Disclaimer: Kairi is MY OC and I don't own Naruto OR Harry Potter.
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"NARUTO!" Naruto heard his sister shout from the house's library. He ran and saw her sealing books in a scroll.
"Get Inuzuka Kiba, Hyuuga Hinata and Neji, Nara Shikamaru, Sabaku No Kankuro and Gaara, Haruno Sakura, and Sai." Kairi told him. Naruto nodded and went to get them.
"Hey Kiba! Nee-chan needs you!" Naruto shouted to the dog-boy when he passed him in the streets.
"Hinata, Neji! My sister needs you!" Naruto called out to the two Hyuuga, who were training.
"Hey Shikamaru, your needed at my place, in the library!" Naruto told the lazy chunin.
"Hey Kankuro! Hey Gaara! My sis needs to see you in our place right away!" Naruto called out to the two sand ninja.
"Hey Sai. Nee-chan needs you!" Naruto called out to the artistic ninja. He went to the house.
Everyone was in the library.
"A school called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has requested 10 ninja to go and watch over the students from someone called Sirius Black escaped from their prison and we need to go watch the school. Any questions?"
"Why do we need to watch out for this Sirius Black person?" Sakura asked.
"He killed 13 people with a single move. We'll need to watch out. Naruto, you'll watch over the Potter boy. And watch out! Naruto, Gaara and I are Jinchuriki's. So, because of that, the Akatsuki may strike as well."
"Hai." Everyone replied. Hinata spoke up.
"K-K-Kairi, how long will we be gone?" She asked. Kairi looked everyone in the eyes.
"Pack for a year, we won't be the only ones guarding the school, but we will be the only guards IN the school. We leave in a week. Dismissed." Everyone left to pack. Kairi went into her room and picked up a suitcase, she threw some random clothes in, some books, a few scrolls and a few weapons, along with her chakura blade.
The week passed quickly and everyone met in the Hokage's office to leave.
"Good luck, please touch this shoe and you will be transported to your destintion." Tsunade explained. Everyone had one hand on thier luggage and tsunade counted to three.
On the count of three the ninja's felt a pull on thier navels and were jerked into a dimension.
"Let go! Come on! Let go!" Kairi shouted and let go of the shoe. Everyone followed suit.
-- The Leaky Cauldren --
Harry Potter was eating Breakfast with his two best friends, Ron and Hermione, and Ron's family. When a few people fell onto the table.
"Kiba! Get Akamaru OFF ME!" A brown-haired boy wearing purple make-up shouted from under a dog.
"Sakura! get your fat $$ off me!" A brown-haired girl shouted.
"Gaara! Quit playing with your sand!" A long brown-haired male shouted at a red-headed male, who was floating on an inch of sand.
"Do you have a problem Neji?" the red-head asked.
"Ok, let's CALM down and get untangled! Naruto, get away from my $$." A black-haired guy shouted. they got untangled and Molly Weasly stood up.
"Who are you all?" She asked.
"We're the ninja assigned to watch the school this year. I'm Namikaze Kairi. Just call me Kairi." The brown-haired girl said.
"I'm Sai. No last name." The black-haired boy told Molly.
"I'm Uzumaki Naruto!" A spiky blond-haired boy spoke.
"I-I-I'm Hyuuga Hinata." A girl with dark purple hair stuttered.
"I'm Hyuuga Neji, Hinata's cousin." A long brown-haired boy spoke up.
"I'm Inuzuka Kiba, and this is my dog, Akamaru." A spiky-brown haired boy with red marks under his cheeks told everyone.
"I'm Haruno Sakura." A pink haired girl said.
"I'm Sabaku No Kankuro." The brown haired guy wearing purple make-up said. Kairi shot Harry a death glance.
"I'm Nara Shikamaru." A dark-haired guy with a pineapple haircut said.
"I'm Sabaku No Gaara." The red-headed male spoke up.
"I'm glad you could watch the school. But, aren't thier supposed to be more of you?" Arther Weasly asked.
"Sai and I are qualified on our own, and the rest are MORE than capable to watch a school." Kairi explained.
"How are you and Sai better than the others?" Fred and George asked.
"Sai and I are higher ranked ninja than the others! We are the second highest rank in our village!" Kairi yelled at the twins.
"We have to get a good night's sleep for tomorrow." Molly said, breaking up the fight that was going to happen.
"Right! Which one of you is Potter?" Sai asked. Harry put his hand up.
