heyya, this was a piss take and an act of boredom between my friends on kik enjoy.

Sasori stood naked in the door way with a boner Looking at Deidara masturbating, deidara noticed sasori,
"hey brat what u doing?" Asked Sasori
Deidara hid under his bed sheets
"what the fuck sasori-danna" he shouted
"masturbating is see" sasori asked while face palming he grabbed the camera and took a picture of Deidara, deidara squeaked like a girl desperately trying to hide "sasori-danna" deidara noticed sasoris boner and smirked sasori ignored Deidara and posted the picture on instagram"thats now on instagram" deidara face palmed then leaned over grabbing sasoris DICK (lol) "what is this then?" Deidara laughed "nothing" said Sasori casually deidara grinned and pulled sasori down on him "I don't believe u danna" deidara said "what do u want?" Asked Sasori with a blank expression "what does your boner want, un?" Deidara questioned, just then itachi walked in sasori looked over at itachi who was naked aswell "this just got awkward" sasori said who was very embarrassed "wanna join, un?" Asked deidara itachi smirked sasori was in deep thought, "oh shit" deidara laughed "how do u mean join?" Itachi questioned "3 some?" Deidara grinned, sasoris eyes widened "oh hell no!" He shouted itachi laughed "that would be awesome"
"why not danna?" Deidara pouted, sasori on the other hand was not amused, deidara stared down at sasori before looking at itachi "no thanks I dont think sasori wants too" itachi started to walk away "ITACHI!" deidara whined changing his position so he was on his hands and knees "please you two" he begged seductively sasori closed his eyes "I anit falling for that again" deidara begged some more full of lustfulness "please?"
Itachi sighed "yeah..." Then backed away, sasori was ignoring everyone "maybe next time" itachi said deidara got up and walked out the room "TOBI WHERE U AT?" He yelled leaving itachi and sasori behind "WANNA FUCK?"
The end cx