Disclaimer: Bones belongs to Kathy Reichs, Hart Hanson, and Fox.
A/N: In order to kick things off, I thought I would start with the ladies of the Jeffersonian.
Warning: I would rate this one a strong T for: language, sexual themes, and the consumption of alcohol
Story 1
Girls Night Out
"I miss sex, and it should miss me. I'm really amazing at it, you know," Cam announced after slamming her fifth shot of Jim back.
"No doubts here, for you are preaching to the choir," Angela replied before downing her fifth shot of Jack.
"Is there room for another alto," Brennan asked before she chugged her fifth shot of Jose?
"I just don't get it, Cam groused. We're young, gorgeous, and…"
"Horny," Angela supplied.
"There is that, Cam grudgingly admitted. So what's the fucking holdup?"
"Literally," Angela quipped.
"Can we get three more shots please," Cam called out to the bartender?
Brennan snorted. "Apparently they want blond lawyers with legs up to their necks and big…"
"Torts," Cam offered, as she passed the shots out?
"Those too," Brennan replied with a sardonic grin.
"Whoa, Angela cried! Sweetie, that was incredibly specific."
"Of course it was, Booth has a date tonight," Cam needled.
"I wasn't talking about Booth! Although, that does appear to be his type. What I meant was, anthropologically speaking, a vast percentage of the population is attracted to…"
"Blond, leggy, lawyers," Cam said.
"With big torts," Angela added.
"Precisely," Brennan said!
"Alrighty then, no more tequila for the good doctor, apparently it flips her bitch-switch," Cam said on a laugh.
"Nooo, blond, leggy lawyers do," Angela said.
"Correction, Booth fucking blond, leggy, lawyers does," Cam replied.
"It's not about Booth!"
"And why the hell not sweetie," Angela demanded?
"Because we're…"
"Just partners," Cam and Angela simultaneously finished for her.
"Yeah, Brennan said before she drank her shot. After setting her empty glass down, Brennan lightly slapped the table as she added, But Cam, when you're right you're right. After I come back from the bathroom, I'm moving on to Vodka, because I'm not nearly inebriated enough. Also, you're both one drink behind."
After the anthropologist was out of earshot Cam asked, "Did she mean I was right about the bitch-switch, or Booth?"
"What do you think?"
"Yeah, I know. So, do you think that they'll ever get it together?"
"Of course I do, I'm an optimist."
"Well then, I purpose a toast, Cam said as she raised her shot glass. Here's to hoping that our respective dry spells, will soon be over!"
"Cheers," Angela replied as she clanked her glass with Cam's.
After they finished their drinks Cam said, "Thank you for inviting me out tonight. I really needed this. And don't get me wrong, I'm having a great time, but God I hope she was kidding about having more shots, because I don't know how many more of these things I can handle."
Angela laughed as she replied, "I know what you mean."
"Brennan seems to handle her liquor well."
"Oh, you have no idea. This one time at college, I watched her out drink twelve frat boys, and there was a funnel involved!"
"There's some good news," Cam sarcastically retorted.
"Actually, Angela said lowering her voice as she shifted closer to Cam. I do have good news for you. Our attentive and very hot bartender, has had eyes for you ever since you declared yourself a sex goddess. If you wanted to, you could take him home tonight."
As Cam glanced over at the bartender, he flashed her a heart stopping smile.
"Told you so," Angela said in a singsong voice, as the bartender came back over to them.
"Hi, I'm Mick," he said as he extended his hand to Cam.
"Cam," she replied as she took it.
"My shift just ended, would you like to go grab a cup of coffee?"
Cam quickly glanced over at Angela.
Angela nodded.
"Sure Mick, that would be great."
As they walked away Angela whispered, "Here comes a monsoon!"
Moments later Angela was tapped on the shoulder.
"Mind if I sit here?"
Barely holding a laugh back, Angela smiled as she said, "Not at all."
After the buxom blond had settled beside her, unable to resist, Angela asked, "You're not a lawyer by any chance are you?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
A/N: Well, I hope you all enjoyed that bit of fluff, as much as I enjoyed writing it. As always, special thanks to the amazing mustanggirlz07, and the incredible DaLiza! Oh, and by the way, if you did happen to like this shot, please do the right thing, and hit that little green button! Ever time you do, somewhere a blond, leggy, lawyer, will fall over dead.
