hi people of fanfiction! this is the first story I will upload and will undoubtedly ignore some of the many characters I have here. eventualy I will get some proper stories up but until then I will stick with something I have never found in all my time browsing: percy's mythology recall books. once I complete this I plan on following it up with 'percy Jackson and the greek heros"
until then have fun reading!
It was the meeting of the summer solstice when There was a flash of light in the throne room, prompting the 14 olympians present to reach for their symbols of power in caution. When the light died down they relaxed again, recognising each face. Thalia, Jason and nico lay in an unceremonious heap on the ground; Hazel and frank looked around confused, seeming to be in mid stride; leo was asleep while snuggling with a jack hammer while piper stood over him, quite disturbed. Also present were a number of heroes of old: perceus, phyche, phaethon, otrera, Daedalus, thesusus, atlanta, Bellerophon, cyrene, orphyus, heracles and Jason, all standing around confused(as were the gods, as most of them were supposed to be dead).
Finally their gaze rested on the couple that had yet to register their appearance. Annabeth was straddling a shirtless percy, who she was kissing hungrily. Percy was propping himself up with his hands behind him, while Annabeth had one hand behind his head and another creaping below the waist band of his pants(AN: as in boxers, not trousers, cos I'm english).
Just as this was happening a book with a note attached to it appeared above them, bouncing off annabeth's head and then percy's before hitting the ground. Their heads swivelled around before you could say whiplash, catching the lustful looks and blushes the pair was. Whenn their gaze rested on anthena Annabeth looked like a kid with their hand stuck in the cookie jar, and percy looked about ready to pass out. The pair scrambled apart from each other, trying (and failing) to act innocent. The wise owl lady glared at the son of posidon, while barnacle breath tested his own 'ill kill you later' stare on his, daughter in law to be. Artemis and thalia just looked affronted by the both of them.
To clear the awquard air zeus decided to find some answers, "DEMIGODS! I demand to know how and why you are intruding on the Olympian council!" then, as an after thought, "and put a shirt on nephew!" earning him a few sniggers from the collected halfbloods.
It was thalia who spoke up first, "I would have thought we were summoned father? Other than that I don't know how we could have gotten here." After saying this she left the gods musing, while Annabeth decided to distract herself from Poseidon with the book that hit her on the head.
She found a note attached to the front of the book and announced it to the gods, who then asked her to read it out, so she did:
"hellooo gods and demigods! This is a book written by our favourite demigod, percy Jackson, about you guys and your ancient escapades.
I have brought you all together to read this book and stopped time surrounding your throne room with the help of Chronos in the hopes that it will fuck percy over.
Lots of Love: tartarus
PS: this is for bursting most of my cardio vascular arteries you asshole!"
There was a moment of silence before posidon let out a hearty chuckle, "well this will be interesting wont it!" he cried, directing it at his son, who chuckled nervously.
With that, Athena decided to read out the title and first chapter of the book, before snorting in amusement as she flicked through the context page, before deciding to keep it quiet for now.
Finally she started to read, "INTRODUCTION
A publisher in New York asked me to write down what I know about the Greek gods, and I was like, "Can we do this anonymously? Because I don't need the Olympians mad at me again." But if it helps you to know your Greek gods, and survive an encounter with them if they ever show up in your face, then I guess writing all this down will be my good deed for the week.
"good deed for the week?" nico asked.
"yeah, I was hoping if I do enough I might finally catch a break" percy replied, before gestureing at the book in athena's hands, "but obviously it didn't work"
That earnt him a gasp from thalia, "ooh gods, he's using long-ish words! It's a miracle! The good deeds did do something for you after all" she said, earning a number of laughs.
If you don't know me, my name is Percy Jackson.
"don't be ridiculous perry" guess who?
I'm a modern-day demigod—a half-god, half-mortal son of Poseidon—but I'm not going to say much about myself. My story has already been written down in some books that are total fiction (wink, wink) and I am just a character from the story (cough—yeah, right—cough). Just go easy on me while I'm telling you about the gods, all right? There's like forty bajillion different ("That's not a real number!) versions of the myths, so don't be all 'Well, I heard it a different way, so you're WRONG!' I'm going to tell you the versions that make the most sense to me.
"and then went on to live out"
I promise I didn't make any of this up. I got all these stories straight from the Ancient Greek and Roman dudes who wrote them down in the first place. Believe me, I couldn't make up stuff this weird. So here we go. First I'll tell you how the world got made. Then I'll run down a list of gods and give you my two cents about each of them. I just hope I don't make them so mad they incinerate me before I— AGGHHHHHHHHH!
Every head in the room darted towards percy here, most gods glearing, while he chucled nervously. Hes been doing that a lot recently hasn't he.
Just kidding. Still here. Anyway, I'll start with the Greek story of creation, which by the way, is seriously messed up. Wear your safety glasses and your raincoat. There will be blood.
"well that was a short chapter." Athena announced, "who wants to read next?"
