Chapter One
Batman was walkin down the aile off the bat church in teh middle of batCave. (Dis twinty yrz in futur and he builtded it in that time) He iz about to marry Cat Woman. She walks down aile to. He looked at her and thuoght, i am so glad she is not evil anymor becauz she is hot. Batamn and Cat Woman got marryed and he put ring on her long felyne finger. Cat Woman whisper, Thank u for teh ring. It is expensive becauze you ar billionar. (She could tell sinc she like dimonds)
He is flatred and blush bashfuly. Then they kiss. Bat,am feelt her wiskers on his moth (she has rlly wiskers in this vershun becauze Batman is into furrys !) EVERY time he kissed her he liked tickle and feel so good. I lov u Cat Wmon, he said under his bresth.
Tehn they prononcd them batman and batwife and they went 2 Batmans room for…..sexx!
*Next part is sex so NO KID READ*%
In room cat Woman tak off all hjer clothes. She had purrfect body (lol c wat I did there) but lots of hair becauz she is cat. Your soooo hot, Batman sais. "You take off cloth now, Batmn! She say in dark sexy meow. Im scared, BaTMan said. Becaus my parent got shat, I am now parnoid. That why I fight crime. Im empty inside." Tehn Cat Woman felt all sorry for him and seh gave him best sex ever.
"HOW DARE YOU!"" Was Alferd! He bust in door wit bottle champgn and Batman pulled out, he jumpd and hang upsid down on celing for protecsion with Bat Powers. Catwoman hissed throuhg her purrfect lips with red lipstick still on miraclusly. PUT CLOTHES ON, say Alferd shoutingly.
U cannot tell me wot to do, Cat Woman retarded. "I am wife of Billionar." Should put on clothe, said Batman. I dont want any other man seeing ur butt. So she did but not becauz Alferd said so!
Den Bat Man caught Alferd lookin at him to, so he put on his smexy Bat Tuxedo from weding, but this time he left of the shirt under it so his rippd chest show thrugh attractively.
Alferd did little gasp like omg i like your chest Master Wain. Batman got down from clieng an asked, "What do want with me, silly butlre?" I WANT YOUR BODY yield Alferd before he could stop his self. There was dramatic paws! (and not just Cat Womans)
*Sex stuff end here, KID READING OK. 2 Catch you up with storie: Alferd caught cat woman and bat man doin it and he is madst butler in gotham. Alferd alsoo wants Batmans sexy body.*
Then Cay Woman had enough! She pounce on Alferd and scartch his face until blood everwhere! Alferd tryd to fight back but she was 2 much and he ran away criing in Irish acsent. Now we can keep doin it, said Cat woman satisfactorly. "Nooo u hurt Alferd!" say Batman in loud voice becauz he acshuly care about Alferd he just dissed him cuz he was so horny. He thot back to all the tims long ago, when Alferd took care of him wehn he was little boy n not sexy yet. So much had chagned. Sigh…
"Gtg Cat Woman. Got busnes to take care off." He said huskly. Tehn he skipped off into night like did four many yearz. /
