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... (Zetsu)
(me) COME ON COME ON! WE DON'T GOT ALL DAY HERE!
(Zetsu) None of the Naruto characters belong to Claire.... (But claire... I mean I own me.[Right?{RIGHT?!?!?!?!}])
(Zetsu) Just start Claire.
(me) Fine....
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It was getting tiring being alone at my house all the time. I have almost no friends here in Konoha, and I can't seem to get a boyfriend. Just my luck. And then right in front of my house, a box. A stupid cardboard box. It was raining the day I noticed it in front of my doorstep, and so I opened it (Thinking that it was a package and the mailman was just too plain lazy to wait for me next time I see him. He was a lazy man.) and I found three little puppies.
I usually go for morning walks no matter what the whether was. I'd always look for the mailman to be lazy like usual.
"AWWWW!!!!" I smiled at the three puppies in the box. They were wimpering weakly to me, and I couldn't help but bring them in my house. It wasn't like I lived in an apartment or anything. I owned a house. And my house alloud me to own as many pets and have as many people as I wanted. As long as I didn't harbor anyone bad.
I didn't look at the puppys again until they were inside and moving around freely in my house. I noticed that the one reminded me of a boy fighting some other boy recently. I had to break them up. They were going too hard and begining to break buildings. The boy's name, or at least by his sensei, was named Naruto. The puppy was male, and he had the same frizzy hair that looked crazy. I smiled and laughed a little at his crazy fur. One of the other puppies was also male. He looked like the other boy Naruto was fighting. He said his name a lot of times and I picked it up quickly. His name was Saskue. I could tell by his eyes that he was an Uchiha. The puppy had black fur, and by his butt, the fur flipped up, like a ducks butt would.
I giggled at the duck butt thought. And then I turned my head to the oddly colored girl puppy who was sitting their watching the other two pup's wrestling. I pulled them away quickly and then looked at the girl some more. She reminded me of the final girl that was there at the fight I saw. She had pink hair and wore her head band, like a nerd, on her head. She had short hair that seemed terribly cut off. The puppy's odd pink fur led me to beleive that the puppy was previously owned by her. I shook off the feeling though not caring about them at the moment anymore.
I smiled to the puppys and took them into the kitchen where I put dog bowls on the ground. They all looked at me happily. Ready for food obviously.
The one with blonde hair began to gir at the one with black hair. The pink haired one began to gir at the blonde one. The one with black fur sat their quietly waiting.
I walked over to the cabinet and took out the salt. I loved my salt. And I decided i'd ought to shair the salt with the dogs. Even though it seems highly unhealthy. When I went to reach for some peppers I accidentally knocked over the salt. As I had learned about superstitions, I tapped some salt over my shoulder. It obviously hit the dogs in their heads. They each sneezed. I smiled and laughed at their adorable smiles.
I remembered at that moment that I didn't have a place for them to go to the bathroom. I hurried to my room where I kept the newspapers.
------- Naruto's POV -------
The salt shattered onto my muzzle and I obviosly sneezed. It got into Saskue's hair and I laughed to myself in my head. Until he turned back into a human. I grew jealous of him. Saskue just glared at me and he spread salt in mine and Sakura's hair. We were fortunately dressed in towels already somehow.
"HEY SASKUE!" I yelled to Saskue, ready to attack him at any time now.
"What?" He asked me with a seeming of utter boredom. I thought that he would stand still but he moved to the table. And I thrust my hand foreward a bit too late and I hit my hand into the table. The table broke a peice off.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" I yelled aloud.
Sakura, Saskue and I heard the girl coming back and we hurried with getting the salt out of our hair. Once I got all of the salt out I poofed back into a puppy. Sakura was next, and then Saskue last. We were lucky she came in when we had all poofed back.
I went over to her leg and rubbed it, trying to push her over like Akamaru. Akamaru would always try and push me over for some odd reason.
------ My POV -------
The puppy wrapped itself around my leg and I giggled, "Come on Pup! Stop it!" I realized I was falling over and I pushed the dog rubbing my leg away with my foot.
"Don't do that! I almost fell over!" I said making sure they all had their heads down. I sighed and picked them up with a hug following. After that I realized again I had completely forgotten the newspaper! Stupid me! I ran back into my room and grabbed them. They were hidden before and I hurried into the kitchen earlier to check on the pups because I heard a loud yell.
When I made it back into the kitchen. I just realized then that there was a huge hole in my table. I looked at my puppys and then to the table.
"WHO DID THIS?!?!??!" I yelled. The puppys looked at me quickly. I was about to cry, but being me, I had to be strong. So I went to the one drawer that was almost just below the sink. It was just to right. And I opened it to find my super glue. I took it out and headed to the table. The puppys to my surprise were still there by the food bowls. I sighed. I forgot not only to feed them, put the newspaper down, but even now forgetting the superglue.
"I'm so sorry pups!" I walked back to the counter with the pepper I pulled out. I put salt on it, and chopped it up. I then put it in a pan and put some chicken and noodles in with it. I made enough for me, and the puppies. Once I finished cooking the food, I blew on it for a few seconds, and put an even amount of food in each bowl. I smiled to the pups.
