A/N Hello! It's me again, Shadowsong. Obviously you read the summary, or else you wouldn't be here right now. Unless you randomly clicked on a fanfiction, and your mouse cursed you to go here.
I don't know exactly why, but I like Super Smash Brothers fics in the humor genre then in any other. Maybe because I write SSB:M humor. I don't really know.
I understand this story has been done before, but I really want to do it.
Be sure to review!
Dedication: This story is dedicated to my Gamecube. I always, while playing SSB:M, imagined what they were thinking and what they did while I was playing Legend of Zelda on a different game and stuff. I owe it to you, guys and gals. Oh, and my muses. And my readers, as always.
Disclaimer: ::sighs:: Why do you ask?
(Begin Chapter One)
As usual, the Super Smash Brothers house, or more mansion, was in a state of chaos.
Roy was chasing around Young Link for stealing his sword and playing 'Let's poke my older self' with it. Marth was chasing after Ness for the same reason, except Ness wanted to make a swimming hole in his room and couldn't find anything to cut the floor with.
"Why you little creep!" yelled the knight as he pursued the small but fast Hylian around the rec room, or also known as the rest area. "I'm going to beat your rear!"
The Kokiri-looking boy giggled insanely as he sped around couches and dodged pillows hurled at him. Clasping the sword tightly and running around sofas, he laughed, "Ha ha, you can't catch m-"
BUMP.
He ran straight into Link. Bouncing off of his older self, he smiled sheepishly. "Hi."
Link swiped the sword out of the small hands, but was almost instantly crashed into by Roy, who flipped over Link and smashed into the wall.
Young Link grinned mischievously and snatched the sword back and ran out the door, but not before jabbing Link in the leg. Ness rapidly sped by also, gripping Marth's sword and chuckling crazily. He managed to duck as Marth ran by, and bulled straight into Link, sending the Hero of Time into the blue wall.
Ness quickly got up and ran out the door, where Young Link was waiting, and the pair fled down the hall, cackling madly.
Link sat up, his hair everywhere, his tunic disheveled and rumpled. The Master Sword clanked as Link got up. "I am so going to kill those two-"
Roy, still wincing as he sat up, shaking plaster from his red hair. "Link, I am sorry, but I am going to have to kill your younger self!"
Marth leaned on a couch for support. "Ditto Ness. Those two are dead!" He hobbled off to his room, Link and Roy following, shaking bits of plaster and dried paint off themselves.
Young Link and Ness had escaped and were hidden in the safety of Ness's room, which was decorated like his video game, Earthbound. There were cars zooming by behind glass, and it seemed normal, like any other town, except for the minor fact that it had giant chalk markings in the middle of the room in the shape of a circle.
"Okay, let's do this!" said Ness. Drawing out Marth's sword, he cut the floor with it, sinking the blade into the carpet, green and grass-looking. Young Link and Ness began stabbing the floor repeatedly until-
CREAK...
"Uh-oh," said Young Link nervously. "Er, Ness, your room's on the third floor, right?"
"Yeah. Why?"
WHAM!
The circle fell out and went straight through the floor!
"Hey! What the-"
BAM!
"I think that Marth's room is below yours."
The sentence took a moment to penetrate the pair of boy's thoughts.
A moment was all they needed. They ran, clasping the swords and heading towards the only other sanctuary they knew, the boy's bathrooms.
"I'M GOING TO KILL THEM!" yelled Marth, looking up through the ceiling. "THEY ARE DEAD!"
Roy had been lounging nearby, as was Link. All of them were plotting what to do to the pair of Smashers.
The knight stood up, eagerly grabbing one of Marth's replacement swords he kept when he lost his sword. "Let's get 'em!"
Link nodded and unsheathed his sword from his back. "I get myself!"
Marth and Roy nodded, and the trio went off to pursue the duo. It would of worked if Zelda and Samus had not been walking up the stairs to their room.
"Exactly what are you doing? Where are your swords, Marth, Roy? What's going on?" Zelda asked.
Link, when seeing Zelda, sheathed his sword sheepishly. "Uh, Roy, you explain."
Roy began to explain in a few, short, eloquent sentences. "Going to kill Ness and Young Link." Very eloquent indeed.
Samus rolled her eyes, even though they couldn't see. "Why?"
"Because those two rats stole our swords!" yelled out Marth indignantly.
The princess of Hyrule sighed. "I'll get them back, you stay here. Come on, Samus." She went down the stairs to the area where the boy's bathrooms were located.
Roy wiped sweat beads from his forehead, while Marth shook plaster from his hair. Link looked at the ceiling. "I can't believe I was so stupid then," he muttered. "I just might have to kill myself. Well, my younger self."
Marth raised an eyebrow, then regretted it because a shard of plaster fell into his eye. He hastily wiped it out, commenting, "Well, I'm going to the showers. See you all later." He plodded towards the showers. Link went to his room, and Roy stamped off to his room.
(At the boy's restrooms)
Zelda and Samus were standing outside of the boy's bathrooms, hoping for a male Super Smash Brother to pass by so they could capture him and make him drag Ness and Young Link out.
At first, Captain Falcon came by, and grinned when he saw the two females. "Well, hello, ladies."
"Scram or we'll shove you in the ladies room," snapped Samus, who had zero tolerance for the racer. Captain Falcon fled.
About two minutes later, Mario came by, humming the Mission Impossible theme song. Zelda quickly grabbed his sleeve and said, "Hey, Mario, can you go inside and get Ness and Young Link?"
Mario nodded, and went in, ducking and hiding behind corners, clasping his hands in a gun shape and still humming the theme song. Samus shook her head. "Let's ask the next guy, Mario still thinks he could be in a Mission Impossible movie. I believe he applied to be the hero."
Zelda stared at the door. "Really? I can't really think of him doing it."
Mario came out, and he had both Young Link and Ness by scruffs of their shirts. He was now whistling Saria's Song, and wandered away after dropping the two miscreants at the pair of female's feet.
Zelda raised her eyebrows at the two. "Well?"
Young Link looked sheepishly down at his feet. "Sorry," he mumbled, the sword behind his back.
Zelda tapped Young Link on the shoulder, and he handed it over, his face a crimson mask.
Samus bopped Ness on the head, saying, "And you?"
Ness shuffled his feet guiltily. When faced with angry guys that were after their blood, they saw no reason to back down. When faced with girls, the two melted. Ness handed over Marth's sword to Samus, who took it.
"Now go off and play, you two. Enough mischief for today," said Zelda. Young Link looked up and nodded, his sapphire eyes innocent. Ness murmured, "Okay," is a defeated voice, and the duo ran off.
"They're probably going to bug DK or something now," sighed Samus. "We should've given a lecture or something."
"Could you do that? They look so innocent," said the princess of Hyrule, fingering the sword of Roy.
Samus eyed her friend. "Innocent when they want to be."
Zelda grinned. "Yeah." She looked again at the sword. "We'd better put these in Marth and Roy's rooms."
Samus nodded, and they both went off to the rooms.
Well, they tried, before bumping into Peach.
"Did you read the new post on the bulletin board?" squealed the princess. "Everybody's going camping!"
(End Chapter One)
A/N Like it? I'll try to update soon. Really.
Oh, by the way, my other still-getting updated fic, The Tournament, just got updated. Read it!
Yes, this story will lead to camping. You will see. Don't worry. ; )
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