(A/N: Hello minna! This is a drabble for |Share a KHR FFn| And I have no idea what is a drabble -_- so, here goes nothing...)
Situation: Squalo returned with a failed mission. And just his luck, Xanxus ran out of tequila and Lussuria accidentally burned the boss' steak. How will he survive that one, dreadful day?
Warnings: It's extremely short? -_-
~+*Start*+~
"VVOOIII!"
A soaking white-haired male entered the room. From the looks of it, something bad might have happened to him.
"Squ-chan, welcome home! How was your mission?" Lussuria asked, lifting his head from the steak he was cooking for Xanxus.
"What does it look like?!" Squalo nodded from Squalo's answer and returned his attention to the steak.
"VOI! Where's that fucking boss?!"
"Shishishi~ He's in his office, but I wouldn't disturb him now~"
Squalo showed Bel a WTF look before asking again, "Why?"
Belphegor replied simply with his Cheshire cat smile and hopped (princely, mind you) away back to his target practice with young Flan. Squalo stomped away to Xanxus's office, on his way there, he noticed a bunch of empty bottles outside Xanxus's office.
"VOI! I'm back, I failed the mission."
Xanxus was seated in his chair, head lowered and both hands holding his X-guns. Squalo looked around frantically. His boss did not throw a glass of Tequila at him yet, so surely something must be wrong. And right he was, Xanxus's supply of alchohol was gone, not a single drop was in the room.
Squalo backed away slowly then the smell of something burning distracted him.
"Oh no!" That voice was the Muay Thai expert's now, Xanxus's steak was burnt... Perfect, just perfect... Now they were all going to burn in (no, not in hell) the Flame of Wrath, and it was going to be damn lethal... Xanxus's head slowly started to lift up.
"VOI! SAVE YOURSELVES!" And the Varia HQ emptied out in 5 seconds flat and the Flame of Wrath bullet shot from where Xanxus's office was to the other end of the huge building...
So, the reason why you no longer see Xanxus destroying the base is because the Varia stocked up a lifetime's supply of Tequila, Steak and anything Xanxus needed, hoping the same incident would never happen again. But still, poor Squalo was the sacrifice for the rest since he had to take a glass full of tequila on the head everytime he entered his Boss's room.
~+*END*+~
(A/N: Okay... I hope that was funny... Thanks for reading!)
Signing off,
~Kira~