"Enjoy my little puppy's!" I put the rest of the food on my plate. Then I hurried over to the newspaper and laid it down in a corner in the kitchen. Then I went over to my plate and grabbed a fork out of one of the other drawers on the other side of sink. I smiled and sighed at the same time when I saw the forks. I couldn't remember if I had done the dishes a few days before or not. And I was glad I did. I sat down at the table where it wasn't broken. I began to eat. And then I looked down to the puppys they were enjoying their meal a lot. They just gobbled it up. The Pink puppy appeared to be angry. the other two appear to be racing to eat their food.
I grred a little, and the puppys looked up to me right away. "Don't eat so fast you two!"
They nodded like they understood. They, NODDED?
"Wait, you understand me?!" I asked talking to puppys, who were all about to eat their meal again when they slowly looked up to me. The one with pink fur nodded.
I laughed. "Heh, I'm going insane! Heh, heh.... Oh god. I'm talking to puppys. I really AM going crazy." I said still looking at the puppys, who nodded in agreement. And their they were again with their nodding.
I stood up and my chair followed me backwards. I pointed at them still stunned. "YOU'RE DOGS! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!" I started pacing back and forth in the kitchen with my meal still sitting on the table. Although I didn't realize until the blonde puppy was trying his hardest to get up onto the table that I still had to eat. I laughed at his attempt. And then the black furred puppy hopped up with no ease and shook his head at the blonde one. I grabbed my food right before he was about to take a bite. And then I put it back on the table, but put the puppys on the ground.
I grabbed my food and headed into the living room trying to calm myself down. It worked pretty well especially since I had the windows open. I loved listening to the crickets chirping and the locusts with their loud sounds. It made me smile. And then I looked at my hand to see the blonde puppy trying to take a bite of my food again.
"GET DOWN!" I said as I shoved him onto the floor. I began to eat finally.
My food was actually really good. I saw some of the salt I loved, and I spinkled it over the blonde pup's head. I turned my head to continue eating but a boy appeared in front of me with only a cloth on. I didn't say anything, or move.
"CAN I PLEEEEEEEEEASE HAVE SOME????" He asked like he was the puppy from before. The black furred puppy grabbed his foot. And then he looked down at himself. His face went to a deep red and he stared at me.
"Umm... I can explain!" He said quickly sitting down on my couch.
"O, O, ok..." I said slowly.
"Ok, so-" he was cut off by the black furred dog barking at him.
"SHUT UP SASKUE!" He said as he kicked him back. The pink haired pup bit his leg.
"OOOOOOW!!!!" He yelled as he grabbed his foot, and his towel fell down. I turned my head away and ran to my room, not knowing what to say now. I just sat down and ate the rest of my food. When I finished I opened the door to the three puppys hopping on me. And I ran away into the kitchen where I put the dish into the sink. The puppys followed me and I sighed. I sprinkled more salt over each of their heads.
POOF
POOF
POOF
Was all I heard before I saw three more children in front of me. I knew each one of them. And Naruto wasn't wearing ANYTHING. I covered my face and ran to my bathroom where I grabbed a towel and threw it at him, which I didn't realize it hit his face. But he did eventually wrap it around himself.
I looked at the three of them, and glared.
"What the Hell is going on?"
Saskue stepped forward and smirked, "We got some kind of lock on us from the Akatsuki. My brother and some other dude named Tobi. I can't remember the details on how he said it was going to be broken but something about getting a normal person to fall in love with one of us or kiss sucks cause Naruto-" He was interupted by a loud yell.
"SHUT UP SASKUE! SHE MIGHT LIKE ONE OF US! Maybe..." He said putting his head down slowly.
I laughed at them, "And was the craving for my food a dog instinct?"
"No, it was delicous!" The girl said smiling. I looked at her and put my hand over my nose, grabbing it practically.
"This is so annoying. I shouldn't be dealing with children..." I said to them, but deep down inside I wanted them to stay. I was lonely. And having kids would be fun. It was an adventure. Something out of the ordinary I had never experienced. And It made me smile to have someone. I snapped out of my daze when the blonde boy waved his hand over my face and said with his obnoxiously loud voice to me,
"HEY! WILL YOU HELP US?" He said with no expression.
I sighed and nodded, making the kids high five eachother. They seemed excited. Then they all hugged me, and I smiled, "So you turn to human with salt?" I asked them when they finally let go.
"Yeah. Then when it melts-" Saskue began but was again rudely interupted, but this time by the girl.
"We go back to puppy!" She said smiling and looking to Saskue, who seemed quite irritated. In my head I had already decided the personality of each person.
Saskue- A huge stuck-up jerk who thinks he's all that due to his bloodline. He acts all Emo because his brother killed everyone in his clan other than them.
Sakura- Annoying and weak girl who can't do almost anything other than fail, and get hurt. She intrudes on what everyone has to say and likes Saskue.
Naruto- Loud annoying boy who has the power to pay up for his annoying personality. Yells a lot and fights Saskue to try and impress Sakura, and to show that he has power.
Interesting bunch of kids. I feel bad for their sensei. He has a terrible group.
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