OK, I do not own Naruto, the gods, or nature, or the rights to any form of technology.

Anyway, hope you enjoy, more info on my stories are at the bottom.

Let the mayhem begin.

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Underline= god talk

Italic= animal talk

Bold= demon talk

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Naruto woke up, and saw a man reaching for him.

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Naruto: age five, last of the uzumaki and Namikaze. Host of the Kyubbi no kitsune.

And….

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The man reached down to him, and grabbed him. "Shut up kid, you coming with me."

Naruto bit the man's hand, and kicked him in the…ah…manly area. He heard a few thumps, like as though things were falling down.

The man fell to the ground and held his hurting appendage; naruto got up, and started to do seals. He did notice a few scrolls on the ground.

He did substitution and traded spots with a wooden carving of himself it was painted and all, it was pointing a middle finger up, at the man for good measure.

Naruto was in his closet, and got a kunia that a villager once left in the poor boy one day, the man, 'tripped' and was too drunk to take him to the hospital. Bullshit.

Naruto waited for the man to look around the room, and when he looked in the closet, he already had the designed background cloth up, hiding him. It looked just like the closet, so much that he turned his back on him, and did not close the door.

Naruto snuck out of the closet, and stabbed the man in between the shoulder blades, a favorite spot with the villagers he found out many times.

The man gasped, and fell down. Naruto took his wallet, and only took the money, not the cards, then put the wallet back.

He grabbed the scrolls he found, and put chakra into them like he saw the hokage do with sealing scrolls in one or two visits that they had.

Children were in the scrolls. A lot of children, from almost every clan, and some that weren't.

He found that they were tagged, and had a seal on them.

He could do nothing about the seal, but he read the tag and saw the kids names.

Hyuuga, Uchiha, Sarutobi, Inuzaka, Nara, Akamichi, Yamanaka, Aburame, Mitarashi, Hatake, and a few orphans, some were not even from konoha, the ass must have collected them, then brought them here. They were knocked out, he checked to see if they were alive, they were. They just were sleeping a deep sleep.

He called the hokage, and told him to get over here immediately, and that there was an attack.

He hung up, and continued to search the body. He found more scrolls, and he unsealed them. Animals.

I let them be. They did not attack each other, and they were infants, young little things.

They seemed very grateful to naruto for unsealing them.

Little did he know, the seal he unsealed them from was training them mentally for combat, and, like a hatchling, would follow the first person it see's after getting out.

So they were his, period.

He unsealed some more, and more animals, and bugs. They were many different kinds, and they were wonderful, that is till they entered him.

"Ahh…AURRRGGG….AHAHURRGGG, Muph….AHHHHHH! AHHH, Ahhhuummaha…shhttttt oh god! That was painful." He looked at the kids, and saw that they still were asleep, and the animals started to come over to him.

He heard voices in his head all of a sudden.

"We are thirteen different kinds of insects, working together because you are our king. We have agreed to that. Give us your first order."

"Ah…scout the area, then report back to me, and teach me about you guys, and ahh, tell me what you guys just did to me?"

Ants, bettles, and a wasp painlessly left his body through his shoulder.

"Woah."

"We entered your body because you are our host, our king. It was the proper thing to do."

"What are you guys? I mean what kinds of insects do I have inside of me?"

"Wasp, Bettles, Ants, Mantise, Misquitos, Fleas, Grasshopper, Centiped, Fireflys, Dragonflys, Butterflys, and Turmits, and a thirtieth, I am it. I am a soul of a demon warrior bug; I am the last of my kind. Anyway, we each have different abilities, but each can steal chakra and give it to you."

"I would love to talk, can we continue this talk later? The other animals are surrounding me."

Naruto pet the wolf cubs that lay down on his lap.

He looked, and saw that none of them were old, just kids, barely old enough to live with out there mothers.

He glared at the dead body still bleeding from his back.

He saw that even though some the animals must be natural enemies toward each other, that they were all being rather peaceable.

He got up, a wolf whined, and he talked. "Can you all understand me?"

They nodded, and naruto grinned.

"I am a ninja in training, and I know some ninja have animals as partners, you all want to be mine? I would have to share you with the bugs that just bonded with me. Also being with a ninja means that you might die a poor death and get eaten."

The animals nodded, and the hokage entered.

"Dear lord, NARUTO, you open the scrolls he had! Arrggg, so much money wasted!" he yelled in clear shock.

"Ya, so?"

Saratobi rubbed the bridge of his nose. "They could be very dangerous, tell me what happened."

