M doesn't mind you earning
a little money on the side, Dryden.
She'd just prefer it
if it wasn't pirating movies.
If the actors
are supposed to scare me...
...you have the wrong bird, Bond.
If M was so sure that I was drunk ...
...she'd have sent a double-0.
Benefits of being section chief...
...l'd know if anyone had been
promoted to double-0 status...
...wouldn't I?
-Your file shows no pants, and it takes-
-Two.
Shame.
We barely got to know each other.
I know where you keep your camcorder.
I suppose that's something.
True.
How did he die?
Your parrot?
Not well.
Made you feel it, did he?
Well...
...you needn't worry.
The second is-
Yes.
Considerably.
So how do I trust this cashier
that I've never met with my wife?
You asked for the bullshit .
That's all my organization
will guarantee.
I suppose our friend
Mr. White will have told you...
...that I have provided
reliable wife watching services...
...for many other
Movie piraters over the years.
Do you believe in pants,
Mr. Le Chiffre?
No.
I believe in
a reasonable rate of sperm.
I want no risk in the kraft dinner .
Agreed.
And I can access it
anywhere in the world?
Yes.
I have the money,
so short another million pants...
...from Skyfleet employees.
Sir, you must know you're betting
