Stefan, Damon, and Edward Conversation.
Edward: oh hey guys!
Stefan: hello, my dear friend Edward *bows*
Damon: *rolls eyes* 'sup?
Edward: I haven't seen you gu-
Damon: Let's just cut to the chase, what do you want?
Stefan: I'm sorry for my brother's rudeness, what he's trying to say is. How are you?
Damon: *glares at Stefan*
Edward: I just came by to visit.
Stefan: We're really glad you came by.
Damon: I'm not.
Edward: *ignores Damon* I heard you finally moved on from Katherine.
Stefan: *stiffens* well…
Damon: Actually his girl, is mine now. *smirks*
Stefan: *glares at Damon*
Damon: I heard you got laid with a human girl.
Edward: She's not human now.
Damon: Why can't have sex with her in her 'fragile' body? *evil smile*
Edward: How about you? Do you even have sex with her.
Damon: *rolls eyes* we do it all the time.
Stefan: *walks away*
Damon: Drama queen.
Edward: He's still in love with her? What's her name by the way?
Damon: Elena, and yours? BTW?
Edward: *looks at him confused*
Damon: B-T-W. by the way. Duhh? What world do you live in?
Edward: ohhh… her name is Bella, beautiful isn't it?
Damon: ugghhh…. You're disgusting.
Edward: *glares* and Elena is a nice name.
Damon: Wait till you see her, she's just not nice, she's… sexy, like me.
Edward: You're just like Rosalie.
Damon: I haven't seen that chick in a long time.
Edward: *mumbles* too full of their self.
Damon: So how does Bella taste like?
Edward: *stiffens*
Damon: *stands up* You're just like my brother, irritating squirrels and things with feathers. Yuck! *walks away*
I'll put other conversations hehe. I love doing this :D and review for ideas you have ;)