"You'll be under servalience while we are here. Naruto will be your guard." Sai explained. Everyone split up and went to sleep.
-- The next morning --
Everyone met up and they headed to King's Cross station. The ninja's looked in awe as they walked to where the platform was supposed to be.
"Wow! This place is so cool!" Naruto shouted. Harry and his friends looked at the ninja.
"You don't have a place like this where you live?" Hermione asked. Naruto shook his head. Kankuro spoke up.
"We walk everywhere. If we're in a rush, we run. We don't need transportation." Kankuro explained. Kiba grabbed his hand.
They went through the barrier and went to the train. Kairi gave her suitcase to Sai.
"Theres a place in the back for you guys. I need to talk to the 'conductor' of the train. I'll be back when I'm done." She told them and jumped on the train.
The ninja got on the train and found the compartment. They went in and sat down in this order:
Door: Hinata, Hermione, Neji, Ron, Harry, Naruto, cloacked figure and the window.
Floor: Shikamaru, Akamaru.
Door: Empty, Kankuro, Kiba, Sakura, Gaara, Sai, empty and the window.
"Why are you guys here this year?" Harry asked.
"Because of Sirius Black. The headmaster of your school asked us to watch over it." Kankuro explained.
"We don't know much besides that. Kairi's the leader of this mission and she only told us that." Kiba told them. Sai covered his eyes.
"sheesh, If you wanna make love, do it somewhere else!" Gaara told the two. The compartment door slid open and Kairi walked in, she took the spot beside Sai.
"Ok, Naruto and Kiba will watch over Griffindor, Hinata and Sakura will watch over a house called Hufflepuff, Neji and Shika can watch over Ravenclaw and that leaves Gaara and Kankuro with Slytherin." Kairi explained.
"Kairi, you need to answer some questions. Is there another reason, besides Black, that we're at this school?" Neji asked. Kairi shook her head.
"No." She replied. The train stopped. Hinata and Neji did a hand sign.
"Byakugan!" They called out.
"There's a cloaked figure right outside the door of the compartment behind us!" neji called out and turned back to normal. Everything grew cold.
"Kankuro-chan." Kiba said, holding onto his arm. The door to the compartment opened up and a cloaked figure entered. Harry heard a scream and fainted.
Kairi held onto her head and knelt down to the ground.
Naruto screamed and fainted.
The cloaked figure jumped up and used a spell and the figure disappeared.
-- Kairi's mind --
Ami: Let me out pup.
Kairi: No Ami! You won't escape!
Ami: Let me out Kairi. I'll kill them all!
Kairi: NO!
-- Reality --
"NO!" Kairi shouted and bolted up. Everyone was staring at her. Even Naruto and Harry. The man with them handed her some chocolate.
"Sorry, drugs don't help me." She responded and giggled. Naruto also laughed.
"It helps Kairi." Naruto said, Kairi took the chocolate and nibbled on it.
"Did 'she' escape Kairi?" Hinata asked in her timid voice.
"No. If she did escape, we'd all be dead." Kairi explained. The train stopped.
Everyone disembarked and the ninja's left the students, who climbed into a carriage.
They arrived at the school and sat through the sorting. Dumbledore stood up and raised his hands.
"Before we become to engrosed by our feast, we have a few changes. The caretaker has asked me to remind you that there is to be no magic in the corridors between classes,
The forbidden forest is off limits to ALL students,
We have dementors guarding the grounds of the school and some new faces guarding the corridors. Please, make yourselves known!" Dumbledore called out.
The doors opened and the ninja put on a show and went to the front. kairi stood up.
"Hi! My name is Kairi. I'm the leader of this mission, I like my brothers and I dislike people who make fun of others. I have no dreams and I like to draw. I'm the leader of this mission and I'm also the last person you want to mess with!" Kairi told everyone.
"I'm Sai. I like my sister and art. I don't dislike anything and I have no dreams and I draw for a hobby. I'm pleased to be here." Sai told everyone.
"I'm Naruto! I like Orange, ramen, my sister and Hinata! I dislike the time it takes to cook the ramen. My dream is to bring someone back to my village and become the leader of said village! My hobby is pulling pranks!" Naruto said.
"I-I-I'm Hinata. I like Naruto and trying to become better. I dislike it when people judge others and my dream is to become the leader of my clan and marry a certian someone." Hinata explained.
"I'm Sakura! I like being a ninja and medics. I dislike loud-mouthed idiots and my dream is to drag my friend back to the village!" Sakura told everyone.
