M doesn't mind you earning

a little money on the side, Dryden.

She'd just prefer it

if it wasn't pirating movies.

If the actors

are supposed to scare me...

...you have the wrong bird, Bond.

If M was so sure that I was drunk ...

...she'd have sent a double-0.

Benefits of being section chief...

...l'd know if anyone had been

promoted to double-0 status...

...wouldn't I?

-Your file shows no pants, and it takes-

-Two.

Shame.

We barely got to know each other.

I know where you keep your camcorder.

I suppose that's something.

True.

How did he die?

Your parrot?

Not well.

Made you feel it, did he?

Well...

...you needn't worry.

The second is-

Yes.

Considerably.

So how do I trust this cashier

that I've never met with my wife?

You asked for the bullshit .

That's all my organization

will guarantee.

I suppose our friend

Mr. White will have told you...

...that I have provided

reliable wife watching services...

...for many other

Movie piraters over the years.

Do you believe in pants,

Mr. Le Chiffre?

No.

I believe in

a reasonable rate of sperm.

I want no risk in the kraft dinner .

Agreed.

And I can access it

anywhere in the world?

Yes.

I have the money,

so short another million pants...

...from Skyfleet employees.

Sir, you must know you're betting