Disclaimer: I do not own Hayate no Gotoku in anyway. But, oh my god I so wish I did.
Hello all! I've been pondering the thought of writing a HnG fic for as long as I could remember now… falling in love with the anime and now being unable to not think about it is really starting to influence my life. So, I decide now today to unleash my fanfare to the rest of the world. The HnG fandom so far is pretty small but this fic is gonna hopefully be long. Sit back, relax and enjoy.
Chapter 1: What the hell does Hayate no Gotoku mean?
Indicates Narator
Another fine summer day in Tokyo, birds are chirping, the sun blazes, the wind shuffles through the green leaves of trees. A perfect day where I can finally rel-
"Hayateeeeeeeeee!" exclaimed an over energized 13 year old.
Aww for the love of R Kum
The camera pans up as an eclipse of the sunshine crosses by another ray, the camera shifts downward. Only a gust of wind can be heard followed by the lightning sound of footsteps running across what it appears to be… snow? The door explodes open, a misty blue aura engulfs our main character. He takes a step into the room, an icicle drops to the floor and shatters into a million pieces. Our hero/heroine's face comes into the picture, his clothes desecrated with ice and snow.
"You called, Milady?" the boy responds with a smile. His clothes rid of the snow and ice and his smile warms the room to an abnormal temperature.
"Ah, Hayate." The blondie says from behind her recliner. "There's this guy in my party who refuses to stop spamming. Do you mind taking care of that for me?" She lays her hand out, in it a piece of paper with some markings on it.
"Umm… what is that Milady?"
"It's his address, I had Klaus run an IP scan on him."
A grim shadow appears from the eastern wing and the door barges open, background lights are added from dramatic effect. Blue, yellow, red, green… per ras. A smoke bomb is released for eye candy. "EY YO, KLAUS HERE!" An overhead portrait of M-T cracks in half and falls onto the old man. His heart is shattered.
The room returns to a silence, and tumbleweed blows by.
"I'm just excited because that was my only appearance in this fanfiction…"
"You are dismissed Klaus." Nagi gestures her hand at the old man. A heartbroken and probably-should-retire old man sleuths his way out of the room and back to his emo corner where he watches Luy tar.
Our hero blood runs cold… is he about to die?
Hayate turns to the wall. "Haha… please don't start killing people off so early in a fanfiction."
The camera pans back onto our blue haired hero butler-in-debt! Stare
"Umm… Milady?" The butler's face runs cold.
"What is it Hayate?" the girl continues to play her MMORPG. She is at 87.37
The butler's hands start to shake a bit. "This person… he lives in Mexico?"
"Mmmmm, shouldn't take too long if you walk there."
A window shatters.
"Uh huh… Very well. Right away Milady."
Another gust of wind engulfs the room and the butler in debt disappears with a trace.
"Oh- wait. He left the party…"
How ironic… and so starts the day of our hero
A butler is one who serves;
A butler is one who dedicates himself
A butler is a formal guardian who supports the days of their master
Yes,
this is a super combat battle story of a boy who risks his life fighting for a girl.
Opening song
Ahh…. Our hero walking down a street in Mexico. The eyes of countless workers and their families fall onto Hayate… What a life!
"Please… do not start." Hayate moans. "I can't believe he logged off before I got there…"
Ah-hah it just so appears that this 'The Arbiter' hates you too!
"I wish to return home and play Sr Sh bos bwl while eating Pho."
Your life is really crappy isn't it?
"It is…" A glimpse of light shines across out set and catches the eyes of our hero. "What… is that?" He decides to approach the shining object with great caution.
No, it might be a pedophile!
"Why would be a pedophile be shiny?"
Silence
"Either ways, I did come here for something so I should have some time to explore." Our hero approaches a silver bell perched on a windowsill. The mosaic markings on it date back to the Greek times with Ares engraved onto it. A picture depicting a vine engulfing a maiden carved into the very base of the silver. "Oooh…! This looks expensive."
You're not going to think about selling it to get rid of your debt aren't you?
"Of course not. I don't have anywhere else to go anyways… and the very nice people may still be after me. I think this would make a perfect sentiment to Milady's silverware cabinet." He picks up the bell. A sharp high-pitched squealing sound is heard around the city. Hayate drops the bell and covers his ears with his hands. The pain surges through his head and his eyes squeezed together. After a second, he opens his eyes and ears slowly. – the sound dissipated but no one else seems to have been effected by the pitch. "Huh? Was I the only one who was able to hear that?"
The towns people around him walk up and down the cracked sidewalk seemingly unaffected by the noise.
"Huh... this reminds me of Sugn no Sa. Could this very well be the bell that was used by Guze no Toma?"
I think you're looking into R Kum's work too seriously.
"She is a wonderfully gifted voice actress." The butler stands up and brushes his suit. "Anyways, I should be getting back to Milady now—."
"Excuse us, kid. Mind giving us backs that bell?" A deep voice echoes through the walls of the street, a hand perches down under Hayate's face.
Hayate looks up at his new friend and back at his bell. A man with a broken nose wearing a sombrero and a yellow jumpsuit holds his hand still, waiting for the bell to be received. "Umm… might you be the Yellow Jumpsuit Apparatus?"
SFX: …
"No… never the less, the bell please."
"What value is it to you?"
"We have no need to answer questions, we can take it by force or we can do this the nice simple way." The two men beside the man with the broken nose step forward and crack their knuckles. Both look to be about 6'3.
"I think this would make a great addition to Milady's silverware cabinet and it shall stay that way."
"Fight?"
Hayate's head drops down, he smiles. "No…" The kid jumps over the three men and does a summersault landing safely on the gravel floor. He runs for it…
"Ugh, get him!"
Hayate, running through the streets of Mexico not knowing where he's going runs by a telephone booth. "I wonder if that trick Maria told me about would work in this situation." Hayate digs a coin out of his pocket engraved with the face of Lady Nagi in it and drops it into the telephone booth. A metal display panel replaces the stationary phone and a control panel lighted with LED lights appear. English letters on the screen read: "Please select category: Firearm, Food, B Denve, vehicle." Hastily, his finger presses over the vehicle selection and a further category is shown: "Tiger Tank, Mammoth Tank, Medium Tank, Light Tank, GXT Gam Model – Frdm, Punch buggy 2004." He selects the punch buggy. A whole in the gravel floor opens up and two steel sheets open up revealing a blue Toyota 2004 Punch buggy. Hayate jumps into the car and drives away into the blue skies of Mexico.
…Comedic relief ftw
Through the power of anime, the punch buggy flies through the air and is sling all the way across the world.
Anime can't defy the laws of physics.
Rawr. That took me an hour to write. Tell me what you think. I'll try to update soon. P
