This is a pretty old story I did. But my sister thought it was funny enough to post. I don't know. Tell me if you like it or not please.

And maybe it is a little exagerated, but those three get away with more stuff then all the other kids in the school combined. And you all know it's true.

Disclaimer: All rights go to J.K. Rowling.


In the middle of the night, Harry and his rule-breaking friends, Ron and Hermione, went out to break rules. Hermione suggested that they go to the restricted section.

Skipping along happily on their way to the restricted section, they ran into public enemy #1, Professor Snape. Harry immediately lied that they needed to go to the bathroom. Snape kindly pointed out that they were going in the wrong direction. Harry then took out his wand and attacked Snape, knocking him out. The three skipped past him singing, "We're going to break the ruuuuuules. We're going to break the ruuuuuules!"

When they go to there destination, they began skimming restricted books. Just then, who should come in but Filch's cat, followed by Filch himself. Harry decided that the best way to get rid of Filch was to grab his cat and toss it to Ron. The cat let out an earsplitting shriek.

"Mroooooowwww!!!"

Ron then tossed the poor cat to Hermione. Thus poor Filch fainted. They went back to reading after tying Filch up and locking him and his cat in a closet. After reading their books, they traveled into Professor Snape's office, where they stuck dynamite in his favorite books and turned his clothes pink.

After that they went into Dumbledore's office. First they stole his glasses, and pretended to be Dumbledore. Then they went over and fed his phoenix candy.

While Ron and Hermione were snooping in Dumbledore's private diary, Harry announced he was going to play with Draco. Harry then ran off, dragged Draco out of bed and into the bathroom, and dunked his head in the toilet. Meanwhile, Ron and Hermione where drawing mustaches on all the portraits on Dumbledore's walls.

Dumbledore heard giggling and got out of his bed. When he saw his diary open, his phoenix getting sick on the floor, and the mustaches on the pictures, he yelled at Ron and Hermione, telling them what terrible punishments they would get. Just then, Harry walked in. Dumbledore immediately stopped yelling when he realized that it had been Harry's idea. He then told the now innocent children that they should go back to bed. They went skipping off to bed, acting like three year-olds. They then hid, laughing at Dumbledore's stupidity.

After Dumbledore went back to bed, they snuck back into his office. Harry and Ron looked on his desk and found the tests for the next day. Like piranhas going after meat, they shredded the papers. Hermione screamed, alerting Professor Snape, who had been searching for them. When he found them the tests were lying on the floor, nothing but shreds. Harry and Ron immediately pointed at Hermione, claiming she had done it because she thought the test wasn't hard enough. Hermione punched Harry, and then tried to punch Ron, but all three children were grabbed by the evil Professor Snape.

While dragging them off to his office, Professor Snape was confronted by Dumbledore, who demanded that he release the "innocent children." Professor Snape reluctantly let go of the captive children, disappointed to have his fun ruined. The trio skipped off to bed, another night of rule breaking over.

The End