Niji-AHA! My first D.gray-Man story...and its only 249 words...What ever...GO LAVI NINJA-NESS-ESS-ESS

DISCLAIMER: UNFORTUNATLY I AM NOT THE GODLY HOSHINO KATSURA. ALSO UNFORTUNATLY...I'M NOT A NINJA.

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Lavi had decidecd long ago that he had wanted to be a Bookman, but, now that he thought about, as he sat in the cafeteria, mulling this over during breakfast, He didn't really.

He was talking to Allen, not really paying much attention to what he was saying, "...And it will identify you as a ninja-EXCORSIST! I said excorsist."

At this moment Kanda was walking by on his way to get his morning soba.

"YUU-CHAN! You should be a ninja," Lavi squealed.

"Don't call me by my fi- Why should I be a ninja?" Kanda was now very confused. Even more so than normal, as God knows Kanda is usually confused about things. Includings his feeling for Allen (Authoress gets slapped Kanda.) Which are non-existent. (CoughBullshitCough)

"Because Ninja's are awesome."

"So you be a ninja." Kanda now walked away. He'd lost his appetite (because hes in love of course. Authoress gets slapped again "Stop it or I'll cut you with mugen")

"Fine I will. Hey Bookman!" Lavi yelled to the short, wrinkly old guy across the room. (Authoress gets kicked in head...Ok...Would you guys stop hitting me)

"Yes"

"I quit"

"You can't."

"Fuck." And that was the day that Lavi's aspiration to become a ninja were squashed. It was also the day that Allen and Kanda realized their feelings for each other. ("AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" runs away from Kanda and pointy object. Allen, "Uhm...Thats actually true for me...blush)