diper and mable pins story.
once upon a time there was a boy name dipper pinss and he loved to go ghost hunting and do paranormal crap (but we cant say that here becuz this is a kids show so shhhhhh). he has a twin named mable pine who is like him but a girl and not at all like him. becauz they are different humuns who lik diff things u feel?
so one day dip and mabl were just hanging out being normal when HUNKLE STAN burst down the door and was a total asshole to dippr and made him work like god can u believe that?
and so dip said, "HUNKLE STAN yyy do u do this"
and HUNKLE STAN said "because ur dumb"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" mail screamed and coughed up glitter because thats who she is.
so dipr was defeated and then he worked at the counter to sell completely normal priced things to old people but the mystery ShaCK was boring so no one was there
and that gave dipppppp some time 2 think
he felt werd and empty
and he though "i have everything…..so y is it that i feel this hole in mah chest?"
then he realized
he had everything
but….
LUV!
because thats totally what 12 year olds worried about
and so dip sat there while mabll chewed on something and oinked at her pig and then SHEE walked in
a BEAUTIFUL girl with LONG FLOWING HAIR. you could tell she was EXTREMELY SMART and VERY PRETTY. she was DEFINITELY NOT A SELF-INSERT OC LIKE WHAAAAT BECAUSE SHE HAD A DIFFERENT NAME THAN THE PERSON WHO WUZ TOTALLY NOT WRITING THIS.
'HELLO WLECOM TO THE SHACK" dip screamed at her
"KEPP IT IN UR PANTS BROBRO" mable yelled at him, then walked away to do normal 12 year old things and probably punch a monster in the face
"MABLLLLLLLLL"
"ur sister seems cool" the girl said, fluttering her long eyelashes. seriously, they were long, like, the size of a dog. but like a big dog. she had really long eyelashes.
"U SEEM COOL" dip stuttered, blushing bright red. this wuz it. his luv.
"hehehe. do u want to go on a date or something?" the girl asked, eyeing him misheviously because thats what children did when they were 12.
"YESS TOTALLY"
"kk. bye the way, my name is mary…..mary susan~~" she purred. oh, and she had a tail and cat ears. she wiz a monster but dip didn't care.
so they went on a date to a totally fancy restaurant.
"Soon mary what do you like to do"
"WELL i just graduated college at age 12. i like researching monsters. also i usually pass the time being pretty and unoriginal."
dipper felt his hert beating real fast. they finished dinner and then french kissed.
"mary…i luv you…" dippr sighed
"i luv you 2 Dipper~~"
"wit man name is dipprr?"
'k i luv u dipprr~~"
she smiled at him and then led him out back, "lets have sum fun"
"oh do u have a board game or somethin"
"yea its monopoly"
"k"
so they played monopoly and mary won
"WHAAAAAAAT how did u beat me?" dipr asked
"cuz im awesome"
SUDDENLY BILL APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND GRABBED MARY
"BILLL?" dipr screamed
"AHAHAHAHAHAH YES IT
IS ME BILL CIPHER I AM STEALING YOU MARY AND STOPPING THIS HORRIBLE TRAIN-WREACK OF A FIC" bil screamed
"MY LUVVV"
"DIPRRR" mary screamed
"BIL YYY?"
"BECAUSE…" Bill trailed of, looking into Dipper's eyes, his own filled with an emotion Dipper didn't recognize.
"I LUV YOU" bill exclaimed, then disappeared
dipper fell to his knees, and sobbed. "mary…no."
TO BE CONTINUED
Author's Note: Yeahhh this is probably all your gonna get from me. I'm kinda done with writing fanfiction. Thanks.
