washing dishes.)
Link: (Looks up) Oh what? So you drag down the blanket to the floor and hide under it? And the problem just goes away. Is that what you think? You hide under the blanket and the problem just goes away.
(Rusty rolls playfully under the blanket growling softly.)
Link: (Irritated goes back to washing.) Right, perfect. Of course it is.
Course it is. Everything's fine. Problem's, problem's solved. You think everything's good.
(Link sighs heavily while Rusty continues playing under the blanket. He scrubs a rubber bone faster. He rinses it then flung it towards Rusty. It bounced off the bed then hit the wall to the floor making Rusty run out barking.)
A/n: Hope you enjoyed.
P.S: No animals were harmed in the making of this story.
