Japan- "I trust everyone'

"So this Super Maxi Power Cutter 3000 will really work?" Eyes glistening with innocence and trust, he smiled and stretched his hands towards the glittering and no doubt tacky looking gadget.

"Hehe of course my good man." The shifty looking salesman rubbed his hands and chuckled with glee as he went on to continue talking about the wondrous things the Super Maxi Power Cutter 300 could do. About 99% of the claims were false, though .

"Ok then! I trust you!" without hesitation, Japan signed his name onto the contract The Salesman placed in front of him.

(2 days later)

"Noo! My Super Maxi Power Cutter 3000!don't die on me!"

Poor Japan.


England –' Never forget your manners'

"Hello, would you be interested in purchasing a Super Maxi Power Cutter 3000?"

"Sorry, no thank you." England smiled politely and attempted to close his door gently. The salesman wasn't one to give up and blocked door with his shoe. "Sir, ..." England smiled and pointed to behind then salesman "Oh my goodness! Is that?" As soon the salesman turned and moved his foot, England seized the chance.

He slammed the door then rushed to the window and pulled it open. "I'm sorry! Have a good day!" he yelled before slamming it shut and drawing all the curtains in his house closed.


Vietnam 'Why buy when you can make your own, for FREE?"

"Hello, would you like to purchase a Super Maxi Power Cutter 300?" The salesman grinned cheesily at her while waving his hands at the aforementioned item.

"..."Vietnam crosses her arms and stared at the Super Maxi Power Cutter 3000 with a look of curiosity and then distaste "NO! No way! Now please leave!" She stomped off towards her room and pouted slightly "..*sniffs* I couldn't afford it anyway...besides I still have my Cutter 1."

(3 days later)

"Vietnam? What are you trying to do?" Taiwan came over after hearing loud banging and exploding noises at Vietnam's home.

"Chao ! I was building...this!" She gestured towards the carefully made Super maxi Power Cutter 3000 she had made from scrap metal and other junk parts. "amazing right?"

"..."Taiwan covered her mouth as she gasped "I did the exact same thing!"


America 'Stand your ground'

Narrowing his eyes as he went to grab the morning paper, he could see the grey figure of the salesman heading his way. Oh no you don't. Taking his trusty Ak-47 which had been handed down from his Momma, he headed out to confront the bastard.

"Whaddya think you're doing here? On my lawn?" America

"I'm warnin' ya buddy. One more step 'an you'll.."

The salesman didn't bother listening to the rest and headed up to the porch.

"BLAM"

"Phew, that outta learn ya." America blew dramatically on his shotgun and hefted it over his shoulder before whistling merrily to himself and slamming the door shut.

"Super Maxi Power Cutter 3000...my ass.."