Retarded Cow
And so alucard stepped out of the room.
What was in the room you ask, well here i'll tell you as the narator, Seras Victoria.
"Once upon a time in the Hellsing mansion, Alucard the vampire of the mansion, well except Seras, had to go. Alucard ran around, and around but couldn't find a free bathroom. He searched through the place over and over. Eventually he decided to do things the hard way. He searched through the hellsing mansion for, as we all know Integra. He searched and searched, even though he had to go badly. He finally found her and asked, "may i use your bathroom." Integra looked at Alucard weird, never knowing till that moment that Alucard ever went to the bathroom, in the end integra said yes. And so concludes our story of And So Alucard Stepped Out of The Room."
"Seras," Alucard said glaring at Seras, "they didn't need to hear that story."
"Yes they did they need to know the truth about you," smiled Seras slowly heading for her gun, "especially the fan girls."
Alucard glared at Seras, then walked away.