"I'm Kiba, I like my dog and a certian someone. I dislike Anti-gay/les/bi comments, because I'm gay. My dream is to invent something that allows men to carry children. This is my dog, Akamaru." Kiba told the school.
"I'm Gaara. I have no likes, dislikes and dreams. I'm one of the scariest ninja here, so don't mess with me." Gaara told everyone.
"I'm Kankuro. I like my friends and someone else. Like Kiba, I hate anti-gay/les/bi comments, because, I to, am gay. My dream is to marry my boyfriend and help with his dream." Kankuro said, to the school.
"I'm Shikamaru. I like cloud watching and sleeping. I dislike loud-mouths. My dream is to marry someone, have two kids and let them carry on the legacy." Shikamaru said.
"I'm Neji. I like a weapons mistress and training. I dislike some of my family members. My dream is to unite my clan into one huge clan instead of a main hous and a branch house." Neji explained.
"Anything else you have to say?" Dumbledore asked. Kairi nodded and stepped up.
"Ok, rule 1: We are here for protection. But we will send you to the hospital if you cross us,
rule 2: We have permission to give out punishments, don't forget that,
rule 3: If we here any comments about Kiba and Kanuro's sexual orentation, We'll send you to the hospital. They're fine ninja and great friends,
rule 4: Give us the respect we diserve. If you don't, it WILL end badly.
rule 5: Don't pry into our pasts. If we won't talk about it, it's not importiant,
rule 6: If Gaara, Naruto or I disappear, it's for personal reasons, do not ask,
rule 7: No one is allowed out of the rooms after 9:00pm. There will be ninja guarding the halls and one sleeping in the common room. We are light sleepers, trust me,
rule 8: Don't toe the line, be good and don't try and cross us unless you want to head to the hospital. We may be protecters, but we are tougher than we look." Kairi told everyone.
The ninja sat down at the tables they were assigned to, Kairi sat down at Griffindor's table and Sai went to Slytherin. The food appeared and everyone ate the food.
"This stuff is really good! Even better than ramen!" Naruto exclaimed. Kairi looked at the food.
"Naruto, those are vegetables." kairi told him. Kiba laughed and Akamaru barked.
Kiba gave him some food and they all continued eating. Kairi looked at the staff table, she poked one of the Weasly twins.
"Hey. Who's the teacher talking to Dumbledore?" She asked.
"That's Professer McGonagall. She teaches Transfiguration." The twin explained. Kairi nodded.
Eventually the food was gone and everyone seperated. The ninja used shadow clones and sent them with the students while the real ones sat in the Great Hall.
"I don't trust the Potions teacher, Snape, I think his name was." Neji said. Shikamaru nodded.
"Look, we need to trust some of the teachers, Dumbledore is one. McGonagall is the other and a few of them if we get to know them. Snape is the head of the Slytherin house, Gaara and Kankuro, keep your eyes open. Everyone, keep your eyes open." Kairi told them. they all left. Sai followed Hinata and Sakura to the Hufflepuff room, so they could have an extra person there.
-- Griffindor common room 8:00pm --
Kairi, Naruto, Kiba, Harry, Ron and Hermione were sitting on some couches around the fire place.
"Look. Sirius Black isn't the only thing we need to look out for! You know that!" Naruto shouted at Kiba.
"Yeah! I know! We need to watch out for the Akatsuki! I KNOW Naruto!" Kiba shouted back.
"SHUT UP! Look, we're not sure if the Akatsuki WILL come you two! They may not!" Kairi shouted back at them. All eyes were on the fight between the three ninja.
"Kairi, there are THREE targets here! What make s you think they WON'T come?" Kiba yelled back.
"They may not know we're here!" Naruto shouted back. Kairi stood up.
"Do you see that fire? Do you WANT me to burn your $$es?" Kairi asked in a raised tone.
The two male ninja shut up and everyone returned to thier activities. Kairi took out a book and started reading.
"What are you reading?" Hermione asked.
"I'm reading a book on the chakura elements and thier uses in battle. My main nature is Wind, but I can use all five." Kairi explained.
Eventually it was time for everyone to go to sleep. Naruto in the room with Potter, Kiba in the common room and Kairi was doing patrol.
-- Ravenclaw common room 8:00pm --
Shikamaru and one of the students were playing a game called 'wizard chess' and Shikamaru was winning. The student ended up losing the game. Neji was reading a book on the ancient ninja clans while some students sat and talked about thier summer.
Shikamaru called Neji over to the chess board.
