We don't own anything especially not from POTC and sadly we don't own Switzerland either
Switzerland, the mountains, the rushing river... the geography teachers?? Toni thought that a chance to Switzerland would be the opportunity of a lifetime but it was the general geography studying that was getting her down. Mr Cotton had once again felt another geography moment coming on. This meant that Toni had to sit there on the side of a rather steep drop for half an hour under the extreme heat of the sun whilst he talked about glaciers. Looking around Toni wondered how in the world a glacier would survive in this heat but hey. She rolled her eyes at her best friend Jen who's pretty much thinking the same thing. Right, well finally Mr Cotton had stopped whittering on and Toni was movin' out. Well actually no, Toni wasn't going anywhere. Having walked 10 miles the day before as well as 3 miles today, Toni found to her embarrassment that her joints were stiff and her legs wouldn't hold her up anymore. Not that she blamed them of course but still.... Therefore she promptly sat back down again with a slight oof. Having left civilisation a while back Toni thought that an ice cream would be nice right about now. But no such luck, she was stuck with some very uninteresting strange geography teachers and no ice cream. Jen helped her up with a grin and Toni rose to her feet, scowling good naturedly and they were on her way again. Mrs Smith then started to jump up and down excitedly, she had spotted a waterfall. Toni sighed; it was after all the sixth one in an hour.
She left Mrs Smith, who had become quite excited at the sight of a flower (personally Toni was quite worried that she might faint with excitement) and followed after Mr Cotton. As Toni rounded the corner, she was hit with the spectacular sight of a gorge and it was quite impressive. It had steep sides and the river rumbled through it, away into the valley. Mr Cotton strode in and Toni trudged in after him. She was slightly worried at the instability of the bridge but as Mr Cotton was striding ahead confidently, she followed. The red warning sign stopped her for a moment, however it was written in German and after three years of doing German Toni had no idea what it said. As Mr Cotton stepped onto the rotten wood it creaked threateningly. Toni strode on regardless, the wood snaps and she freefell, Jen screaming wordlessly as Toni plummeted into the rapids.
Some time later....
The voices above Toni were somewhat familiar although somewhat hazy. Then the faces suddenly come into focus. 'Mary Mother of God's' Gibbs turned to Anamaria. Whoa what on earth are they doing here? Toni was sure that pirates in Switzerland weren't very common; there was no sea for one. However as Toni began to rub her head on Gibbs had more to say. 'This is your fault, tis bad luck to bring a woman aboard.' Anamaria shot him a killer look and Toni couldn't really blame her he's obviously been on about this topic for some time. Well Toni thought if Gibbs and Anamaria are here then.... Toni recognised the trinkets of beads and there is the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow however he hasn't said anything much yet.
Now Toni's mind began to backtrack. She remembered plummeting to her death into the rapids however now she realised that she was on an infamous pirate ship. 'Amazing' Toni thought 'That was some very quick reincarnation process or by some freak miracle I have ended up on the sea of a totally fictional world.' Toni looked down and realised that someone had a very sick sense of humour. It appeared (cough) that Toni's consciousness was in Will Turner's body, Toni's mind screamed in protest 'Oh Jesus no!' closed down and so came the darkness that Toni welcomed with open arms.
