Stefan, Damon, and Edward Conversation.

Edward: oh hey guys!

Stefan: hello, my dear friend Edward *bows*

Damon: *rolls eyes* 'sup?

Edward: I haven't seen you gu-

Damon: Let's just cut to the chase, what do you want?

Stefan: I'm sorry for my brother's rudeness, what he's trying to say is. How are you?

Damon: *glares at Stefan*

Edward: I just came by to visit.

Stefan: We're really glad you came by.

Damon: I'm not.

Edward: *ignores Damon* I heard you finally moved on from Katherine.

Stefan: *stiffens* well…

Damon: Actually his girl, is mine now. *smirks*

Stefan: *glares at Damon*

Damon: I heard you got laid with a human girl.

Edward: She's not human now.

Damon: Why can't have sex with her in her 'fragile' body? *evil smile*

Edward: How about you? Do you even have sex with her.

Damon: *rolls eyes* we do it all the time.

Stefan: *walks away*

Damon: Drama queen.

Edward: He's still in love with her? What's her name by the way?

Damon: Elena, and yours? BTW?

Edward: *looks at him confused*

Damon: B-T-W. by the way. Duhh? What world do you live in?

Edward: ohhh… her name is Bella, beautiful isn't it?

Damon: ugghhh…. You're disgusting.

Edward: *glares* and Elena is a nice name.

Damon: Wait till you see her, she's just not nice, she's… sexy, like me.

Edward: You're just like Rosalie.

Damon: I haven't seen that chick in a long time.

Edward: *mumbles* too full of their self.

Damon: So how does Bella taste like?

Edward: *stiffens*

Damon: *stands up* You're just like my brother, irritating squirrels and things with feathers. Yuck! *walks away*


I'll put other conversations hehe. I love doing this :D and review for ideas you have ;)