Yugioh 5D's one-shot
Yusei was having one of his dreams but it might not have been a dream you never know.
Yusei was talking to Jack his trusty friend he wasn't being himself he said in his Australian accent "Hey Yusei you wanna have a Duel?" Yusei responded "on motorcycles?" he said in his sexy sexy voice Jack gave him a confused look "What's a motorcycle?" Yusei was stunned " we duel on them all the time you better be kidding Jack" he responded riskily but Jack still had that confused look on his face " what do you mean i am not kidding i do not know what a motorcycle is" Yusei responded " Jack your scarring me " "hey Yusei lets have a duel ...Standing...firmly...on..The...ground"
At this moment Yusei sat up in his bed he panted "thank god that was a dream" but Yusei had this growing necessity waiting in his lower regions, Yusei sighed and grabbed his Motorcycle Lubricant but before he could apply it he had an Idea his Motorcycle had an exhaust pipe he could use that and it would leave no mess. Yusei got out of bed he was already in his Boxers and walked over to the bike as he got closer his "Junk warrior" was already waiting for him to simply pull it out and kick himself into overdrive but Yusei had an even better idea he slowly opened the lubricant bottle and squeezed a little amount onto his hand and carefully put it inside the exhaust pipe.
After he had coated the Exhaust pipe he pulled his "Junk warrior" out and put the tip at the edge of the pipe he took a deep breath in and thrusted in slowly and began to get a rhythm he had to hold the motorcycle still to stop it from falling over completely neutering himself, after he got himself used to being inside the exhaust pipe he started slow down because he was getting awfully close to releasing his seed but he didn't want to taint his precious motorcycle.
he decided to get back into his rhythm he was about to release his seed when he heard a knocking at the door it was probably Jack and Crow wanting to settle a bet about something homosexual, actually Yusei started to wonder about his sexuality he wasn't gay but he wasn't straight and he definitely wasn't Bi, Yusei kept thinking this while he was thrusting in and out of his Bike he was a few thrusts away from climaxing but his window was magically broken by a rock thrown by none other than Jack, Yusei ignored it and climaxed in the exhaust pipe he pulled out and the exhaust pipe overflowed with his seed he collapsed next to the bike and pulled the rock closer to him he looked at the note
Dear Yusei
You seem to be asleep or too busy to hear us so we left to go discuss and get opinions elsewhere so have fun with whatever you were doing
Sincerely
Jack and Crow
Yusei smiled at the note and got up he went over to his bed and collapsed in it and fell asleep only to fall into another dream involving the sexy sexy pharaoh saying "no homo" only to have his adventure start again