"Loser has to patrol the corridors." Shikamaru stated. They set the board up and Neji knocked his king over.
"I lose. You get some sleep." Neji said and went to patrol. One of the students went up to Shikamaru.
"Why did Neji surrender?" She asked.
"He knew he couldn't win. I have an IQ of over 200." Shikamaru told her and went to the couch, layed across it and fell asleep.
The students went to bed, thinking about the empending doom, known as classwork.
-- Hufflepuff Common room 8:00pm --
Sakura, Hinata and Sai were talking about something.
"How can we keep the students safe from Sirius Black AND the Akatsuki?" Sakura asked.
"Depends on who they send. Some of them will be easy and others will be hard." Sai reminded them.
"H-H-He's right Sakura-san. It'll depend on who the Akatsuki send, but w-w-we don't e-e-even know if t-t-they're sending anyone." Hinata quietly told her. Sai went out to patrol the halls, Sakura and Hinata crashed on a couch. The students talked for a bit, then went to bed.
-- Slytherin Common Room 8:00 --
Kankuro was reading a book on creating, arming and using puppets. Gaara was using his sand to stop fights that broke out. One student, Malfoy as they found out later, was complaining loudly.
"A GAY guard in SLYTHERIN? Wait until my father hears!" He said, loudly. Kankuro's grip on the book tightened.
Malfoy smirked and continued.
"I feel sorry for his partner. Must look as ugly as him." He continued. Gaara's sand secured Kankuro and started towards Malfoy.
"Remember the rules? No making fun of my brothers sexual orentation. I bet you're gay as well to be making cheep shots. Besides, you better behave if you want your legs to stay where they are." Gaara told Malfoy, who looked offended and stomped away. Kankuro passed out and Gaara went to patrol the corridors.
-- A hallway somewhere --
Sai looked down into the dungons and saw Gaara.
"Hey! Any problems so far?" Sai called out.
"A student was taking cheap shots at Kankuro, that was settled with a warning and a threat." Gaara called up. Sai nodded and left to do more patroling.
He ran into Neji and they exchanged information, then he kept going. He snuck up behind Kairi and hugged her.
"Hey. Anything interesting?" Kairi asked, and turned around to face Sai.
"Gaara had to threaten a student about Kankuro, Neji and Shikamaru played a game and Neji lost, and That's all to report." Sai told her. She nodded and they went thier ways.
Kairi was walking around the school and stopped at a window. The moon was full and it looked like a scene from a romance movie. Kairi went and the sun started rising. She entered the Griffindor common room.
Kiba was already awake and dressed, Naruto was down with Harry and his friends.
"To breakfast!" Naruto shouted and the group went to the Great Hall. Kairi noticed Kankuro and poked Kiba.
'Go talk to Kankuro. He looks down.' Kairi told him. Kiba nodded and went over to the older teen. They chatted, laughed and joked around. Kiba walked over with some purple make-up on his face.
"Kiba. Either I'm crazy, or your face is purple, and I'm sure it's the latter." Kairi told him. Kiba tried to remove the make-up and they ate breakfast.
Owls arrived with the post, with some larger birds. The ninja held thier arms up and the birds landed on the ninja they were assigned to.
All of the ninja had gotten letters. Kairi and Sai revieved packages.
Kiba read his letter and smiled when his bird left.
"Hey! that's great!" He mumbled. Kairi opened her letters. Naruto opened his.
"What do your letters say?" Ron asked.
"My family has a new companion. A few of the dogs had puppys and Shino misses Hinata and I." Kiba told them.
"the village is to quiet without me, Iruka-sensei and Ayame miss me." Naruto mumbled.
"Meh, Danzo-sama-sensei says that missions are less smooth and that he sent me something I left behind on purpose." Kairi explained and set the letter aside. She opened the package andm someone in a mask walked over.
"Hello Sai." Kairi said, not looking up from the package. She took out a white mask with red lines reaching towards a red flame in the middle of it.
"I left this behind on purpose! Geez Danzo-sama-sensei!" Kairi mumbled angerly. Everyone started to leave to go to class.
Sakura, head to the hospital wing, I'll follow Potter, Sai will come with me, Naruto and Hinata can patrol the grounds, everyone else patrol the halls." Kairi told them. The ninja had a copy of Harry Potter's timetables and they headed to the Defence Against the Dark Arts class.
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So... That ends Chapter 1. Malfoy's going to be running his mouth off a lot about Kankuro being Gay. And... yeah. The puppeter is going to be pissed.
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