Naruto begin with the kidnapper, and what he told him. He did not tell him about stealing the money, but did tell him about the bugs and animals agreeing to be his.

The hokage had ANUB take the kids, and the body.

But the hokage left them saying that naruto should take them to a shelter, and that if any of the animals died, that naruto would be forced to bury them appropriately alone, neither help nor pity from others. He was now going to triple the money he would get now that he was caring for animals.

The hokage left, and naruto looked at them all.

"I assume that none of you need milk, but real food."

The animils nodded, some looking at each other.

"NO, You're NEVER to eat each other! We are a team now, family, a pack, flock, whatever you want to call it."

Naruto saw them look at the ground, and naruto went to the refrigerator, and pulled out the meat he stole from the butcher that tried to kill him….before he ever thought of stealing.

He gave it to the animals that accepted it. There was not a lot, but they managed to get one serving for each from it. He could get more later.

He started to fill every bowl he with water and he told the ones that wanted grassed, to feel free to the small garden outside that he made, but to not take any roots out.

They nodded, and went outside. The birds followed, walking because they could not fly.

He assumed that they would get bugs and stuff. He saw one bird come back with a small mouse. An eagle. Cool.

Naruto goes back to bed, and dreams a beautiful nightmare.

The hokage leaves, and then smokes his pipe all the way home.

Saratobi summoned the ANUB when he got home. He stared at the two ANUB that were there.

He started with a simple question. "Where is the ANUB that was guarding Naruto?"

"We are short handed sir, not too many ninja want to go higher then chunin, less danger. According to your personal advisors, the council agrees that the ANUB should be doing more important things."

"Did it have my hokage seal?"

"Yes sir."

"I did not do that ANUB. From now on I need everything to be vocal if it involves Naruto, do not rely on my seal for anything involving him. Understood? I want you to tell every ANUB in the force. GO!"

The hokage stared out side from the window, and he prayed to god for forgivness of his sins, and the ones he still had to do for the greater good.

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Narutos dream.

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Naruto was full grown, in a room with ten walls. Five of the walls of this place showed Nature pictures.

One held pictures of demons, of every kind, one held summon that were only animal or insect. The next showed Mystical Creatures, like the dragon, or griffin. The next held the elementals, espers, guardians, sprits, titans, and the legendary wills, the last held armies of animals; they were armored, and rather large, but not huge like the summons. He looked behind him, and saw on the five other walls odd sights, He recognized most of them. The first held Mecha's and robots, the next held vehicles, the next held humans that were faded, the next held Items, the last held blood, a little robot, and a spiral.

He looked around, and saw the room was cut in half, his pillar being the only one to have both designs.

He was sitting on a pillar, which was medal on one side, and stone on the other.

He was surrounded by more pillars, toward the pictures of nature were pillars of stone, the pillars toward the pictures of technology were pillars of medal.

The ceiling was odd, half and half like the pillars.

Toward nature it was a light show, it was moving like the wind, shimmered like the water, was as bright as lightning, felt like it could lift you or crush you, and gave heat like fire. It held a moon with the ying/yang symbol on it.

The half of the ceiling for technology showed outer space, like it was night time. He saw the strings of time, things flying all over, fireworks, and a sun, in an eclipse.

He looked back at nature, and saw the pillars had stuff on them. Some held a statue of a different animal, or five bugs, and there were millions of pillars, so millions of animals and insects. The whole of life in here.

He looked at the pillars of metal, and he saw a different robot, a different item, something, like it was an achievement of some kind.

He looked down, and saw smooth, colorful, objects, like for decoration. He looked back at the bottom of the other side, and saw plants growing everywhere of every type.

They were polar opposites.

He yelled out. "Hello!"

He then saw two people, they were on his pillar. One was a beautiful woman, which looked like she belonged in a photo shoot. The other was a hard looking man, who had fire in his eyes.

The man spoke up. "I am the representative of all of mans achievements, I am technologies finest master. I am Hephaestus the god of technology, blacksmiths, craftsmen, artisans, sculptors, metals, metallurgy. More or even more all of mans ability to create."

The woman spoke up. "I am mother nature, goddess healing, nature, and the elements."

Naruto, still thinking this was just a dream, spoke up. "Ok, I have to be dreaming, I never even heard of you two….so why do two gods want with little humble me?"

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Ok, this is Naruto, natures blessing challenge response.

The one that issued the challenge is the master of challenges, challenger.

I will update all of my stories (But this one) hopefully by the end of the week.

Farewell good readers and reviewers. (Hint-hint.)